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The Chremoas Project
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#1 - 2016-04-20 14:32:46 UTC
Hello to all members of the Market Discussions subforum. I come to you with a business proposal you might find difficult to turn down.

Firstly, a bit about me. I am Thermal Damage. A quick glance at my killboard will show that I have an extensive knowledge of all aspects of PVP, and that I fear nobody when it comes to combat.

Now, for me to progress to the next stage in my PVP career, I am looking at purchasing a limited edition AT ship, specifically the Chremoas. I am prepared to put forward 20bil of my own cash, and on top of this, I will purchase the fitting.

I will offer 80 shares in this ship for sale at 1 Billion ISK each.

'What will my investment earn me?' I hear you ask.

Well, all loot collected from my PVP kills will be split evenly per share and will be paid out to the shareholders. I am reserving 20 of these shares for my good friend Bumblefck. If he announces that he will not be purchasing them, then they will go back up for public sale.

Many thanks, please keep all discussion civil and free from trolling,

Thermal Damage.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Lord Ra
Sicarius.
#2 - 2016-04-20 14:38:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Ra
So you've come to the market discussion forum with a killboard no collateral requesting 1bil a share in a ship you want to buy?.


fixed it for you.


Can i have 100bil to buy a shiney ship please.
Makeleth Riatu Solette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-04-20 14:46:35 UTC
Beating Jerry to the punch

*clears throat*

-ahem-

WOULD LIKE PLEDGE 20B

Mail me if you'd like some marketing advice or advice in general
Fin Udan
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-04-20 14:48:28 UTC
Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait

I'll pledge 20b

I trade Eve Mogul
Lan Wang
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2016-04-20 14:48:39 UTC
Makeleth Riatu Solette wrote:
Beating Jerry to the punch

*clears throat*

-ahem-

WOULD LIKE PLEDGE 20B


tell ironbank he still owes me isk though

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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#6 - 2016-04-20 15:02:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Thermal Damage
Lord Ra wrote:
So you've come to the market discussion forum with a killboard no collateral requesting 1bil a share in a ship you want to buy?.


fixed it for you.


Can i have 100bil to buy a shiney ship please.


I only require 80bil not 100bil

Thanks for your interest but I will not work with someone with such a poor grasp on numbers.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Krevnos
Back Door Burglars
#7 - 2016-04-20 15:28:05 UTC
I must say the Chremoas really is the cream of the crop when it comes to choosing your targets and delivering the punishment to vaporise them. Absolutely top notch ship.

There are two problems, however:

1. You do not have the ISK to fund this level of PvP activity.

2. While your killboard is perfectly acceptable for small gang PvP activity, it is by no means exceptional. It's great to see your enthusiasm around small gang PvP, which is certainly some of the most fun in EVE. However, it is evident that you are trying to overstretch your means both in finance and experience.


Perhaps try moving to T2 ships as a first step eh?
Xtreem
Knockaround Guys Inc.
#8 - 2016-04-20 15:32:05 UTC
don't fly what you can not afford to lose, been the pvp motto for many years of many people.
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#9 - 2016-04-20 15:34:55 UTC
Krevnos wrote:
I must say the Chremoas really is the cream of the crop when it comes to choosing your targets and delivering the punishment to vaporise them. Absolutely top notch ship.

There are two problems, however:

1. You do not have the ISK to fund this level of PvP activity.

2. While your killboard is perfectly acceptable for small gang PvP activity, it is by no means exceptional. It's great to see your enthusiasm around small gang PvP, which is certainly some of the most fun in EVE. However, it is evident that you are trying to overstretch your means both in finance and experience.


Perhaps try moving to T2 ships as a first step eh?


Thankyou for your feedback. I have been told by many people that I am the best PVPer they have ever seen.

As for ISK, I actually do have the finances to cover this myself, however, it would take a sizeable chunk out of my trading ISK. Not only that, I am looking to gain trust with the fine denizens of MD for future opportunities.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Droodid
Antec Enterprises
#10 - 2016-04-20 15:43:26 UTC
You aren't going to get any funding. Just buy it yourself.
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#11 - 2016-04-20 16:06:04 UTC
think you just shot yourself in the foot.

Openly admitting to the ability to fund this yourself but asking for others to do it for you with no collateral and the promise of ISK being returned as loot payout from shares.

Sorry to point that out.
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#12 - 2016-04-20 16:10:31 UTC
Xylem Viliana wrote:
think you just shot yourself in the foot.

Openly admitting to the ability to fund this yourself but asking for others to do it for you with no collateral and the promise of ISK being returned as loot payout from shares.

Sorry to point that out.


It's an interesting thought.

However, as pointed out in an earlier post. One should not fly something One cannot afford to lose. If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly. Also, by using crowdfunding, I keep my own ISK available to pay back investors if something was to go awry.

I am not a fool, I do not expect people to pay for something without any security.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Magnu Stormhawk
#13 - 2016-04-20 16:28:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Magnu Stormhawk
Thermal Damage wrote:


I am not a fool, I do not expect people to pay for something without any security.


You (allegedly) having some ISK in your wallet is not security. Neither is the ship you will be purposefully putting into the midst of pewpew.

But, given this is just a joke, you can be forgiven the technical inaccuracies.







It is just a joke, right?...........
Fin Udan
Doomheim
#14 - 2016-04-20 16:39:49 UTC
Thermal Damage wrote:
[quote=Xylem Viliana]think you just shot yourself in the foot.

If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly..


You have trading operations?

Here is a link to Eveboard :- Thermal Damage Eveboard

You have a rather meagre amount of skillpoints invested in trading skills. 49,336 to be exact.

Good luck with your efforts to defraud the trading community Big smile

I trade Eve Mogul
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#15 - 2016-04-20 16:48:02 UTC
Fin Udan wrote:
Thermal Damage wrote:
[quote=Xylem Viliana]think you just shot yourself in the foot.

If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly..


You have trading operations?

Here is a link to Eveboard :- Thermal Damage Eveboard

You have a rather meagre amount of skillpoints invested in trading skills. 49,336 to be exact.

Good luck with your efforts to defraud the trading community Big smile



Nice link!

API is outdated and I trade on an alt.

Her name is Happy Shopkeeper

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
NotTheSmartestCookie
Shooting Blues Everyday
Gimme Da Loot
#16 - 2016-04-20 17:23:11 UTC
Fin Udan wrote:
Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait

I'll pledge 20b


You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD.

In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#17 - 2016-04-20 17:27:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
I want pledge 20bn, ty good sir


e: perhaps you could blast Fun Fin to smithereens if he ever undocks? Would be worthwhile. ISK being sent soon!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Fin Udan
Doomheim
#18 - 2016-04-20 17:27:54 UTC
NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:
Fin Udan wrote:
Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait

I'll pledge 20b


You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD.

In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?



I read this post with increasing incredulity. No further comment required Big smile

I trade Eve Mogul
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#19 - 2016-04-20 17:48:05 UTC
NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:
Fin Udan wrote:
Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait

I'll pledge 20b


You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD.

In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?



The details will need careful consideration, but I am willing to discuss this possibility.

Bumble, Fun Fin is firmly on the target list.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#20 - 2016-04-20 17:49:37 UTC
Excellent, there really was no doubt but it can't hurt to check :)

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
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