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Request: A gift for Vaari
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Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#1 - 2016-01-12 01:00:11 UTC
Lord Vaari is no fan of mine. His writings of pomp, and self grandising chest pounding was often one of my best weapons when I would reply to my detractors, “Oh yeah, well Vaari stands on your side.”

But... in this Age of Redemption and this New Year of YC 118, I would like to offer a gift to Lord Vaari.

I ask that he throw asunder all the self given titles, and that he accept from all of us, or most of us, or some of us, or at least one of us… some real given titles.

I ask that these titles be indicative of his best qualities, and not so much in the humorous denigrating down trodding manipulating gender attacking animalistic sadistic titles that we have otherwise seen on these pages.

I ask for kindness for this soul. May he have some rightful dignity from this community of friends, enemies, and frenemies.


/s/ Max Singularity VI

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#2 - 2016-01-12 01:05:48 UTC
"The Admirably Self-Confident" is probably one way of putting the staggering levels of insanity, self-delusion and immense entertainment value that man represents. I do miss seeing his posts. Sometimes I even pity the poor man seeing how both his detractors and allies tend to urge him on rather than rein him in for is own good.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2016-01-12 02:39:58 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
"The Admirably Self-Confident" is probably one way of putting the staggering levels of insanity, self-delusion and immense entertainment value that man represents. I do miss seeing his posts. Sometimes I even pity the poor man seeing how both his detractors and allies tend to urge him on rather than rein him in for is own good.


Because it's funnier this way?

I say he deserves the titles, "The Comedian", "The Living Satire", "The Reverse Role Model" and "The Memorable".

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#4 - 2016-01-12 03:18:14 UTC
My vote goes to "The Pompous."
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2016-01-12 07:24:13 UTC
Max, I was starting to think that you might be above passive aggression but it seems not.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#6 - 2016-01-12 10:37:37 UTC
Just because he's passive aggressive doesn't mean he's wrong. My nomination is "The Old Goat".
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2016-01-12 17:50:56 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
Just because he's passive aggressive doesn't mean he's wrong. My nomination is "The Old Goat".


True, but you agreeing with him does make him wrong.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2016-01-12 18:21:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Sinjin Mokk
Ah, so we are discussing titles eh?

Deepest apologies Lord Singularity, I do hope Lord Vaari's titles aren't leaving you feeling...less...about yourself.

Very well. Then as Baron Lord of House Mokk, I would like to officially recognize Lord Varri as the high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, Hero of the Providence, Liberator of Providence, Bane of the Legio Astartes Arcanum the great miner, skilled industrialist AND the Ecumenical Patriarch of the Silent Infinity alliance in Providence.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#9 - 2016-01-12 19:02:53 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Max, I was starting to think that you might be above passive aggression but it seems not.


Don't be so cynical Blake... oh wait... look who I'm telling.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#10 - 2016-01-12 19:06:46 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
feeling...less...about yourself.


What? That can never happen, I'm True Amarrian.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2016-01-12 19:45:05 UTC
Max Singularity wrote:
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
feeling...less...about yourself.


What? That can never happen, I'm True Amarrian.



Then the titles of a Lord of Providence shouldn't matter to you.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
morion
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Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#14 - 2016-01-13 05:09:59 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:


Then the titles of a Lord of Providence shouldn't matter to you.




No not at all. This was and is indeed a true gift that I hope would be accepted. How could such a sincere offer be met with such cynicism snidest indifference be dealt. This is no matter of me, sans the fact I initiated the initiative. While Lord Vaari holds me in ill regard, must I return the DPS, or can't my thermal resistance tank his onslaughts and simply be met with my armor of kindness?

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#15 - 2016-01-13 05:16:03 UTC
morion wrote:
Your book smells of rot and lies...
filled with good intentions it's understandable and compliments and confusion for all.


All you have is a license key and a cover, the book is being written, so your review has come prematurely.

Oh and... where's the new drawing? I'm disappoint.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

morion
Lighting Build
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