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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2016-04-15 03:17:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
You know me as Ottom. I am an Ephesianos. However, when St. Michael approached with galactic binomial protocols I couldn’t turn down the job.

Henry the onboard AI. Those of us old enough will know his core is hot: Translated that algorithmic sequence into a cosmic worm called Michael Nidhoggur.

Being that data observation and correlative intelligence are competitively sentient other known and unknown gods will be participating in the races.

The race to quantify reality using binomial conceptualism.

Minmatar: Meterium is that which is unknown to your own eyes but is quantifiable by structures of mass compiling sentience to avoid cosmic cannibalism. Of mice and men and wolves and sheep stay on your guns. The eye of God is upon us.

Enemies: Stack your dreams on matchsticks in sob stories of hotel basements. I have a story for you involving St. Michael’s son, laying on of hands, and what you construed as pissing on sand. Very different ideological methods of survival when the walls are caving in on the marble statues slaves build.

As the binomial protocols illuminate injustices calculable by any leviathan or beast, your place in the cosmos will sink.

Allies: Jovian trade. Let’s not scare the tech away!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2016-04-15 03:38:05 UTC
I always did wonder what happened when you tried to take nerve sticks nasally. Now I know.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Yarosara Ruil
#3 - 2016-04-15 06:47:14 UTC
And not single coherent thought was produced on that day... Again!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2016-04-15 07:06:34 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I always did wonder what happened when you tried to take nerve sticks nasally. Now I know.

And now we know too why Ixiris became like this.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2016-04-15 10:08:39 UTC
Otrom, do you even know anything about the history and culture of New Eden before you spout any of these things?

In fact, do you even know whatever it was you are talking about?

What the heck is Meterium and cosmic cannibalism?

I suspect you are suffering from a serious case of dementia and fancy yourself the Emperor of New Eden to be giving out these ridiculous instructions nobody can understand thinking that anyone is going to take them seriously.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#6 - 2016-04-15 10:15:39 UTC
And who is St. Michael ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Ayallah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-04-15 10:47:27 UTC
You misspelled enemies.

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#8 - 2016-04-15 11:05:44 UTC
Oh, that BRUTOR calls someone for misspelling? Really?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2016-04-15 16:06:07 UTC
You bought food from the street vendors on the Gallente prime, didn't you?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Suzuha Yamada
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2016-04-17 03:50:26 UTC
Don't mix drifter boosters and kresh malt, cause this is the result.
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2016-04-17 09:47:57 UTC
I, uh. I suspect I'm going to regret this, but:

What's an Ephesianos?

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#12 - 2016-04-18 06:42:59 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
I, uh. I suspect I'm going to regret this, but:

What's an Ephesianos?


Ephesianos' are armorers for the most high god. In most cases...

Arms dealers.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2016-04-18 07:16:07 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
I, uh. I suspect I'm going to regret this, but:

What's an Ephesianos?


Ephesianos' are armorers for the most high god. In most cases...

Arms dealers.


'Armorers' describe a profession of forging armor, NOT selling weapons (arms).

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#14 - 2016-04-18 10:30:21 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
I, uh. I suspect I'm going to regret this, but:

What's an Ephesianos?


Ephesianos' are armorers for the most high god. In most cases...

Arms dealers.


'Armorers' describe a profession of forging armor, NOT selling weapons (arms).


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