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Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#41 - 2011-12-15 18:41:10 UTC
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals
Velicitia
XS Tech
#42 - 2011-12-15 18:51:39 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals




one side or the other, please ... PLEASE fraps this!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Axis Raikkonen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#43 - 2011-12-15 18:51:42 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

lol
Emphasis mine.
Extortion: you're doing it wrong.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2011-12-15 18:52:57 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals



First off, LOL.

Second, I have no idea how anyone could kill me 100 times. Maybe over the course of a couple years... but still, probably not. What are the chances that one player kills another player 100 times? I think you're going a little overboard with that one.

Third, you're prizes are very low! Maybe consider purchasing an Abudban Mining Pass, mining for a few months to collect some more funding, and presenting some larger bounties early next year?

And why would I terminate my account? I love Eve. Its the stuff like this that keep my playing this game month after month. I really appreciate this post btw, having RMS personally target me is a great honor. Well, maybe not that great... you're just a noob corp after all.

Lastly, U MAD? Because you sound pretty mad.

I'm back!
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#45 - 2011-12-15 18:56:54 UTC
Axis Raikkonen wrote:
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

lol
Emphasis mine.
Extortion: you're doing it wrong.


you got it wrong. thats the whole point. yes, RMS is a noob corp, yes, pay them. i dont care where the isk goes, even if its flushed down the urinal... the point is that everyone to fulfill the above rules will be paid their isk. EVERYONE. even if its themselves killing each other for this reward, itll be a pleasure paying for that.

I repeat - funding is fkin UNLIMITED.

keep it up
Axis Raikkonen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#46 - 2011-12-15 18:59:38 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:

Well, maybe not that great... you're just a noob corp after all.

Lastly, U MAD? Because you sound pretty mad.


I dunno man, you better mash that D-scan and watch your tail. I hear those Ibises are pretty nimble.
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#47 - 2011-12-15 18:59:45 UTC
my intention was to sound mad, yes. thats the motivation for them noobcorpmembers i hope.

and look oh look who started talkin seriousrly after all :D

I repeat - I have never met any of those rats in game before nor suffered from them so cut this out already, im not mad.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2011-12-15 19:05:53 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
my intention was to sound mad, yes. thats the motivation for them noobcorpmembers i hope.

and look oh look who started talkin seriousrly after all :D

I repeat - I have never met any of those rats in game before nor suffered from them so cut this out already, im not mad.



I just don't see the downside for myself here... I mean, you're sending individual noobs or maybe the occasional unorganized gang at me, and I get to kill them all.

I appreciate the act of stimulating some PVP for noobs though, thats always good for the game as a whole.

Bring em on I guess Big smile







Abudban Mining Passes still being sold! Purchase yours today!

I'm back!
Axis Raikkonen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#49 - 2011-12-15 19:12:39 UTC
I'm not a ganker - on the contrary, I'm an indy carebear - but after that nice little back and forth I'm actually looking forward to the epic tear harvesting that will ensue! Twisted
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#50 - 2011-12-15 19:14:27 UTC
well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2011-12-15 19:18:41 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?


Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.

I'm back!
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#52 - 2011-12-15 19:20:19 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Silvester Bloom wrote:
well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?


Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.



there is only one thing you can send - 500mil isk to RMS and post proof
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2011-12-15 19:21:55 UTC
And you still haven't explained the 100 kills aspect. How do you expect anyone to accomplish such a vast amount of kills on a single player? Maybe lower it to 20 kills for a billion and someone may be able to pull that off by next summer. As you said, funds are unlimited.

I'm back!
Axis Raikkonen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#54 - 2011-12-15 19:22:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Axis Raikkonen
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Silvester Bloom wrote:
well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?


Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.


Known associates:

  1. Minmatar Customs Major
  2. Jumpgate Sentry Gun
  3. CONCORD Police Captain


P.S. Also, where is this funding coming from? Obviously you're an alt.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2011-12-15 19:24:55 UTC
Axis Raikkonen wrote:
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Silvester Bloom wrote:
well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?


Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.


Known associates:

  1. Minmatar Customs Major
  2. Jumpgate Sentry Gun
  3. CONCORD Police Captain


I have big friends Big smile

I'm back!
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2011-12-15 19:27:39 UTC
Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever. Roll

I'm back!
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#57 - 2011-12-15 19:29:12 UTC
right. its time for me to move back to the heaven. i've done my bit as a mesiah sent by the allmighty lord. spread the message my comrades noobcorpmembers and my blessings shall follow you! let the tears fill Lloyd's eyes and isk noobcorpmembers' wallets!
Silvester Bloom
Doomheim
#58 - 2011-12-15 19:31:10 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever. Roll



you ARE bored arent you? I am not going to disapoint you by posting with my main or letting you have a look at its killboard noob. the qestion is not about my mental health here. control your ego and everything else will be ok.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2011-12-15 19:49:25 UTC
Silvester Bloom wrote:
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever. Roll



you ARE bored arent you? I am not going to disapoint you by posting with my main or letting you have a look at its killboard noob. the qestion is not about my mental health here. control your ego and everything else will be ok.


I am a little bored, yeah.


I didn't question your mental health... I questioned your Eve knowledge and skill, and I questioned your ability to follow through with funds.



I'm back!
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2011-12-15 20:13:13 UTC
Well that was entertaining...

Anyway, contact me in game if you'd like to become part of the few ungankable miners in Abudban's profitable belts!

Just 30Mil per pilot per month!

I'm back!