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TL;DR: Day Late Edition (May 10th, YC118)
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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-05-11 16:29:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
**** me, I've been busy, so forgive my lateness.

World War Bee Chills the **** Out

The situation has mostly calmed down throughout the now conquered regions of Tenal, Deklein, Vale of the Silent, Cloud Ring, and probably a few other ones I can't remember. The remaining conflict is centered around Fade and Pure Blind, with the conflict now devolving into guerrilla warfare.



Record Numbers of Consumer Electronics Delivered to Starving People

Relief efforts have started for desperate planetsiders entrapped in a brutal civil war between the elites of Jin-Mei society. These impoverished souls will sleep well at night now knowing that the latest generation of Neocoms, holoreels, and sound systems are on their way to those desperately in need. In an effort to provide relief to a people devastated by civil war, genocide, and poverty, members of the humanitarian aid group Sanxing has spent the last several days this week handing out the latest and greatest in modern technology to starving Jin-Mei.

One of the planetary coordinators for the relief effort spoke with Head TL;DR Shitposter Jason Galente about the situation.

"These poor souls, there's so much we can do to help to them," said Ainsley Rothschild, a planetary coordinator for the non-profit organization SANXI, while surveying the country's war-torn cities and vast tent camps. "Just look around, there's nothing here: no hors d'oeuvres, no towering ice sculptures, nothing. Nobody should have to live like this."

The Weekly TL;DR interviewed one malnourished refugee on the matter, stylishly dressed in the latest rags to cover up his skin-and bones physique that is becoming the latest fad in Gallentean space (and, like, so hard to diet for...). Speaking of the matter, the man said "I may be dying a slow diarrhea death, but I have Call of Caldari Prime now, which just came out on the newest gen consoles, so that's nice I guess."



Horde launches new Pillow Fort(izar)

Because everybody else is doin' it...



Gallentean Channel Launch Crashed by Usual Suspect

Usual Suspect: "I don't understand, why am I not welcome here? THIS IS CENSORSHIP!"

Moderators: "We value free speech... you can stay, just be civil."

Usual Suspect: "Really? Because free speech is just awful."



Monocles Make a Comeback Amongst Coronation Fashion Speculation

Why.

They're almost as bad as these hipster glasses.



Indulging My Massive Ego

I have a pretty face.


Kbye.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2016-05-11 17:39:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Rook Moray
Jason Galente wrote:

Record Numbers of Consumer Electronics Delivered to Starving People

Relief efforts have started for desperate planetsiders entrapped in a brutal civil war between the elites of Jin-Mei society. These impoverished souls will sleep well at night now knowing that the latest generation of Neocoms, holoreels, and sound systems are on their way to those desperately in need. In an effort to provide relief to a people devastated by civil war, genocide, and poverty, members of the humanitarian aid group Sanxing has spent the last several days this week handing out the latest and greatest in modern technology to starving Jin-Mei.

One of the planetary coordinators for the relief effort spoke with Head TL;DR Shitposter Jason Galente about the situation.

"These poor souls, there's so much we can do to help to them," said Ainsley Rothschild, a planetary coordinator for the non-profit organization SANXI, while surveying the country's war-torn cities and vast tent camps. "Just look around, there's nothing here: no hors d'oeuvres, no towering ice sculptures, nothing. Nobody should have to live like this."

The Weekly TL;DR interviewed one malnourished refugee on the matter, stylishly dressed in the latest rags to cover up his skin-and bones physique that is becoming the latest fad in Gallentean space (and, like, so hard to diet for...). Speaking of the matter, the man said "I may be dying a slow diarrhea death, but I have Call of Caldari Prime now, which just came out on the newest gen consoles, so that's nice I guess.".



This is stupid. These people are starving. These people have no jobs. They need help with education, housing. They need medical care.

Ground vehicles. That's what they need. Let's set aside a large shipment of the latest gorund vehicles and ship them over right away!! Why suffer when you can ride in style!!!


Jason Galente wrote:

Horde launches new Pillow Fort(izar)

Because everybody else is doin' it....


To be fair, you should mention that we also opened an Astralhaus at the exact same time and system. I mean that 150-person Sword Fleet really, really tried, but when you're outnumbered three-to-one and outgunned...I guess that's why they warped that fleet right into the Pillow Fort(izar)'s main defense grid? Frustration?

Speaking of, I heard that Horde returned the favor by destroying six Goon Astralhauses in seven minutes across Fade and in Saranen? Can you verify?


Jason Galente wrote:

Gallentean Channel Launch Crashed by Usual Suspect

Usual Suspect: "I don't understand, why am I not welcome here? THIS IS CENSORSHIP!"

Moderators: "We value free speech... you can stay, just be civil."

Usual Suspect: "Really? Because free speech is just awful.".



I'm gonna have to visit this channel. It sounds like the Usual Suspect can do with a hefty dose of FREEDOM.

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Ayallah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2016-05-11 18:34:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayallah
Rook Moray wrote:
Speaking of, I heard that Horde returned the favor by destroying six Goon Astralhauses in seven minutes across Fade and in Saranen? Can you verify?
Not just Horde but yes, within seven minutes of each other. https://zkillboard.com/ship/35832/

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2016-05-11 18:38:55 UTC
Ayallah wrote:
Rook Moray wrote:
Speaking of, I heard that Horde returned the favor by destroying six Goon Astralhauses in seven minutes across Fade and in Saranen? Can you verify?
Not just Horde but yes, within seven minutes of each other. https://zkillboard.com/ship/35832/


That's ******* great.

Didn't want those citadels anyway.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#5 - 2016-05-11 21:35:42 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:

Why.

They're almost as bad as these hipster glasses.



Actually, they go fantastic with my fedora and 100% organic yak pelt scarf.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-05-11 22:34:43 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Jason Galente wrote:

Why.

They're almost as bad as these hipster glasses.



Actually, they go fantastic with my fedora and 100% organic yak pelt scarf.


Women can get away with them, and I must say you pull them off very well.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost