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Complaints Department Mercenary Alliance Available to Hire

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Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#181 - 2016-03-31 13:19:03 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Hire Complaints Department Today?!?!
You dont seem sure. Smile

Yes I am sure.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#182 - 2016-04-02 18:02:49 UTC
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Hire Complaints Department Today?!?!
You dont seem sure. Smile

Yes I am sure.




Your punctuation seems to indicate your uncertainty...



GL :)

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#183 - 2016-04-03 02:43:03 UTC
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Hire Complaints Department Today?!?!
You dont seem sure. Smile

Yes I am sure.


Are you sure that you're sure or sure that you're unsure. Surly you're sure, but surely if I'm unsure others are surely unsure as well.

I am here to create clarity.
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#184 - 2016-04-04 12:41:55 UTC
Hire Complaint Department!!
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#185 - 2016-04-05 14:49:18 UTC
Complaints Department available for hire!!
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#186 - 2016-04-13 15:11:13 UTC
Available for hire.
Samwise Everquest
Plus 10 NV
#187 - 2016-04-15 01:31:02 UTC
Hire us so I have more to shoot at. Thanks.

Pras Phil.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#188 - 2016-04-18 16:48:54 UTC
friendly bump
Great group, great alchemy, proven results...
Look no further!

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#189 - 2016-04-20 14:28:23 UTC
Hire them to roast your enemies. Barbecue them. Or eat them raw.

Raw is my personal favorite.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#190 - 2016-04-22 19:03:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Rawmeat Mary
Hire P45 for your Hisec needs.

Hisec needs?

Yeah: Structures removal, saving your structures, denial of space assets, denial of trade pipes and hub access, killing or denying undock to your targets in their home system, ambushes, hunting (such as it is after Watchlist removal) and harassment, assistance in your wars, etc.

Hire Complaints Department.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#191 - 2016-05-06 16:57:04 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Raw is my personal favorite.
Stop being a ****.

New Citadel expansion is nice.

To shoot or to defend.

Our Complaints Department is open, give us a call.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#192 - 2016-05-11 15:40:56 UTC
Yet another great group
To page one you go!

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#193 - 2016-05-17 21:17:33 UTC
To every one flaming this post, Please realize it's actually against forum rules to pick on new players
19. New player bashing will not be tolerated.

New members of the EVE Online community are encouraged to use, but are not restricted to the EVE New Citizens Q&A forum. This forum is specifically designed to provide a platform for those who are new to the EVE community to ask questions and learn more about EVE. More experienced forum users are encouraged to participate by assisting new players with helpful and courteous responses. All flaming, trolling and posts of a derogatory nature will be deleted, and will be considered a severe breach of the forum rules."

We should instead build a better EVE community by helping this group of valiant newbs and watch them improve.

https://imgflip.com/i/14bhpv And also that is pretty much why unless you want your target to be locked off the pipes don't hire these guys. They rarely hunt so it's likely your target will keep bearing in his back water system without even really noticing the war untill he heads to a pipe or hub. 2/10 would not hire
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#194 - 2016-05-17 21:23:59 UTC
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
To every one flaming this post, Please realize it's actually against forum rules to pick on new players
19. New player bashing will not be tolerated.

New members of the EVE Online community are encouraged to use, but are not restricted to the EVE New Citizens Q&A forum. This forum is specifically designed to provide a platform for those who are new to the EVE community to ask questions and learn more about EVE. More experienced forum users are encouraged to participate by assisting new players with helpful and courteous responses. All flaming, trolling and posts of a derogatory nature will be deleted, and will be considered a severe breach of the forum rules."

We should instead build a better EVE community by helping this group of valiant newbs and watch them improve.

https://imgflip.com/i/14bhpv And also that is pretty much why unless you want your target to be locked off the pipes don't hire these guys. They rarely hunt so it's likely your target will keep bearing in his back water system without even really noticing the war untill he heads to a pipe or hub. 2/10 would not hire

INB4 everyone takes a dump on this guy for being a forum alt.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#195 - 2016-05-17 22:36:08 UTC
Inb4 isd wipes every off topic post above

Great bunch of guys, they will f you up :D

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#196 - 2016-05-18 00:08:51 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Inb4 isd wipes every off topic post above

Great bunch of guys, they will f you up :D


Wasn't off topic I clearly stated why I wouldn't hire them for anything that required more precision than waiting for the next shuttle to come through a pipe gate.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#197 - 2016-05-20 05:25:32 UTC
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Inb4 isd wipes every off topic post above

Great bunch of guys, they will f you up :D


Wasn't off topic I clearly stated why I wouldn't hire them for anything that required more precision than waiting for the next shuttle to come through a pipe gate.

So... you are describing every Hisec mercs (except BAW) operations here? Every single wardec organisation camp trade pipes, trade hubs or station undock.

Every merc organisation got individuals who hunt, such as it now is without Watchlist anyway.

Blah-blah-blah.

Hire P45 to do what you can't do yourself, we'll make it happen.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#198 - 2016-05-20 05:59:09 UTC
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Inb4 isd wipes every off topic post above

Great bunch of guys, they will f you up :D


Wasn't off topic I clearly stated why I wouldn't hire them for anything that required more precision than waiting for the next shuttle to come through a pipe gate.

So... you are describing every Hisec mercs (except BAW) operations here? Every single wardec organisation camp trade pipes, trade hubs or station undock.

Every merc organisation got individuals who hunt, such as it now is without Watchlist anyway.

Blah-blah-blah.

Hire P45 to do what you can't do yourself, we'll make it happen.


Almost every group.......Exept..... This group, Go over to CD Zkillboard and check what their top systems are. Madi/Niarja by a vast majority, Followed by Jita *suprise* and Sivala/Hatakani Then Peri, Who exactly hunts Where?
ap0phis Kaundur
Boston Dynamics
#199 - 2016-05-20 08:25:18 UTC
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
T3CHN0 G3N3RAL wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Inb4 isd wipes every off topic post above

Great bunch of guys, they will f you up :D


Wasn't off topic I clearly stated why I wouldn't hire them for anything that required more precision than waiting for the next shuttle to come through a pipe gate.

So... you are describing every Hisec mercs (except BAW) operations here? Every single wardec organisation camp trade pipes, trade hubs or station undock.

Every merc organisation got individuals who hunt, such as it now is without Watchlist anyway.

Blah-blah-blah.

Hire P45 to do what you can't do yourself, we'll make it happen.


Almost every group.......Exept..... This group, Go over to CD Zkillboard and check what their top systems are. Madi/Niarja by a vast majority, Followed by Jita *suprise* and Sivala/Hatakani Then Peri, Who exactly hunts Where?



You are either noob or noob.

How many WT u expect to be in a random system? 1235??
Show us some proof.

Zkill says: 103 systems, 19 regions - what this mean?

https://i.gyazo.com/78f4e89238fc90df4f8bef1c4d68c5ab.png
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#200 - 2016-05-20 10:22:56 UTC
ap0phis Kaundur wrote:
Show us some proof.
I think he means this.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.