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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-05-08 02:34:57 UTC
I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.



Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?


A:) "What up, doll fins?"

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Yiole Gionglao
#2 - 2016-05-08 09:47:11 UTC
If the forums had bad karma, you would had exhausted the provisions for a week... Shocked

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#3 - 2016-05-08 11:17:20 UTC
Put him in a straightjacket and give him an enema.Evil

Yeeee! 
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#4 - 2016-05-08 14:32:53 UTC
COFFEE ENEMA

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#5 - 2016-05-09 03:18:10 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
COFFEE ENEMA


Sriracha!

Yeeee! 
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2016-05-09 23:16:22 UTC
what was the nerd math kid's favorite dessert?

pi

if i cooperate with the putting on the straitjacket, can i just be waterboarded instead?
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2016-05-10 04:43:11 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.



Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?


A:) "What up, doll fins?"


cet. . . ceta. . . cetawhat?

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2016-05-12 08:48:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Gimme Sake
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.



Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?


A:) "What up, doll fins?"


cet. . . ceta. . . cetawhat?



Salt water pachyderm meme.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#9 - 2016-05-14 17:23:50 UTC
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo Bees.

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2016-05-16 07:59:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
What kind of bees drink milk?

Bay bees.




Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls.




Don't mind me, just keeping your sanity at bay.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-05-19 04:23:01 UTC
I got some rich content to deliver:




Q:) Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A:) To make his soil rich.


Q:) Where does a penguin keep his money?
A:) In a snow bank.


An Amarrian priest, a Gallente minister, and a Verokhior shaman are attending a burial. The shaman throws a million ISK into the casket. "What did you do that for?" the minister asks. The shaman responds, "so the dearly departed soul will have money to spend in the after life." Not to be outdone, the priest throws a billion ISK into the casket. Both the priest and the shaman look at the minister expectantly. "Are you going to provide the dead any money?" they ask. "Alright," responds the minister, "I can give this person money." He gets out his checkbook, writes a check for eleven billion, one million ISK, throws the check into the casket, and takes out the 1 billion and one million ISK in change.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#12 - 2016-05-19 10:12:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Shallanna Yassavi
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
An Amarrian priest, a Gallente minister, and a Verokhior shaman are attending a burial. The shaman throws a million ISK into the casket. "What did you do that for?" the minister asks. The shaman responds, "so the dearly departed soul will have money to spend in the after life." Not to be outdone, the priest throws a billion ISK into the casket. Both the priest and the shaman look at the minister expectantly. "Are you going to provide the dead any money?" they ask. "Alright," responds the minister, "I can give this person money." He gets out his checkbook, writes a check for eleven billion, one million ISK, throws the check into the casket, and takes out the 1 billion and one million ISK in change.


And it turned out the casket was a capsuleer's casket. The new clone walked up to the casket in front of the three, picked up the check, and cashed it.

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-05-19 16:23:05 UTC
Shallanna Yassavi wrote:
And it turned out the casket was a capsuleer's casket. The new clone walked up to the casket in front of the three, picked up the check, and cashed it.

Then the minister declared bankruptcy and allowed his peoples' tax money to pay the bill.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-05-20 01:48:30 UTC
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... A super calloused fragile mystic, extra halitosis.
Mijel Riak
Extensive Enterprises Space
#15 - 2016-05-23 23:40:03 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.



Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?


A:) "What up, doll fins?"


That joke nearly krilled me...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#16 - 2016-06-02 20:28:53 UTC
Mijel Riak wrote:
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.



Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?


A:) "What up, doll fins?"


That joke nearly krilled me...

Q: Why did the dolphin get mad at the other dophin when it bumped him?
A: It did it on porpoise.