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Bicker Thread

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Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#61 - 2016-01-12 01:20:53 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Tamiroth, it has been some time since we have engaged in mortal combat (well, mortal to my slave crew anyway). We should engage in mortal combat again.
Sure, next time I'll be somewhere around Mehatoor it's possible. Last time I had to turn down your kind offer of mutual shooting because there's no way I'm making 30 jumps in a battleship for this dubious "pleasure".

On an entirely unrelated note, your tactical anchorables in Arzad send their best regards, last will and testament.
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#62 - 2016-01-12 17:13:38 UTC
This is the best thread ever.

Important information I learned. Diana Kim is scared of penis. Changing the shape of my missiles now. Lol

Side note : Tamiroth, Next time you and Nauppy have a spat you should invite people to watch. I would totally enjoy a good show.

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#63 - 2016-01-12 17:39:55 UTC
SILENCE! INSOLENT WHELP!!
I am Caldari Officer! I am afraid of nothing!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2016-01-12 17:46:08 UTC
Natheniel wrote:
This is the best thread ever.

Important information I learned. Diana Kim is scared of penis. Changing the shape of my missiles now. Lol

Side note : Tamiroth, Next time you and Nauppy have a spat you should invite people to watch. I would totally enjoy a good show.


Just modify the shape of the warhead and you are set.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#65 - 2016-01-12 18:21:12 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Natheniel wrote:
This is the best thread ever.

Important information I learned. Diana Kim is scared of penis. Changing the shape of my missiles now. Lol

Side note : Tamiroth, Next time you and Nauppy have a spat you should invite people to watch. I would totally enjoy a good show.


Just modify the shape of the warhead and you are set.


Good idea.

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#66 - 2016-01-14 11:09:47 UTC
For Maker's sake!
Someday...

I'LL KILL you!~ BOTH of you!

See you in space!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#67 - 2016-01-14 16:03:15 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
For Maker's sake!
Someday...

I'LL KILL you!~ BOTH of you!

See you in space!



Why Diana, are you asking me out? Im flattered.

Ill be sure to have a load of penis missiles just for you, my dear <3

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#68 - 2016-01-14 16:51:56 UTC
What can I do? What can I say?
Choose your weapon, time to pay.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient
Electus Matari
#69 - 2016-01-14 17:12:33 UTC
It might be low to point this out, but I think he did imply a choice of weapon...
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#70 - 2016-01-14 18:55:30 UTC
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
It might be low to point this out, but I think he did imply a choice of weapon...


Well, you know what they say. The penis, mightier than the sword.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#71 - 2016-01-14 19:03:28 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
It might be low to point this out, but I think he did imply a choice of weapon...


Well, you know what they say. The penis, mightier than the sword.

I believe you have missed the space between 'n' and 'i'.

I prefer a sword, though. I have an excellent Caldari steel blade, it can cut almost through anything.
Well, maybe except heavy armored tanks. Would need something like nova for that.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#72 - 2016-01-14 22:16:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Cambridge Schmidt
I have to get this out there:

Pale girls with dreadlocks of whatever shade is super tacky.

Matari (or Caldari, I suppose) who go out of their way to berate any sort of religion and then turn around to promote (sometimes absurd) spirituality are obnoxious.

People who judge me for wearing eyeliner and mascara need to get their priorities in order, starting first with their jealousy problems because let's face it: I'm gorgeous.

If you're a person who tries to seduce someone in a monogamous marriage or relationship, you're worse than the gunk in my cat's water bowl and deserve to be treated as such.

If your boobs are bigger than your head and you haven't changed that or you made it that way on purpose I will judge you and your spinal problems.

Harassing someone for favoring a line of ships is stupid unless that line of ships is from the Mordu mercenaries in which case yes, **** those people.

Diana Kim, you have emotional issues you need addressed by a professional in an environment that will help you sort out your opinions and emotions.

Funk, please die.



Alabath, you're the best wife. Wait, is that not bickering? ♥

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#73 - 2016-01-14 22:21:16 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:

Pale girls with dreadlocks of whatever shade is super tacky.


Now that's just mean. I'm not that pale Sad

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#74 - 2016-01-14 22:27:18 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:

Pale girls with dreadlocks of whatever shade is super tacky.


Now that's just mean. I'm not that pale Sad



Sister, you're as white as me.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#75 - 2016-01-14 22:40:40 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:

Pale girls with dreadlocks of whatever shade is super tacky.


Now that's just mean. I'm not that pale Sad



Sister, you're as white as me.


You're oppressing my culture maaaan

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#76 - 2016-01-14 22:46:53 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
You're oppressing my culture maaaan


I'm Gallente. I don't oppress, I appropriate. Arguably just as bad.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#77 - 2016-01-14 22:48:24 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
You're oppressing my culture maaaan


I'm Gallente. I don't oppress, I appropriate. Arguably just as bad.


Are you going to start having dreads?

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#78 - 2016-01-14 22:52:24 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
You're oppressing my culture maaaan


I'm Gallente. I don't oppress, I appropriate. Arguably just as bad.


Are you going to start having dreads?



No.

That would just be dreadful.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#79 - 2016-01-14 22:54:57 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Elsebeth Rhiannon wrote:
It might be low to point this out, but I think he did imply a choice of weapon...

Well, you know what they say. The penis, mightier than the sword.

I believe you have missed the space between 'n' and 'i'.

I know what I'm about, dear.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#80 - 2016-01-14 22:57:29 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Kalaratiri wrote:
You're oppressing my culture maaaan


I'm Gallente. I don't oppress, I appropriate. Arguably just as bad.


Are you going to start having dreads?



No.

That would just be dreadful.


Good.

I was dreading the competition

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim