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List of corp thieves and the corps that they come from!

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Intar Medris
KarmaFleet University
#21 - 2011-12-14 22:59:59 UTC
Xolve wrote:
rakrunn raaar wrote:
..stole the 2 billion isk worth of bpo i had, and then sold them to buy a titan and used it to attack goonswarm.

dammit people i was going to use those bpo's to build the titan to take over providence........




Confriming Titans cost 2b.


I thought they cost way more than that. Like a 100X more.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.

Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#22 - 2011-12-14 23:02:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Bernie Nator
Tiberiananus.

Stole a whole load of tengus, self-destructed some battleships, and stole my badger.

Guy can suck a whole wall of dicks.
Arctur Vallfar
Knights Adamant
#23 - 2011-12-15 03:15:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Arctur Vallfar
Some of these stories can't be as bad as the time an acquaintance of mine thought it would be a good idea to autopilot (first mistake) a Charon (second mistake) full of BPO's (third mistake) through null-sec (fourth mistake).

Sometimes unintentional sabotage is just as bad, if not worse, than outright asshattery. Though rest assured this fool has been dealt with.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#24 - 2011-12-15 03:21:52 UTC
Somebody stole the toilet paper before I went to poo. Only my right hand and then fresh water rectified what had to be done. I am not amused.

Black Man with Goggles

RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#25 - 2011-12-16 05:11:44 UTC
Hellbender1 Stole my Vodka.

I'll forgive him the stolen Titans, but never the Vodka.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

XnoVis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-12-16 11:19:06 UTC
XnoVis joined my corp and sto... oh wait!
Citizen Smif
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2011-12-16 14:50:01 UTC
Intar Medris wrote:
Xolve wrote:
rakrunn raaar wrote:
..stole the 2 billion isk worth of bpo i had, and then sold them to buy a titan and used it to attack goonswarm.

dammit people i was going to use those bpo's to build the titan to take over providence........




Confriming Titans cost 2b.


I thought they cost way more than that. Like a 100X more.


WTF is wrong with this thread?
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#28 - 2011-12-16 15:10:20 UTC
Citizen Smif wrote:
Intar Medris wrote:
Xolve wrote:
rakrunn raaar wrote:
..stole the 2 billion isk worth of bpo i had, and then sold them to buy a titan and used it to attack goonswarm.

dammit people i was going to use those bpo's to build the titan to take over providence........




Confriming Titans cost 2b.


I thought they cost way more than that. Like a 100X more.


WTF is wrong with this thread?



Read OP. Read Subforum Title. Achieve Inner Peace.

Ohmmmmmmmm

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#29 - 2011-12-16 15:30:23 UTC
I steal from corps.

Good luck figuring out who my thief alts are.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
#30 - 2011-12-16 17:34:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Atomik Harmonik
I too once had a thief alt, stealing from the rich and the not-so-rich...then I took an arrow to the knee

Bernie Nator wrote:
Tiberiananus.

Stole a whole load of tengus, self-destructed some battleships, and stole my badger.

Guy can suck a whole wall of dicks.


BTW, who would recruit somebody named 'Tiberiananus'?

also....a whole wall? really?
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#31 - 2011-12-16 17:48:50 UTC
Atomik Harmonik wrote:
I too once had a thief alt, stealing from the rich and the not-so-rich...then I took an arrow to the knee

Bernie Nator wrote:
Tiberiananus.

Stole a whole load of tengus, self-destructed some battleships, and stole my badger.

Guy can suck a whole wall of dicks.


BTW, who would recruit somebody named 'Tiberiananus'?

also....a whole wall? really?



I like the bit where he provided proof Shocked

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#32 - 2011-12-16 20:23:20 UTC
I steal from corpses.................. oh wait..
Alara IonStorm
#33 - 2011-12-17 08:16:41 UTC
OP has abandoned thread!

Steal Everything that is not Nailed Down!

No wait I have a Claw Hammer!
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#34 - 2011-12-19 07:26:40 UTC
Captain Nathaniel Butler wrote:
Atomik Harmonik wrote:
I too once had a thief alt, stealing from the rich and the not-so-rich...then I took an arrow to the knee

Bernie Nator wrote:
Tiberiananus.

Stole a whole load of tengus, self-destructed some battleships, and stole my badger.

Guy can suck a whole wall of dicks.


BTW, who would recruit somebody named 'Tiberiananus'?

also....a whole wall? really?



I like the bit where he provided proof Shocked


Yes, a whole wall.

As for proof, I've got a decent number of chat logs, numerous messages, and the sort. If you want them, I'll be happy to dig it out.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#35 - 2011-12-19 11:03:05 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:

Yes, a whole wall.

As for proof, I've got a decent number of chat logs, numerous messages, and the sort. If you want them, I'll be happy to dig it out.



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