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Abudban Mining Passes! Currently SOLD OUT
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Aggressive Nutmeg
#61 - 2011-12-15 23:15:33 UTC
Abudban you say? Great. Nice to know there will be some miners there with a false sense of security after buying a 'mining pass'.

This thread has probably made Abudban the most dangerous system to mine in. Was that the intention? P

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Red Vegas
LoyalToTheGank
#62 - 2011-12-16 00:42:14 UTC
Joshua Aivoras wrote:
Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.


Not quite...

Bastard Pass

-1 for originality

+1 for Jude Lloyd and his pure evilness
Intar Medris
KarmaFleet University
#63 - 2011-12-16 00:53:02 UTC
I have seen this fail several times..

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2011-12-16 01:11:35 UTC
Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:
Abudban you say? Great. Nice to know there will be some miners there with a false sense of security after buying a 'mining pass'.

This thread has probably made Abudban the most dangerous system to mine in. Was that the intention? P


Well, we gank there all the time... this actually makes it safer.

I'm back!
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2011-12-16 01:16:42 UTC
Red Vegas wrote:
Joshua Aivoras wrote:
Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.


Not quite...

Bastard Pass

-1 for originality

+1 for Jude Lloyd and his pure evilness


Lol that is pretty awesome.

Also, does that mean I'm at zero currently?

I'm back!
Red Vegas
LoyalToTheGank
#66 - 2011-12-16 01:37:53 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:

Lol that is pretty awesome.

Also, does that mean I'm at zero currently?


Haha, wasn't keeping a tally but I would guess so if you look at it that way.

Unless I give you another +1 for being a fellow pirate.

Which I do.

So that puts you at +1 instead of 0.
Farrina
Doomheim
#67 - 2011-12-16 02:11:54 UTC
This is my official statement of non-compliance.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2011-12-16 02:45:05 UTC
Farrina wrote:
This is my official statement of non-compliance.


And you are?

I'm back!
Finkov
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#69 - 2011-12-16 16:54:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Finkov
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals



LOL this is the funniest post I have ever seen! These prizes are hilarious. Infact, just for sh1ts and giggles I will personally put a 5 billion ISK reward (and invite you to join Heretic Academy) on the member of RMS that actually pod kills Jude 3 times.

If anything this should prompt you to actually come to Low Sec and fight rather than trying to defend your pathetic belt in high sec (which frankly is impossible) - our pods are fast and our thrashers are cheap whereas your mining barges are neither :)

Heretic Army CEO Heretic Nation Diplomat

http://www.heretic-army.biz
Ahrieman
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#70 - 2011-12-16 17:33:03 UTC
As a soldier for the Glorious Heretic Army, I have vowed defend the defenseless.

My artillery cannons are primed, sensor boosted, and overheated to wage war against the cowardly and villanous "miners" of the Abudban ice belt. Generations of ice have been subjugated at the hands of your mining lasers. The inside of your Orcas are mass graves for the defenseless ice that feeds your war machine.

You may buy a so called pass for your safety. Consider it reparations for your heinous crimes against the defenseless space ice of Abudban. For all others who refuse to acknowledge their crimes against icedom and pay for their past, present, and future crimes against the peaceful way of life that the ice of Abudban have taken up, your ships will become space dust and your pods will squish under the fire that will rain down from my terrible thrasher.

-Soldier of the Glorious Heretic Army and Defender of High-Sec Ice

Solo Rifter since 2009
Kush Monster
Big Tobacco
#71 - 2011-12-16 18:14:34 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Kush Monster wrote:
waiting for you to announce a payout plan for killed macks and hulks.

Once you guys do that and honor the payouts you will have much more support on this.


Well, that would suggest that we would be killing our customers, which we will not be doing. If they purchase the mining pass, they will receive complete safety from our Heretic Jihad squads. We will not have to replace any "accidental" kills because we won't make any.



Well then what about people who don't pay? I'd gladly rid abudban ice belt of those pesky mackinaws for you.

How to make mining enjoyable: An Autocannon, Faction Ammo, Your Mouth
Rakk Andedare
The Iron Asylum
#72 - 2011-12-16 18:54:49 UTC
Axis Raikkonen wrote:
Recipe for lulz:


P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.


You don't have to be faster then the Tyrannosaurus Rex, you just have to be faster then your friends.
Jimmyhatt
Contra Ratio
GameTheory
#73 - 2011-12-16 20:01:43 UTC
So has anyone poped Jude yet. This has provided me with many lulz. On a side note though. The pay off for protection would be a good idea. We will find you.
Farrina
Doomheim
#74 - 2011-12-16 21:34:59 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Farrina wrote:
This is my official statement of non-compliance.


And you are?


Obviously someone who's important enough to try dismissing. Bear
astara989
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#75 - 2011-12-17 15:36:53 UTC
Kudos to Hertics for pulling this off, for the record, what makes this system 30mill a month better then next door?
mattnova
Band Of Brotherinlaws
#76 - 2011-12-17 15:55:57 UTC
Guns loaded and primed ice miners beware NO PERMIT NO MINING!!!!!!!!!!
Drachiel
Mercury LLC
#77 - 2011-12-17 19:35:39 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals



Mad detected on scan.
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#78 - 2011-12-17 19:48:03 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals




Oh my god. I live in Amamake.

I'll be waiting.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2011-12-17 23:55:19 UTC
Jimmyhatt wrote:
So has anyone poped Jude yet. This has provided me with many lulz. On a side note though. The pay off for protection would be a good idea. We will find you.


I have yet to be targeted by any RMS, but I'm waiting Lol

I'm back!
Adoniah Carrefour
the Whatley Brothers
#80 - 2011-12-18 18:21:56 UTC
Farrina wrote:
This is my official statement of non-compliance.


Mine as well.