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Why does caldari militia fail? Your viewsplease
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DNLeviathan
Blue Canary
Watch This
#301 - 2012-01-12 10:36:12 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
After spending a couple weeks on holiday down south, I come here to tell you all that the Caldari Militia is doing great - in Amarr space.


they aint here on holiday, amarr needed more drakes
FIRST GENERAL
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#302 - 2012-01-12 10:43:02 UTC  |  Edited by: FIRST GENERAL
Galatica789
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#303 - 2012-01-12 14:10:44 UTC
FIRST GENERAL wrote:
Confirming amarr militia needs more drakes.

http://www.amarr-empire.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=253180


More Guardians plz
Damar Rocarion
Nasranite Watch
#304 - 2012-01-12 14:14:03 UTC
Darek Castigatus wrote:
From an outsiders perspective the problem seems to be a combination of highly polarising personalities such as Damar and Hidden Snake, who have very specific views on how the militia should be doing things and are not particularly diplomatic about how they express those views.


You do understand that being diplomatic never got any results either so these days I cannot be arsed to sugarcoat my sayings.
I've always been a guy who fights over plexes. So when militia CEOs come together and ask for cooperation, this is what usually happens:

Others: We need to work together.
Me: I agree.
Others: We have these plans to setup coms, fleet doctrine and mutual help to corps. Can we count you along?
Me: If you help me plex, sure.
Others: ...............
Me: so if I help you, will you help me?
Others: No we wont, plexing sucks.
Me: Well, why should I help you then?
Others: Because we are here for pvp!
Me: .............. (Convo closes)
Corporate GrimReaper
Doomheim
#305 - 2012-01-12 14:33:28 UTC
Gallente is OP. You cannot deny it. I been hearing the Amarr vs. Minmatar is going to heat and Gallente is going over to Minmatar. Meaning the Gallente might weaken. I think this will OP the Minmatar militia. I do feel sorry for Amarr. All because the Gallente pilots get board with Caldari. The Caldari should have put up a more challenging fight. Now the Amarr is going to suffer? This is the question yet to be answered.

Check this link:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=55761&find=unread
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#306 - 2012-01-13 13:19:14 UTC
Damar Rocarion wrote:
Darek Castigatus wrote:
From an outsiders perspective the problem seems to be a combination of highly polarising personalities such as Damar and Hidden Snake, who have very specific views on how the militia should be doing things and are not particularly diplomatic about how they express those views.


You do understand that being diplomatic never got any results either so these days I cannot be arsed to sugarcoat my sayings.
I've always been a guy who fights over plexes. So when militia CEOs come together and ask for cooperation, this is what usually happens:

Others: We need to work together.
Me: I agree.
Others: We have these plans to setup coms, fleet doctrine and mutual help to corps. Can we count you along?
Me: If you help me plex, sure.
Others: ...............
Me: so if I help you, will you help me?
Others: No we wont, plexing sucks.
Me: Well, why should I help you then?
Others: Because we are here for pvp!
Me: .............. (Convo closes)


I was pretty sure that was the case but its nice to get confirmation.

Pirates - The Invisible Fist of Darwin

you're welcome
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#307 - 2012-01-13 20:32:24 UTC

My personal favorite:

Plexers: We need help in X system, lots of gallente here to fight!
Caldari FC: Cool we're on our way
*Caldari fleet arrives, gallente run away to reship and get more numbers. Plexers begin capping plexes*
Plexers: They'll be back, just stay here for another ten minutes while we secure these, there will be a fight over these plexes.
Caldari FC: I'm hearing rumors about 3 pirates gatecamping fifteen jumps away, I'm going to drag my 30 guys over there to see if we can gank them. They surely won't scatter when they see that local spikes.
Plexers: ........There's a garunteed fight here. Just wait a couple more minutes.
Caldari FC: Feck that, plexing isn't PvP! *Caldari Fleet Leaves*
*Two minutes later, 30 gallente spike local, plexers are forced to bail*
Caldari FC (Twenty Minutes Later...): Oh hey turns out that there wasn't any pirates there, Did you say something about there being a fight to be had over a plex?
Plexers: ...........................................
DNLeviathan
Blue Canary
Watch This
#308 - 2012-01-14 09:33:41 UTC
Super Chair wrote:

My personal favorite:

Plexers: We need help in X system, lots of gallente here to fight!
Caldari FC: Cool we're on our way
*Caldari fleet arrives, gallente run away to reship and get more numbers. Plexers begin capping plexes*
Plexers: They'll be back, just stay here for another ten minutes while we secure these, there will be a fight over these plexes.
Caldari FC: I'm hearing rumors about 3 pirates gatecamping fifteen jumps away, I'm going to drag my 30 guys over there to see if we can gank them. They surely won't scatter when they see that local spikes.
Plexers: ........There's a garunteed fight here. Just wait a couple more minutes.
Caldari FC: Feck that, plexing isn't PvP! *Caldari Fleet Leaves*
*Two minutes later, 30 gallente spike local, plexers are forced to bail*
Caldari FC (Twenty Minutes Later...): Oh hey turns out that there wasn't any pirates there, Did you say something about there being a fight to be had over a plex?
Plexers: ...........................................


actually i believe its a bit more like:
damar: waah waah waah
caldari: what?
damar: waah waah
caldari: seriously dude, what are you talking about?
damar: ffs whine, moan, waah
caldari: ok, we are off to find something to do
damar: feck this im off to amarr space
Desra Mascani
Eleutherian Guard
#309 - 2012-01-14 17:01:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Desra Mascani
Check this one!

