Out of Pod Experience

Title says it all!


I have had some track record of being an Agony Uncle (here and here [in my Captain Pompous days]). They have been pretty successful in helping people through own problems, and I like to think that the people who left my threads did so a little more positively than they entered.

On this snowy day, with no work to do, I thought that I would not only bring it back, but also professionalise it (i.e., gimme munneh). I believe that this is within the bounds of acceptability as I am now an EVE professional and wish to share my wisdom!

So, for fun and games and to help you with whatever EVE problem you may have, follow these simple directions to get highly personalised advice:


1. Place a bounty of 5M ISK on me, Bumblefck

2. Post in this thread with your problem! You must start your post with the line: 'The token is in the box, Captain' (without quotes). This is a very important step!!

3. Once I confirm that your donation has been placed on my head, I will - post haste - reply to your problem to the best of my abilities!


Want references? Contact any of my former patients (in the threads linked above), to see how I have helped their EVE Online experiences!


TTYL and TYIA,

Bumble x