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Anniversary: 1,000,000 Slaves Sacrificed to God, again

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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2016-03-04 00:41:57 UTC
The Golden Age is ending. A wayward and liberal Empire will be soon have its fourth Emperor in a little over a decade. While a century and a half or so ago, all of New Eden — even the Jove — cowered in utter terror before the invincible Golden Fleet, the only bit of Reclaiming the Empire has done in many years was the almost worthless Bleak Lands. His Chosen people unable to destroy the Jove, God had to do the work himself. Now a new terror, the Drifters, descend upon the Empire like vultures feeding at what is becoming a corpse.

There is hope. As the Golden Age ends, the Blood Age dawns. The Blood Age is the greatest of Ages, an age when —
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...by day the Slaves built Eden for the Chosen, and by night the Slaves humbly offered themselves so that the Chosen would sacrifice them unto God.

We see the signs of the coming of the Blood Age. God is giving us things to make slaves docile and under our heel as they were then — Vitoc, glaive collars, TCMCs, and SCC markets and from which those true to the Faith may buy slaves and sacrifice them above and beyond the law of a wayward and liberal Empire, a wayward Empire that in the fullness of the Blood Age will give way to a Reunified Amarr-Blood Raider Empire-Covenant before which trample all New Eden before it.

But there is a danger even in the Blood Age. The danger of Pity. For as it was in the last Blood Age
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But Molok the Deceiver was more subtle than any beast God had created, and he whispered to the woman, “If ye eat of the Tree of Mercy, ye shalt not surely die, but rather shall become like gods”. And the woman took of the fruit of the tree and did eat, and the man also. And straight away they felt Pity for the Minmatar slaves and desired that the slaves should not labor and be sacrificed any longer. And so they sent away the slaves to Pator.

And God knew that the Woman and Man had ceased offering sacrifices, because the smell of the burnt Minmatar had been a sweet smell to His nostrils. And unto them God said, “Because ye have eaten of the Tree of Mercy, cursed is this world for your sake. The river of Blood is made dry, and henceforth shall ye squeeze hard-won drops from your enemies. The Slaves shall rebel from you and do violence against you and draw blood from you, for blood ye are, and to blood ye shall return.”

And God said, “Behold, the Woman and the Man are become as us, to know mercy”. And God drove the Chosen from Eden and sundered all the world until it was truly changed and scattered the Slaves and the children of Men among the heavens. Amen. Amarr Victor.

A Holy and Righteous God will not bring about the fullness of the Blood Age until his Chosen have purged themselves of Pity. And so it is that I announce that on this 2nd Anniversary of the Great One Million Slave Sacrifice, that I have once again sacrificed 1,000,000 slaves to God. Stuffed into Enormous Frieght containers, jettisoned into space, and blasted to pieces by my holy Nova Rage Assault Missiles, these filthy Minmatar subhumans glorified God in their destruction and proved to him that I have cleansed my soul of Pity towards the Minmatar. And once again, as in the year before and the year before that, in order to leave a permanent record of this wondrous event in the so-called "killboards", the remaining slaves were stuffed into a Providence class freighter which was destroyed along with its wreck.

Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.

P. S. For Maria Daphiti. Here are the 250,000 slaves that you could have saved. They are dead because of you. Because of you.


Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2016-03-04 01:03:20 UTC
TLDR: LOOK AT ME!!!! I CAN KILL DEFENSELESS PEOPLE BUT NOT ANYONE WHO ISNT DRUGGED!!! MY GOD CHOSE MEEEE!!!!

Roll
Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#3 - 2016-03-04 03:15:58 UTC
Your costs to obtain so many slaves for such a purpose must be staggering. To help you recoup some of those costs, I would be willing to pay you 3B ISK for 40K Exotic Dancers - Female. They must be contracted over in Forge or Domain space, Empire only.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-03-04 04:00:56 UTC
One million dead:
A cold statistic each year,
Without face or name.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#5 - 2016-03-04 05:15:21 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
P. S. For Maria Daphiti. Here are the 250,000 slaves that you could have saved. They are dead because of you. Because of you.


