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A Brief History of Amarr, in Three Parts
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2016-01-25 00:53:50 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Question: What was the word they couldn't pronounce?


The plural of "Quzjyx"

Quzjyxs..... "Cues-jicks" Does that make me Amarr now?

What?


Nope but you certainly aren't Udorian.

Welp.... Didn't want that culture anyways...
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#22 - 2016-01-26 23:37:46 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
All nude sculptures must be banned!


I am told by some of the remaining serving staff that a housekeeper placed a cloth over Synthia's marvelous Last Gift to Silas, and not but five minutes later, a short in one of the giant golden beam LED arrays far overhead caused an electric arc which fried the poor woman on the spot. The statue is now cleaned exclusively from a distance with pressurized oil mist. The combination of friction, pressure, and oil has given it the most lovely burnish.

I have a holographic representation here...

Notice how the sculptor captures the floating quality of the nipples, as if the subject were captured at the climax of a great leap, preparing to bring the Sword of Righteousness down upon sundry riff and raff.

As I recall, you were quite moved by the statue when it was unveiled, Diana!

My ship congratulated me for approaching an object, today. I was tempted to bring the Sword of Righteousness down upon the control panel.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#23 - 2016-01-26 23:47:45 UTC
Well then........ That's a name I haven't seen in years...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#24 - 2016-01-27 00:17:36 UTC
Gosakumori Noh wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
All nude sculptures must be banned!


I am told by some of the remaining serving staff that a housekeeper placed a cloth over Synthia's marvelous Last Gift to Silas, and not but five minutes later, a short in one of the giant golden beam LED arrays far overhead caused an electric arc which fried the poor woman on the spot. The statue is now cleaned exclusively from a distance with pressurized oil mist. The combination of friction, pressure, and oil has given it the most lovely burnish.

I have a holographic representation here...

Notice how the sculptor captures the floating quality of the nipples, as if the subject were captured at the climax of a great leap, preparing to bring the Sword of Righteousness down upon sundry riff and raff.

As I recall, you were quite moved by the statue when it was unveiled, Diana!

My ship congratulated me for approaching an object, today. I was tempted to bring the Sword of Righteousness down upon the control panel.

Excuse me, I barely can find... words... to describe such... shameful display.
It isn't art. It is PERVERSION.
And it must be banned!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#25 - 2016-01-27 00:42:40 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Excuse me, I barely can find... words... to describe such... shameful display.
It isn't art. It is PERVERSION.
And it must be banned!


It's been so long since I've seen a spaceship, I've forgotten the model of the ship miniatures that you collect, Diana, darling. Was it the Vexor or the Exequror? Do you use any of those new fangled textured skins to enhance the pleasurable aesthetics?

It seems like the Nation thing has been dialed back. I should give Unity a whirl. I'm a big fan of utopias, lycanthropy, and the fusion of Amarrian and Caldari culture. Though I'm not really into "toasters," I think perhaps I might start up an appliance business along the "ship models with pleasurable aesthetics" line....
Ginnie
Doomheim
#26 - 2016-01-28 20:54:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Ginnie
The history of the Amarr people is glorious. The Amarr act under the divine influence of God.

The Amarr people pay homage to God in their daily lives and celebrate his righteousness and glory.

In return, God repays the Amarr people with the power and might of the Golden Fleet and the Emperor.

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.
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