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Complaints Department Mercenary Alliance Available to Hire

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Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#241 - 2016-05-26 12:36:51 UTC
Well I can offer my deep bass Scottish brogue for negotiations :)
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#242 - 2016-05-30 07:37:41 UTC
If you want to hire Complainers Department, you might want to consider the following quote from one of their CEO's named SUE ABBOTT :

Quote:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa...............

Who cares about the winning, I know we dont care

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#243 - 2016-05-30 12:22:42 UTC
I have been raised to think that when you need to try lower others around you to rise yourself, then you are actually pretty low.

Tora, just stop, you are starting to look very bad and it doesn't reflect well on you and what you have built with Marmites.

Just my opinion.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#244 - 2016-05-30 13:28:33 UTC
Hire Complaints Department now for all your needs. They have the professionalism, and determination to get the job done. Smile

+1 for an epic group of guys.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#245 - 2016-05-30 14:25:59 UTC
Why did Xorphix leave them ? Was it a capital mistake ? Roll

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#246 - 2016-05-30 14:28:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
I have been raised to think that when you need to try lower others around you to rise yourself, then you are actually pretty low.

Tora, just stop, you are starting to look very bad and it doesn't reflect well on you and what you have built with Marmites.

Just my opinion.
Good to hear. Then you probably also said that to Kypp and Sue multiple times. Like when Kypp got diplo mails and decided to make things public and be rude ? Or when CD players recorded a Marmite on Teamspeak, so they could make fun of him. Or when Sue keeps posting stupid memes to alliance to make himself feel better. Or to .... I can go on for a while. So before you start preaching, fix your own alliance first. At least I know when to stop and where fun becomes annoying. Blink

And I wasn't making CD look bad, that's something Sue already did by making stupid one liners. I just quoted hsi comments. A merc that doesn't want to go for goals set, so their clients will be happy. What kind of merc are you then ? Exactly, a scammer.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#247 - 2016-05-30 17:11:32 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Why did Xorphix leave them ? Was it a capital mistake ? Roll



I've joined the fetid crew because highsec has become insanely boring for me, and theres also far too many egos around. Smile
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#248 - 2016-05-30 17:41:16 UTC
Xorphix wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Why did Xorphix leave them ? Was it a capital mistake ? Roll



I've joined the fetid crew because highsec has become insanely boring for me, and theres also far too many egos around. Smile


Playing games is a nice pastime when you succeed and are part of something!

But!

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practise to deceive!

When we fail do we not run!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#249 - 2016-05-30 20:09:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Sol epoch wrote:
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practise to deceive!
When we fail do we not run!
Quoted for awesomeness.


I thought I seen it all today, but Killing your own bait orca in our HQ, is probably the dumbest thing I have seen in ages :

Dead Bait Orca Failure

Really not an alt !P

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#250 - 2016-05-31 07:13:15 UTC
Still accepting contracts,

Also if I may Gents, Ladies; this thread was started for a specific purpose and despite the fact that I do quite enjoy the forum fencing which is going on it is not in keeping with the purpose or spirit of this thread, could I please request that should any of you wish to discuss this topic that you endeavor to remain on topic, alternatively please feel free to open a new topic and discuss the Meta elements of our collective meta gaming.

And before anyone attempts to use this is any form of Meta way please consider if I am in your threads shitposting?

Kind Regards

RB
Valkin Mordirc
#251 - 2016-05-31 07:34:12 UTC
Shiptoasting is just something your going to have to deal with. Everyone from Anslol to Someone somewhat relevant who name happens to start with a 'Z'.


Sadly multiple incursions into the ShipToasters domian (GD+F&I) has only left most of us drained of resources and funds to continue the holy crusade against such vile asshattery.
#DeleteTheWeak
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#252 - 2016-05-31 09:59:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Rias Bane wrote:
Also if I may Gents, Ladies
No, because then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#253 - 2016-05-31 15:43:55 UTC
Quote:
a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.


You are meta gaming the rules Tora.

Please feel free to open your own thread and leave this for it's intended purpose.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#254 - 2016-06-01 07:10:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Not really, as I am not just linking a random pvp victim to make fun off. It's very on topic, as I am calling you guys out on killing your own Orca alts to make your killboard look 'better' and to hide the fact you failed to bait us with it. And it's no longer a kill mail.

Everyone knows Boostvodka is a Complainers department alt and the link is the proof. If I would remove the name, the entire image would be pointless.

You seem to worry more about forum rules, so you can hide the truth. Any comments on the accusations ? Blink

The truth will set you free......

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#255 - 2016-06-01 07:25:12 UTC
Complaints department are available for hire!

Contact us for a quote!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#256 - 2016-06-01 07:27:35 UTC
Rias Bane wrote:
Complaints department are available for hire! Contact us for a quote!
I read this as a lalala, I cant hear you and if I put my head in the sand, no one will ever know we kill our own Orcas. Your CEO Sue Abort still behind his statement, that winning isnt important for Complainers department ?

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#257 - 2016-06-01 07:39:35 UTC
Read your last post and ask yourself, who's credibility did you just hurt?

You are better than that, act like it!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#258 - 2016-06-01 08:04:02 UTC
Rias Bane wrote:
Read your last post and ask yourself, who's credibility did you just hurt? You are better than that, act like it!
You're still avoiding the question..... who's credibility did you just hurt? Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#259 - 2016-06-01 10:09:50 UTC
I'm Not entirely sure that I would really bother hiring a group who cannot even take on marmite AFTER marmite lost 80% of it's member base.. Trolling asside, Why should I hire Complaints, Who seems to bring only incompetance to the table, over the numerous list of other mercs available? What sets you apart.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#260 - 2016-06-01 12:18:41 UTC
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
I'm Not entirely sure that I would really bother hiring a group who cannot even take on marmite AFTER marmite lost 80% of it's member base.. Trolling asside, Why should I hire Complaints, Who seems to bring only incompetance to the table, over the numerous list of other mercs available? What sets you apart.

There is no Marmites to take on, they never show up for a fight. They do get opportunity kills on complacent campers, that's about it.

Another Tora alt or cronie.

I had exactly 2 people blocked on the forum, because Lukas Kell and Hollesheet1 are such absolute sore to read trolling or delusionally whining.

Just added Tora to the list. When I think I voted for him for the CSM, because, you know, he's a 'merc' and will work to improve our lot.

You have fallen Tora. So very low. And I can't read you anymore! \o/

How satisfying. Big smile

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.