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Complaints Department Mercenary Alliance Available to Hire

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#61 - 2016-01-31 20:07:09 UTC
Vote for me for CSM.

My thread is in the CSM forum. Thanks and have a great day!

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#62 - 2016-02-02 13:41:16 UTC
Available for hire.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#63 - 2016-02-06 17:07:07 UTC
Quote:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive, and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

I've removed a couple posts. Please stay off the trollaid.

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#64 - 2016-02-09 10:06:40 UTC
Available for hire.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#65 - 2016-02-11 12:31:49 UTC
+1 for a good bunch of hunters Cool

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#66 - 2016-02-11 13:32:46 UTC
Lose any machariels lately eggy? It was hilarious to see your alliance run while you were going down. Say hi to all your ex marmite clowns for me.....and I guess sue too, as he let his alliance fail and will be joining you.

This is role play, I hope you are mature enough to know this.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#67 - 2016-02-11 16:19:23 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Lose any machariels lately eggy? It was hilarious to see your alliance run while you were going down. Say hi to all your ex marmite clowns for me.....and I guess sue too, as he let his alliance fail and will be joining you.

This is role play, I hope you are mature enough to know this.


Its all part of the game?!

What's a machariel loss here and there?

If you get fully pissed off when you lose something then why play the game?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#68 - 2016-02-11 20:27:44 UTC
It was more a jab. With the ex-marmite clowns reference being more of an uppercut. I don't get pissed off either when I lose a ship. After all, there haven't been that many lost....I'm cool as a cucumber Cool

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
welshangel
Sonic Intoxication
Shadow Ultimatum
#69 - 2016-02-13 08:26:43 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
It was more a jab. With the ex-marmite clowns reference being more of an uppercut. I don't get pissed off either when I lose a ship. After all, there haven't been that many lost....I'm cool as a cucumber Cool



So you speaking to endorse or harass us as an entity? And is any of it from a personal viewpoint or pure roleplay?
Jay Bagzie
TxivYawg
#70 - 2016-02-13 11:21:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jay Bagzie
wait aren't you ex marmite? All you're missing is the red nose and fluffy affro.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#71 - 2016-02-13 14:02:57 UTC
Jay Bagzie wrote:
wait aren't you ex marmite? All you're missing is the red nose and fluffy affro.

You're forgetting the yellow suit?

Hire these guys.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#72 - 2016-02-14 12:22:30 UTC
welshangel wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
It was more a jab. With the ex-marmite clowns reference being more of an uppercut. I don't get pissed off either when I lose a ship. After all, there haven't been that many lost....I'm cool as a cucumber Cool



So you speaking to endorse or harass us as an entity? And is any of it from a personal viewpoint or pure roleplay?


I endorse anyone to have fun in this game. I roleplay a spaceship villain and i'm known for it. I guess if I was harassing you :

a) You could cry to the isd's....like some people we know.
b) You could wardec my solo corporation and try to kill me.
c) We could all hug and make up.....and join the nearest bronies chapter house.

Them is some options.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Monica Team
Uranus Intruders
#73 - 2016-02-16 17:45:40 UTC
Available for hire
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#74 - 2016-02-17 00:47:02 UTC
Hire these guys as they are not only good at what they do but they do it with a smile.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#75 - 2016-02-17 09:24:39 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Hire these guys as they are not only good at what they do but they do it with a smile.
Of course they're good, they're 80% Marmites Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#76 - 2016-02-17 10:35:26 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Hire these guys as they are not only good at what they do but they do it with a smile.
Of course they're good, they're 80% EX Marmites Twisted



Fixed that for you!
kypp durron
Ex Presidents.
#77 - 2016-02-17 20:36:59 UTC
Dirt Magirtt
Marvin Hamlisch Wealth and Assets Redistributors
#78 - 2016-02-18 00:28:14 UTC
Don't know if first impressions count for anything these days but I ran into these guys in a .5 backwater system smacktalking some Indy carebear corp they had wardecced. There were 4 or 5 of them shitting up local with a couple wartargets docked up. When I inquired as to what was going on one of them introduced themselves with this, quoted as accurately as I can remember without checking chatlogs "we're complaints department, a merc Corp on par with the Marmite collective". I thought that was an interesting way to describe yourselves if you're trying to make your own name in the merc community.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#79 - 2016-02-18 02:26:39 UTC
Dirt Magirtt wrote:
stuff

Whose's alt are you?

Complaints Department is made up of the old core of Forsaken Asylum, ex-Marmite Collective and new enthusiastic pixel killers.

Yeah, we like what we do. Whatever it is. However we accomplish it.

Hire CD, make your enemies's life miserable.

Enjoy the show.

That is all.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#80 - 2016-02-18 03:56:08 UTC
kypp durron wrote:
Tora.

https://i.gyazo.com/c114183ed0f0177e2eb37d948a88dce4.jpg

Careful kypp, scrub Bushido might Dec you, then he might upgrade that office chair and desk to a couch.

Hire complaints department, their autocannons always shoot smiley faces into every angry enemy pod.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!