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Notice: Boons from the Blood of the Seven Tribes
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2016-01-14 00:09:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Nauplius
We sacrifice Minmatar Slaves upon the Altar of God not because we expect rewards, but because the chief aim of man is to glorify God, and God is glorified in the destruction of the Minmatar in sacred and holy rites. Nonetheless, a holy and righteous God in his infinite mercy, his infinite grace does bestow upon his Chosen a boon for each properly consecrated Minmatar so sacrificed —

The Blood of the Brutor gives Strength to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Sebiestor gives Intellect to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Vherokior gives Wisdom to the Chosen.

Over the months in years since I first revealed God's gifts to the Chosen through the Blood of the Minmatar, I have often been asked, "What about the other tribes? There are seven tribes." And so I have prayerfully sought revelation from a holy and righteous God, and today God in his goodness sent down his revelation —

The Blood of the Krusual gives Confidence to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Thukker gives Courage to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Starkmanir gives Passion to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Nefantar gives Devotion to the Chosen.

With this completed revelation, we draw one step closer to the coming of the Blood Age, receiving blessings from a holy and righteous God no matter what Minmatar slave we have available to sacrifice. Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2016-01-14 00:11:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
"Also: Bwahahaha!"
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2016-01-14 00:25:34 UTC
Now the only question left:

What does Nauplius' blood give? Aside from the mild annoyance of needing to clean the floor and walls?
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-01-14 00:40:31 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Now the only question left:

What does Nauplius' blood give? Aside from the mild annoyance of needing to clean the floor and walls?


I was about to try setting out a list of all the bloodlines he omitted, but then realized I'd just be playing off a long series of ethnic stereotypes for laughs.

*sigh*
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#5 - 2016-01-14 00:53:00 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Now the only question left:

What does Nauplius' blood give? Aside from the mild annoyance of needing to clean the floor and walls?

Genital warts.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2016-01-14 00:56:06 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Now the only question left:

What does Nauplius' blood give? Aside from the mild annoyance of needing to clean the floor and walls?

Genital warts.

I would think some form of psychosis, then again that would explain why he hates us soo much.....
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#7 - 2016-01-14 01:40:01 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:

I was about to try setting out a list of all the bloodlines he omitted, but then realized I'd just be playing off a long series of ethnic stereotypes for laughs.


God has given only two groups over to destruction.

  1. Minmatar
  2. People in Pleasure Hubs


It is not therefore the case that the blood of Achurans or any other bloodlines except the above provide any benefit to the Chosen.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#8 - 2016-01-14 01:44:19 UTC
Nauplius wrote:

People in Pleasure Hubs


Owners, employees, or patrons?

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
morion
Lighting Build
#9 - 2016-01-14 01:53:39 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
Kalaratiri wrote:
Nauplius wrote:

People in Pleasure Hubs


Owners, employees, or patrons?


That's a very informed question you can pose that question in picture form and I can elaborate better.
words just don't do blood justice well.

---->concept ideas feelings ...
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#10 - 2016-01-14 02:18:27 UTC
I don't actually care about the answer that much; I was just hoping to make a joke about being "thrice damned".

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
morion
Lighting Build
#11 - 2016-01-14 02:42:37 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
Kalaratiri wrote:
I don't actually care about the answer that much; I was just hoping to make a joke about being "thrice damned".


If you sold your soul what good is blood for your body?
Just putting that out there...
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2016-01-14 03:31:42 UTC
morion wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
I don't actually care about the answer that much; I was just hoping to make a joke about being "thrice damned".


If you sold your soul what good is blood for your body?
Just putting that out there...


The blood cares not whether the being has a soul or not. It continues to carry oxygen and nutrients to every cell in the body (except neurones, which is taken care of by the spinal fluids) and seals off any wounds and fights off infections for as long as the body is still functioning.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#13 - 2016-01-14 10:46:18 UTC
The Blood of the Nauplius gives Salvation to the Chosen...

Am I doing this right?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2016-01-14 12:08:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Tamiroth
If someone resorts to ridiculous things like blood magic to acquire or improve certain qualities - Strength, Wisdom, "Passion", whatever - by doing this, they essentially admit that, in their current state, they lack the quailities they seek.

Nice list there, Nauplius.
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#15 - 2016-01-14 12:12:06 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
We sacrifice Minmatar Slaves upon the Altar of God not because we expect rewards, but because the chief aim of man is to glorify God, and God is glorified in the destruction of the Minmatar in sacred and holy rites. Nonetheless, a holy and righteous God in his infinite mercy, his infinite grace does bestow upon his Chosen a boon for each properly consecrated Minmatar so sacrificed —

The Blood of the Brutor gives Strength to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Sebiestor gives Intellect to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Vherokior gives Wisdom to the Chosen.

Over the months in years since I first revealed God's gifts to the Chosen through the Blood of the Minmatar, I have often been asked, "What about the other tribes? There are seven tribes." And so I have prayerfully sought revelation from a holy and righteous God, and today God in his goodness sent down his revelation —

The Blood of the Krusual gives Confidence to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Thukker gives Courage to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Starkmanir gives Passion to the Chosen.
The Blood of the Nefantar gives Devotion to the Chosen.

With this completed revelation, we draw one step closer to the coming of the Blood Age, receiving blessings from a holy and righteous God no matter what Minmatar slave we have available to sacrifice. Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.


Do you have recorded evidence of any of your properties increasing after a supposed blessing?
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#16 - 2016-01-14 12:17:40 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Nauplius wrote:

People in Pleasure Hubs


Owners, employees, or patrons?


The latter two, unless the owner sets foot inside the Pleasure Hub, then she, too, be forever damned.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2016-01-14 13:50:53 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Nauplius wrote:

People in Pleasure Hubs


Owners, employees, or patrons?


The latter two, unless the owner sets foot inside the Pleasure Hub, then she, too, be forever damned.


I don't recall how I know this (considering my predecessor's affiliations, I can kind of guess, though), but I seem to remember that a lot of "employees" of Serpentis and Cartel pleasure hubs aren't at all there of their own free will. Are they likewise damned?
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2016-01-14 14:07:14 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
The Blood of the Nauplius gives Salvation to the Chosen...

Am I doing this right?

I think you are, then again do his dillusions ever make sense?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#19 - 2016-01-14 14:16:37 UTC
Everyone and always have the choice, they only lack the will to use it. I don't like the phrase "free will", it is somewhat... dubious. I see at humans that they either have strong Will, or they lack will. A human with strong Will can always chose to not live a life in disgrace... by simply discarding own life by own will.

And if they are too weak to descend into such filthy style of life, they don't deserve to live anyway.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#20 - 2016-01-14 14:17:31 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
The Blood of the Nauplius gives Salvation to the Chosen...

Am I doing this right?

I think you are, then again do his dillusions ever make sense?

I think I forgot this:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
"Also: Bwahahaha!"

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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