EDIT: Just an addendum to otherwise trolling post. Why does CalMil fail? Look at this damned thread. They have no esprit de corps. You can't expect a bunch of bickering fools like that to succeed. The pic above is tighly connected to that. They had an opportunity to stop the effort to take Iwisoda, because it's next door to Rakapas (which still seems to be the base of some of them) and the system was plexed by hardly a handful of people at any one time. But they don't even care...

So as an appeal to potential new CalMil pilots out there: Forget the old fools' poison, build from scratch and CARE. We need some targets that kick back.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#310 - 2012-01-16 15:00:03 UTC
Meh all you Damar haters i dont know what hes done in the past, but so far hes been a real help and good character to have with us on amarr front lines.

Damar somone loves you, okay only a tiny bit but thats worth a mention.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#311 - 2012-01-16 15:13:52 UTC
That's not fair. We all love Damar. In fact, the Gallente Militia has named January 29th Damar Day in honor of the day we set him temp blue to help defend our Intaki brothers!
Capitol One
Blue Canary
Watch This
#312 - 2012-01-16 16:32:45 UTC
Muad 'dib wrote:
Meh all you Damar haters i dont know what hes done in the past, but so far hes been a real help and good character to have with us on amarr front lines.

Damar somone loves you, okay only a tiny bit but thats worth a mention.


This thread is now about loving Damar.

+1
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#313 - 2012-01-16 19:36:16 UTC
Might have some thing to do with well...Fascism. How do your RP that? Kinda hard to get out of your bed climb in your pod and fight so some rich dudes can continue to have more money well every one else doesn't. Its kinda lacking, why I'm on this side fighting to bring the Caldari back to the federation they helped found.

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#314 - 2012-01-16 20:04:23 UTC
Desra Mascani wrote:
Check this one!

EDIT: Just an addendum to otherwise trolling post. Why does CalMil fail? Look at this damned thread. They have no esprit de corps. You can't expect a bunch of bickering fools like that to succeed. The pic above is tighly connected to that. They had an opportunity to stop the effort to take Iwisoda, because it's next door to Rakapas (which still seems to be the base of some of them) and the system was plexed by hardly a handful of people at any one time. But they don't even care...

So as an appeal to potential new CalMil pilots out there: Forget the old fools' poison, build from scratch and CARE. We need some targets that kick back.


Not bad. But the real reason the Caldari militia is horrible is because Gallente buns look better than Squids. Proof --> http://iamsheriff.com/rebecca-gallente.jpg

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Desra Mascani
Eleutherian Guard
#315 - 2012-01-16 21:22:21 UTC
Rel'k Bloodlor wrote:
Might have some thing to do with well...Fascism. How do your RP that? Kinda hard to get out of your bed climb in your pod and fight so some rich dudes can continue to have more money well every one else doesn't. Its kinda lacking, why I'm on this side fighting to bring the Caldari back to the federation they helped found.


Of course, working for Tibus Heth (aka space H i t l e r) does not help the morale.
Damar Rocarion
Nasranite Watch
#316 - 2012-01-16 23:41:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Damar Rocarion
Muad 'dib wrote:
Meh all you Damar haters i dont know what hes done in the past, but so far hes been a real help and good character to have with us on amarr front lines.


Mainly i've been target of Gallente players constant bombardment of spam evemail, death threats and pedophile accusations. Sanctioned by most of their major corporations but it's ok in their opinion since they are "the casual side who does not take things too seriously since it's just a game". They also wonder loudly why people who are target of such attacks cannot be nice and cordial to them in local chat.
sYnc Vir
Wolfsbrigade
Ghost Legion.
#317 - 2012-01-17 03:45:25 UTC  |  Edited by: sYnc Vir
Rel'k Bloodlor wrote:
Might have some thing to do with well...Fascism. How do your RP that? Kinda hard to get out of your bed climb in your pod and fight so some rich dudes can continue to have more money well every one else doesn't. Its kinda lacking, why I'm on this side fighting to bring the Caldari back to the federation they helped found.


The number of rpers in the militas make up maybe 2%, 3% are pvpers and the rest are alts.

Edit: The rp'ers pvp as well, but the other guys just like killing **** no back story. Theres alot of "Its not me shoot it" going on.

Don't ask about Italics, just tilt your head.
Har Harrison
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#318 - 2012-01-17 03:51:02 UTC
Confirming that since Damar came to Amarr, things have been looking up!!!
There are some other reasons such as other corps have also gotten their stuff together and corps like Wolfsbrigade have joined, but since this is a Damar love thread, we won't mention that
WE LOVE YOU DAMAR!!!!
Hidden Snake
Inglorious-Basterds
#319 - 2012-01-17 06:27:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Hidden Snake
Good times, bad times ... Ibs is having fun. Stop whinning ... Start flying .... Based on number of active pilots (5-6) we outnumber all Cali killwise(and we plexing for plexing moarners).

Problem of Cali is as allways too much words ... Howgh!

Ps: damar is special but good chap ....

Pps: pirates can be friends too btw.
DNLeviathan
Blue Canary
Watch This
#320 - 2012-01-18 11:15:05 UTC
Damar Rocarion wrote:
Muad 'dib wrote:
Meh all you Damar haters i dont know what hes done in the past, but so far hes been a real help and good character to have with us on amarr front lines.


Mainly i've been target of Gallente players constant bombardment of spam evemail, death threats and pedophile accusations. Sanctioned by most of their major corporations but it's ok in their opinion since they are "the casual side who does not take things too seriously since it's just a game". They also wonder loudly why people who are target of such attacks cannot be nice and cordial to them in local chat.


blah blah blah, dry your eyes mate and sing a different song