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DARSTARDLY DARWINISM PIRATES!!! [alliance recruitment]

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Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#1 - 2016-04-05 19:52:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Crystalline Entity
The worst pirates you have ever heard of.............but at least you have heard of us.

Lowsec pirates who rule Khanid Lowsec.

We have caused Ev0ke to restructure, helped kill Nulli Secunda, forced Purple Helmeted Warriors from the region, HUN Reloaded left because of us, Northern Army were eased out, The Methodical Alliance left Querious due to our pressure, Surely Your Joking died, Jihadasquad died. Everybody who comes to Khanid eventually disbands or leaves. Rabble alliance died in Querious, Darkness + Blades of Grass left because of Darwinism.

We are down to earth real life friendly funny pirates that occasionally poke 0.0 for content as well.


What do we do and offer?
Villainous piracy
Gatecamping
Bloopsing
A little null sec space for isk making (we don't rely on this as it has a habit of being taken away from us)

The People
We have a huge range of people and personalities within the alliance. To give you a flavour:

- 'Glorious' Space leaders
- Pilots that always need orders repeating 10 times
- Pilots that are good at pvp
- Pilots that are terrible at pvp
- Pilots that think they are good at pvp, but are mistaken
- Pilots that don't shut up on teamspeak
- Pilots that don't ask for help in combat when they clearly need it
- Pilots that over analyse everything
- Pilots that only EFT
- Funny pilots
- Less funny pilots
- That one pilot that always jumps!
- That one that turns up and says "Hey, what we doing", just after a complicated plan has been explained
- Poor pilots
- Ultra Gore
-The Great Serbian Depository
- The mega rich
- Great relationships
- Simmering tensions
- Massive drama
- Dull times
- Guarryyy Bell!
- Conspiracy Theorists

Overall, a pretty normal middle size ish multi- timezone community of pirates. We are literally dreadful. So if you die to us you are worse than a CCP balance meeting.

The best EVE pirate community out there!

Hell, this recruitment post has probably annoyed more than one person in the alliance. So if you are a corporation of of relaxed and insane pilots, come to talk to us!

Perhaps you are a newer corp that would like to get a taste of lowsec life?

Recruitment (US): Puma E77
Recruitment (EU): Crystalline Entity

Public Channel: DRWIN PUB

Public website: http://instantcena.com/
Chuck Ursus
Insurgence.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#2 - 2016-04-06 01:33:35 UTC
o/
Join our In game public channel: DRWIN PUB
Ultra Gore
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2016-04-06 19:27:54 UTC
Free **** pics if requested.

PS. Long live Khanid

PPS. Join me maybe?
Ultra Gore
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#4 - 2016-04-06 22:17:48 UTC
[19:09:46] Albert Evestein > Im reporting this to CCP
[19:09:49] Albert Evestein > nice DDOS
[19:10:08] Albert Evestein > nice job doing something to the pocket
[19:10:09] Albert Evestein > ******
[19:10:38] Albert Evestein > need to lag people out to get kills
[19:10:42] Albert Evestein > suck me off
[19:10:49] Albert Evestein > pussy ass *****

Come enjoy a hot cup of tears pilots

Also shameless bump
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#5 - 2016-04-10 17:56:45 UTC
bloopy
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#6 - 2016-04-11 12:22:13 UTC
Some troublemakers had to be purged. Tsk tsk, pesky rock munchers Pirate

Always open for enquiries
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#7 - 2016-04-13 12:20:36 UTC
Inherented some war decs from a new corp. Our less aware members are being culled.

*cough impel .cough* Lol
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#8 - 2016-04-15 06:55:28 UTC
Always on the lookout for more corporations interested in a new angle.
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#9 - 2016-04-17 00:16:10 UTC
m8s
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#10 - 2016-04-19 13:31:56 UTC
Boosting us to the top. We killed an Ark yesterday.

Check the kb to find it. cba to link..

But we are amazing, and modest with it as well. But we are perfect
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#11 - 2016-04-22 11:02:25 UTC
Are you an elitist, killboard focused, risk adverse, station camping corporation?

Then go away Lol

We want those sort of mad jihad focused corporations who like messing things up... and people up

Or perhaps you are a newer corp looking to get into piracy? We can provide good start with that.
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#12 - 2016-04-26 15:39:55 UTC
Khanid is still burning and it is glorious
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#13 - 2016-04-28 09:53:50 UTC
Quieter at the moment in our region. Guess that demonstrates our full control over it.

Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#14 - 2016-04-29 14:36:36 UTC
boop
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#15 - 2016-05-03 15:06:03 UTC
WOLOLOLOLOL
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#16 - 2016-05-09 11:36:46 UTC
So.. apparently just be bumping
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#17 - 2016-05-11 09:15:16 UTC
Another carebear corp just left us... tsk tsk, real piracy is for villains! Cool
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#18 - 2016-05-11 17:16:12 UTC
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#19 - 2016-05-14 02:20:58 UTC
Querious poked again.

Battle with a former member with way to many accounts, yarrr
Crystalline Entity
Black Dragon PHP
Darwinism.
#20 - 2016-05-14 15:39:24 UTC
wooblie dooblie
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