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TL;DR April 26th, YC118
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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-04-27 01:32:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
Oh **** I almost forgot. So here's a hastily written up summary of the **** news from this week.

House Fires

The North continues to burn, including the last TCU in Deklein being blown up (I came.)

Friendly Fires

Oh, also Snuffed Out blew up a Shadow Cartel titan, because why the **** not? The chaos begins!

Herding Cats

The Sani Sabik are going to unify. Somehow. Finally. Eventually. It's going to happen, you just wait.

Don't Do Drugs, Kids

Skill Injector Addiction is quickly becoming one of the largest narcotics addiction epidemics New Eden has ever seen. Capsuleers everywhere are resorting to increasingly desperate measures to speed up their acquisition of Advanced Shitposting V and Local Shitposting Specialization I.

Accidentallies

We blew up a Phoenix, Chimera and supporting fleet today. Turns out they were innocent wormhole explorers who dindu nuffin. They just happened to warp to a massive battlefield at the wrong time.

Whoops.

Things that are totally different from the stations that we already have

Upwell Consortium plans on releasing massive destructible stations that hundreds of thousands of people can live in, because they haven't learned anything about capsuleers.

Murderboners

We killed an Ibis.

Footnote

Somebody became the new Amarrian empress. I think it was the Tash-Murkon person.

Kelon Darklight-senpai, notice me.

Finally, I would like to thank all of my loyal readers. This wouldn't be possible without my gracious sponsor, The Mittens. Please send all hatemail to your local Imperium representative.

Edit: New story!

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2016-04-27 01:35:12 UTC
You forgot to mention the Udorian who will become an Empress.

Still a better news reporter than Gutter Press.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2016-04-27 01:36:58 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:


Things that are totally different from the stations that we already have

Upwell Consortium plans on releasing massive destructible stations that hundreds of thousands of people can live in, because they haven't learned anything about capsuleers.

This..... Very much this.....
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2016-04-27 01:41:00 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
You forgot to mention the Udorian who will become an Empress.

Still a better news reporter than Gutter Press.



Pfft, that's not news

Ok actually that is news.

Let me think of how I can snark it up.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2016-04-27 02:07:37 UTC
Royal slap fest of the century?
Halfrek Foley
Doomheim
#6 - 2016-04-27 03:42:26 UTC
Sani Sabik will unite under the Blood Raider Covenant banner.

Also, Hematology Advancement Program is recruiting Blood Raiders!
Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-04-27 04:37:25 UTC
While i'm no stranger to violence, I like to keep blood on the inside of bodies most days.

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-04-28 11:16:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
New story added! Ibis is primary!

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost