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Cloaked and Distracted: Winmatar! FTW
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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2016-04-29 22:00:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
Desperate people with no good intentions.

If you are Amarrian
You are cursed with the gelding plague.
Do not blame me. I am True Amarr.
According to vocal Lore of this age.
"Your Lines will be gelded and your sows thrown to crocodiles. Or alligators. I hope you changed your name on time." Elite Randolf/ph Ephesianos
All of this through a saance from a cat in another world. So frustrated was I with no ability to stop séances from Asgard (Jesus's home world) that I gelded nuns instead of Amarrians!
God is Good. No Minmatar in the Heavens can deny that.
So I invented something with Henry/Hal9000's singular habitat. The Henry of which we speak still lives. In his dark ages of construction scientists realized the value of Materium. His core though ancient, indestructible. Yet inside he is as edible as Catholicism. The technology was never discovered by me but imparted when I sampled his substrates. By triangulating 3 periodic tables, always unable to meld together: Triangulation was at 100% once the gamma ray bridged infallible unproven numeric proofs.

This brought my attention to Chauncy the gunnery sergeants principals. We have been Freedom Fighters.
Ushra'Khan
Freelance Unincorporated
Cash Money Brothers
AAA
AA
Murker Draug'Tyr

All with the opinions of witches and Binomial protocol.

I don't know when triangulation was at 100% since the proofs were only represented by precognizant, celestial, observation.
However preliminary reports did show that once each individual periodic table was illuminated the sentience of said Universes reacted.
We are still calculating data.
More to follow.
-ottoout
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2016-04-29 22:14:02 UTC
Save some drop for the rest of us.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2016-04-29 22:27:02 UTC
Translation by paragraph:

P1: ?????? (Possibly: "I aret holier than thou, but Matari are more so than I")

P2: "Here's a list of groups I'm just hearing about, aren't they just great?"

P3: "Death to Amarr" maybe?

P4: "I have no facts behind my statements, but I own a periodic table of elements. Sooner or later I'll decipher what it means."
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-04-29 22:48:10 UTC
I ... don't think he's even trying to be comprehensible anymore. He is using some pretty vivid imagery, though.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2016-04-29 22:52:48 UTC
Well, can't say I disagree with you, but it gives me something to do when I can't sleep during my sleep cycle...
Rinai Vero
Blades of Liberty
#6 - 2016-04-30 04:51:17 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Save some drop for the rest of us.


Drop? Drop! Did someone say DROP!?
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2016-05-02 11:14:56 UTC
Someone has had far to much Quafe and been mixing it with Isogen and long limb roe juice..............

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Yarosara Ruil
#8 - 2016-05-02 11:34:06 UTC
Moonacre Parmala wrote:
Someone has had far to much Quafe and been mixing it with Isogen and long limb roe juice..............


Eww... Eww! Eww, eww, eww!

Disgusting!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2016-05-02 12:50:25 UTC
You want an explosive experience? Take 151 proof alcohol and sprinkle tritanium dust in it.

Guarantee it'll blow you away.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2016-05-02 14:15:11 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
You want an explosive experience? Take 151 proof alcohol and sprinkle tritanium dust in it.

Guarantee it'll blow you away.



It was either that or being hung over a balcony by a bouncer droid that caused me to lose my hair....... the fact I was drunk on the stuff when I shot the droid can't have helped......

I say drunk because it's the closest way to describe the feeling of intense happiness yet having the feeling my eyeballs pulled through the back of my head whilst being hit in the stomach with a Brutor mating club.

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-05-02 18:30:21 UTC
Mix a little Mindflood with some fruit juice and grain alcohol and this makes perfect sense.

TL;DR version, I think he's calling for Matari unity against the Empire.

Or he could be ordering a grilled cheese sandwich.

Could go either way.

Also...try not too add too much Mindflood.

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2016-05-02 20:20:44 UTC
Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-05-02 20:23:15 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right?



Well...that explains those unfortunate side-effects...


“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#14 - 2016-05-02 20:48:40 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right?

You're not!?!?...... I mean, of course you're not..... Now, it you'll excuse me. I have to go make a doctors appointment..... for unrelated reasons.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2016-05-02 20:53:47 UTC
Supposed to put it on a rag and inhale it...... Shouldn't kill ya to drink it but
...... Probably not a good idea.
Suzuha Yamada
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#16 - 2016-05-03 08:36:56 UTC
Nah guys, this is certainly drifter boosters with really cheap'n'nasty caldari liquor
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2016-05-03 08:52:56 UTC
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Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2016-05-03 08:59:38 UTC
Why have i woken up in a clone vat?

Any why does my vision seem to be a technicolour nightmare?

AND WILL SOMEONE, WHOMEVER IT IS, STOP BANGING INSIDE MY BLASTED HEAD!!!!!!

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#19 - 2016-05-03 11:31:36 UTC
The irony of quoting the name of a group that joined the Amarr Militia as the title to a Minmatar propaganda piece.

The rest of this waffle, I give up trying to attempt reading.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2016-05-03 12:38:05 UTC
Well, they only joined after attacking other members of the Minmatar Militia and getting beaten in their civil war, the Allies they had abandoned them in it because they didn't exactly use common sense. What ya expect?
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