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Suppose you were a Concord agent
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Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#1 - 2011-12-16 10:31:46 UTC
How much would you accept from players as a bribe to not shoot them down when they violate high sec laws ?

You would not be allowed to ask a different amount from different players according to possible implants or possible high value modules on their shiny ship.

You'd be allowed only one fixed amount that you could request and accept from players. How much would that be ?

I say 15 mil, whatever the ship and whatever the pod.
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#2 - 2011-12-16 13:55:17 UTC
OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Sutskop
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-12-16 14:11:43 UTC
I'd say killing their ship afterwards would be fair and funny.
Kahz Niverrah
Distinguished Johnsons
#4 - 2011-12-16 15:53:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Kahz Niverrah
I would ransom them, then kill them anyway.

I don't always post on the forums, but when I do, I post with my main.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#5 - 2011-12-16 16:27:36 UTC
I used to be a Concord agent but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#6 - 2011-12-16 16:57:07 UTC
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
I used to be a Concord agent but then I took an arrow to the knee.


You know after I posted this topic, I somehow knew this would happen.

You are a hero.
Enik3
Pyke Syndicate
Solyaris Chtonium
#7 - 2011-12-16 17:24:09 UTC
Levija Saplina wrote:
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
I used to be a Concord agent but then I took an arrow to the knee.


You know after I posted this topic, I somehow knew this would happen.

You are an hero.


I fixed that for you.
Borisaurus
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#8 - 2011-12-16 17:41:35 UTC
I wouldn't accept any bribes. That type of behavior is neither moral nor practical. Not only would it completely diminish the integrity of CONCORD as an organization, but it would only set me back in the afterlife. Anyone who would accept a bribe for such a thing should be banned from the game and all of their ISK should be forwarded to the Foundation for Abandoned Persons.

So please, lend the FAP a hand and stick it to the criminals.
Philip Flatline
Lousy T-Shirt Corp
#9 - 2011-12-16 17:57:42 UTC
I would go and restore order in 0.0
Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors
#10 - 2011-12-16 18:24:54 UTC
Philip Flatline wrote:
I would go and restore order in 0.0


Single handily take down a titan.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-12-16 19:00:28 UTC
oh man people would get so mad if I were a concord agent
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-12-16 19:04:26 UTC
Enik3 wrote:
Levija Saplina wrote:
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
I used to be a Concord agent but then I took an arrow to the knee.


You know after I posted this topic, I somehow knew this would happen.

You are an hero.


I fixed that for you.


I used to fix posts for you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-12-16 19:10:13 UTC
When my sec status is within acceptable highsec standards I am a concord agent. I enforce the parking permit laws in the highsec belts, also I deal with asteroid poachers.

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-12-16 19:17:14 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
When my sec status is within acceptable highsec standards I am a concord agent. I enforce the parking permit laws in the highsec belts, also I deal with asteroid poachers.


Protecting
Innocent
Rocks
Against
Terrible
Exhumers
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-12-16 19:48:11 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
When my sec status is within acceptable highsec standards I am a concord agent. I enforce the parking permit laws in the highsec belts, also I deal with asteroid poachers.


Protecting
Innocent
Rocks
Against
Terrible
Exhumers


o7

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#16 - 2011-12-16 19:49:32 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
When my sec status is within acceptable highsec standards I am a concord agent. I enforce the parking permit laws in the highsec belts, also I deal with asteroid poachers.


You are a recommendable person. Thank you for keeping our space safe. I can tell you that I will be talking about you to my kids at Christmas and your example will set a behaviour for them.

Thank you.
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#17 - 2011-12-16 20:11:38 UTC
If I were a CONCORD agent I would probably screw up and shoot another fellow agent, then be told to keep only one bullet for my guns in my shirt pocket.

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-12-16 20:12:39 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
oh man people would get so mad if I were a concord agent


Oops

You ain't anymore?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2011-12-16 22:56:13 UTC
Levija Saplina wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
When my sec status is within acceptable highsec standards I am a concord agent. I enforce the parking permit laws in the highsec belts, also I deal with asteroid poachers.


You are a recommendable person. Thank you for keeping our space safe. I can tell you that I will be talking about you to my kids at Christmas and your example will set a behaviour for them.

Thank you.


Your kids will be safe on my watch, no one will be injured by warping into jetcans while I'm out.

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-12-16 23:36:41 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Your kids will be safe on my watch, no one will be injured by warping into jetcans while I'm out.



I have also been known from time to time to enforce space littering regulations, and unlawful occupancy/vagrancy in asteroid belts, planets and moons. Careless planetary industrialists also launch unregisted cans into space, which are confiscated under my watch as well.

All this is to make for a brighter, space-litter free tomorrow.

Would you like to know more?
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