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Valar Morghulis. [CONDI] is a primarily North American timezone PVP corporation where serious internet spaceship giants are created from the sublime sartorial habiliments of more pedestrian gentlemen. While being North American timezone heavy, we have pilots from all timezones across the world and recruits from everywhere are welcome to apply.

We’re not a powerhouse. We’re not the best small gang pvp corp known to man and bestial PI alt. Our name is not writ in glowing neon neo-Nipponese sigils twice ten-thousand kilometers long on the Jita undock, (which no one could probably read anyway, seems a bit of a waste, really). We do want to become those things, and we play with the assumption that it’s more meaningful to create that type of organization than to join one that’s already established.

We are warrior poet gentlemen. We play for glorious battles, posts space sandcastles and iced tea at cricket matches in the afternoon when it’s just beastly hot and to engage in fisticuffs would just be unseemly and downright sweaty. We work hard to achieve our goals but know when it's time to relax and have a good time, engaging in ironic usage of self deprecatory humor and random acts of spaceship bombast. We’ve been in nullsec over 5 years now, and have a healthy bit of failure and success under our belts. We know what we want out of our gameplay and have found an alliance in Goonswarm that supports that playstyle admirably.


What we're looking for:

Mature, serious, addicted PvP players who have experienced a fair bit of EVE, (15m SP+) like the game, and are going to be around for a while. People who know what they want and are looking to join a group of other strong people who share similar goals.

People who play primarily for PvP. PvP of all types; we do small roams and giant sprawling blobfests, and we think that all PvP is good PvP. If you're an indy guy, that's cool too – Cicero said, “The sinews of war are unlimited money.” And he was right, because you see EVE is a lot like being a Roman senator. Even our indy-focused guys like the pew, though – indy is just what you do to afford nice things.

Pilots who dream big, and then set themselves out to achieve those goals fearlessly. Pilots who look at impossible situations as challenges yet to be overcome, who aren’t afraid of failure and constantly seek self-improvement.

Willingness to train towards alliance-mandated ships and fittings with at least one combat character. Tight fleet comps beat random hodgepodge and a gang of well-trained pilots is a sight pleasing to the eye of any gentleman with pretensions of sophistication.

Standard Nullsec stuff, you need to have a mic, use voice-comms, Jabber, and know your way around EFT or PYFA.

What we offer:

Subsidized PvP. Like any disgusting tech-heavy alliance, we subsidize your PvP. Losses sustained in the vagaries of interweb spaceship combat will either be replaced or compensated.

Active, enthusiastic players and entertaining corp chat/jabber channels. We may be small, but we play big, reguarly placing at or near the top of alliance killboard metrics and efficiency stats.

Battle Reports. Seriously – what good is a fight if you can't brag about it afterwards. We fight for the joy and glory of battle itself and we're not satisfied until everyone is sick to death of hearing about it.

PVP Variety. We do small-gang stuff, we sit in large fleet balls and orbit anchor, we deploy bombers halfway across EVE and pick on terrible ratters in expensive things. Find your niche and hone your skills, or embrace it all and drown in kills - if you like PVP there’s always something for you to do.

A Latin-sounding name, plagiarized from a popular series of books (now with added HBO specialness) complete with a dot and an appropriate logo. We're so lame it implodes in on itself and bursts forth quasar-like into awesomeness. I’d use a brane-theory reference here too, but then I’d be (even more of) a douchebag.

Rational graft and corruption. 10 percent of your ratting income will be forcibly ripped from your still-grasping hands by a squad of trained monkeys (the wicked witch flying kind, not the lame singing pseudo-british kind although that would indeed be humerous as well). Our fairly standard taxrate will be used to run our skillbook program for capitals and to supply you with corp-owned dreadnoughts and capital supplies.

Most importantly, panache, sir; we are endowed with more than our share of moxy.

If you'd like to know more, please visit our website, or stop by for a chat in our public channel: Valar Morghulis where a recruiter can help you with any questions you may have.

Sadly I am not a man of large words, but this corp will offer you a home nonetheless.

XVMX is a great crew. Always something to do, always an op or a fleet somewhere. And hey, you're guaranteed to find a fight somewhere nearby.

From drunken shazbot roams to never-ending jabber conversations debating which programming language reigns supreme, VM is the place to be. Great bunch of guys.

Joining VM was the best move I ever made

Everyone knows that Python is the supreme programing language

I joined VM 4 years ago and I've never looked back. Hands down this is the best group of guys to enjoy this terrible internet spaceship game with.

If you like PvP both large scale and small and an endless list of play style choices to choose from, (if you can do it in EVE, some group of guys in corp or alliance is doing it) this is a great place to be.

Friday the thirteenth, its a full moon, and Jupiter is in retrograde.

What better time to job VM?

Smoke weed eryday

I just sat at a jump gate for 10 minutes waiting for the ship to jump....I need to stop smoking this stuff........

So much fun!