CSM Campaigns

Hello, delicious friends. You may have no ******* idea who I am, which isn't surprising, because I'm basically nobody. Now, your second question is, why is this nerd running for CSM? Well, let me tell you exactly why. Over the years, I've spent time in many facets of Eve. I spent time in highsec doing diddly squat in a small corp, I spent time in Lowsec with Brave Newbies, I did Incursions until I wanted to swandive into a woodchipper. With them I took my first steps into null, and then I saw their glorious nosedive into a burning dumpster. I jumped ship and joined Test, which is only a very minor improvement now that you think about it. I've also spent some time in wormholes, so I basically know enough to say I'm ******* clueless.

Now, this isn't exactly the most glowing recommendation. However, it is a testament to how honest I will be with you. There're a few reasons I'm running for CSM. First off, to try to reduce some of the jank and general weirdness that makes life hard for the little guy. Second, it's an open secret that many running for CSM have their own selfish agendas, I'm at least open enough to say that I'm running to support my own shellfish agenda. No longer will the krabs of New Eden have to scurry under the rocks of the big established blocs, I am here today to stand at the forefront of a united front.

I believe in the invisible hand of the free market and how it can improve life in New Eden. However, there is one part of the game where it has not been attempted. Indeed, I intend to run for CSM as the first CSM for Sale. No longer will PL, Goons or RusRus be the only ones pushing for theier agenda. For a reasonable price, so can you. I'm also offering early bird specials.

A vote for me is a vote for change. It's a vote for good. It's a vote for ordinary joe who just wants to see the game be better.