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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#221 - 2016-08-23 14:47:23 UTC
What am I? Flypaper for Freaks?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.



ISD Max Trix

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Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#222 - 2016-08-24 08:00:13 UTC
Picking at it will only make it worse. - My Mum.
If you play with it, it will fall off. -My Mum.

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#223 - 2016-09-13 16:32:42 UTC
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me. ~ Brick Top

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#224 - 2016-09-13 16:37:05 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me. ~ Brick Top

Oh man I haven't watched that movie I waaaaay too long, that's going in my bio.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#225 - 2016-09-13 16:41:32 UTC
Continuing in the same vein, and because I've just watched Snatch Wars on youtube.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". ~ also Brick Top

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StormRook
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#226 - 2016-09-17 23:05:51 UTC
"When you think you are to close....get closer" Jonnie Greycap Johnson
I say we take off and nuke it from orbit..Its the only way to be sure - Ripley
Silen Serine
#227 - 2016-09-19 17:43:21 UTC
"Fortune makes a fool of those she favors too much." - Horace
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#228 - 2016-09-20 01:04:49 UTC
"I got 99 problems, I'm an Austro-Hungarian soldier in 1915"
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#229 - 2016-09-22 19:01:16 UTC
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
-Ernest Hemingway
Yuwee Vesa
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#230 - 2016-09-24 21:25:51 UTC
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#231 - 2016-09-25 01:59:39 UTC
"I believe that you're great, that there's something magnificent about you. Regardless of what has happened to you in your life, regardless of how young or how old you think you might be, the moment you begin to think properly, there's something that is within you, there's power within you, that's greater than the world. It will begin to emerge. It will take over your life. It will feed you. It will clothe you. It will guide you, protect you, direct you, sustain your very existence, if you let it. Now, that is what I know for sure." - Michael Bernard Beckwith
Syssitia Nikostratos
Apobangpo Worldwide
#232 - 2016-09-25 11:00:42 UTC
my sig line, to quote Harry Hart.

Manners maketh man.

Jaqen-H'ghar of Braavos
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#233 - 2016-09-26 01:26:52 UTC
If the day comes when you must find me again, just give that coin to any man from Braavos and say these words to him: "Valar morghulis." - Jaqen H'ghar
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#234 - 2016-09-27 08:15:57 UTC
Fortune favours the brave, and the terminally stupid. - Unknown.

Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie. Never lie without going to sleep. - Murphys Law.

If in doubt, Empty your mag! (Shoot it) - Murphy's Law.

Never eat yellow snow. - Unknown.

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !

Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#235 - 2016-09-27 08:16:59 UTC
No plan is ever truly fool proof, because fools are so damned inventive. - Unknown.

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#236 - 2016-09-29 09:55:17 UTC
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. ~ Terry Pratchett

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Giaus Felix
Doomheim
#237 - 2016-09-29 13:20:23 UTC
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." ~ Stephen King.

I came for the spaceships, I stayed for the tears.

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#238 - 2016-09-30 20:03:46 UTC
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Dan Montano citing an African proverb
Jacques d'Orleans
#239 - 2016-10-01 07:27:43 UTC
"Everyone talks about fighting to the last man, but only the Japanese actually do it." — Field Marshall William Slim, Supreme Allied Commander Southeast India.
Omega Jovakko
Doomheim
#240 - 2016-10-02 02:12:37 UTC
"Elijah I swear to god if you hit a parked car you'll never drive in this city again" - My dear father

"Let them try and come. They've got 3 for every 1 of ours, it'll be a great time"