No.

They are dead because you are sick, twisted, perverse heretic who killed them. You, and you alone.

You have betrayed your ancestors and disgraced their lineage.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#6 - 2016-03-04 05:54:59 UTC
rip.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2016-03-04 07:21:19 UTC
Whatever.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#8 - 2016-03-04 09:09:19 UTC
Just like someone cares.
Charlinda Akheteru
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
#9 - 2016-03-04 13:45:28 UTC
One million free Minmatar.

Better than what he'd have done with them alive, I'm sure.
Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
#10 - 2016-03-04 16:22:42 UTC
It's sad that one million sentient beings were put to death just to stoke one insecure ego.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2016-03-04 17:36:37 UTC
Complaining about a situation without offering a constructive solution is called whining.

I think the Matari and Amarr Blocs have been whining about Nauplius and other flamboyant Sanists for quite long enough.

The solution? Capture him and slot him with a TCMC. Or admit you are powerless and stop acting outraged when he indulges his heretical pathology. All you're doing is feeding his already impressive ego.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."

Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#12 - 2016-03-04 18:26:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Morgan Wulver
No matter how many souls you claim you'll always be tackey, old, and have ratty-ass split ends dude. Even if you get facial reconstruction surgery, squareness like yours seeps into your bones.

Maybe, if you really want to impress someone, invest in a hobby or learn an artform to occupy your free time instead of being a total edgelord.

EDIT:

Nova missiles? Really? What, too squeamish to watch them burn? You'd rather just evaporate them in an instant with nuclear fire? Yeah, you're real hard alright.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#13 - 2016-03-04 21:30:11 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
The solution? Capture him and slot him with a TCMC.

That should not be a hard task, 'cause according to public combat log dat pathetic idiot spend a lot of time in HiSec killing his own illegal clones.
Sviruah
Heleuthis Synergies
#14 - 2016-03-04 21:59:59 UTC
May you fare well, in your last journey from this world, brothers et sisters from Matar.
You, and yours, are not alone.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#15 - 2016-03-04 23:54:57 UTC
Sviruah wrote:
May you fare well, in your last journey from this world, brothers et sisters from Matar.
You, and yours, are not alone.


They are not alone. They are burning in Hell, along with every Minmatar who has ever died.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#16 - 2016-03-05 00:28:11 UTC
Arkoth 24 wrote:

That should not be a hard task, 'cause according to public combat log dat pathetic idiot spend a lot of time in HiSec killing his own illegal clones.


Negative. I sometimes destroy ships filled with slaves piloted by my older brother, but there is nothing illegal about him.
Arkoth 24
Doomheim
#17 - 2016-03-05 11:34:17 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arkoth 24 wrote:

That should not be a hard task, 'cause according to public combat log dat pathetic idiot spend a lot of time in HiSec killing his own illegal clones.


Negative. I sometimes destroy ships filled with slaves piloted by my older brother, but there is nothing illegal about him.

It's only CONCORD who may believe these fairytales.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2016-03-05 14:15:24 UTC
Am I the only one hoping it comes out that he has Matari blood in his gene pool? Gutter press get on it! Please?
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2016-03-05 15:17:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Maria Daphiti
Deitra Vess wrote:
Am I the only one hoping it comes out that he has Matari blood in his gene pool? Gutter press get on it! Please?


Wowsers.. that might explain a lot.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#20 - 2016-03-05 16:36:29 UTC
Maria Daphiti wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Am I the only one hoping it comes out that he has Matari blood in his gene pool? Gutter press get on it! Please?


Wowsers.. that might explain a lot.


Clones are made from biomass, usually human corpses. There is a very good probability that every time Nauplius dies he is cloned in a clone made from Minmatar biomass.
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