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Crime & Punishment

 
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13 thousand dead.

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1 - 2015-12-06 21:18:06 UTC
Hello, Eve forum user. My name is holeysheet1 and I am about to hit 13k kills. I am an opportunist and have enjoyed popping thousands of ships and their pods since 2007.

I hope I haven't discouraged too many, it's just efficiency I'm after, so no hard feelings eh? I have no qualms with people, it's just role play. I realize I have some haters, I can live with this. Most have moved on to other things but we'll see a couple in this thread I'm sure, if it's not locked quickly by the awesome isd's.

I just bought a 4K monitor and eve looks stunning. It'll make my job of killing stuff easier too. If you're at war with my alliance, I wish you luck. Have a nice day. Xxox

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Valkin Mordirc
#2 - 2015-12-06 22:14:51 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Removed more spam. Continued spam gets you put in a can. Please do not spam green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am.

#DeleteTheWeak
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#3 - 2015-12-06 23:39:47 UTC
this is what happens

when you lose your circlejerk

@JerryTPepridge
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#4 - 2015-12-06 23:45:09 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
this is what happens

when you lose your circlejerk


A good example of a circle jerk would be vendetta merc group and marmite. I like to rely on my own whits and skills, with a touch of luck.. I enjoy flying solo most of the time. Big smile

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#5 - 2015-12-06 23:59:23 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:

A good example of a circle jerk would be vendetta merc group and marmite. I like to rely on my own whits and skills, with a touch of luck.. I enjoy flying solo most of the time. Big smile


yeh

but they don't have a tears page posted where they lose everything to corp thief

@JerryTPepridge
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#6 - 2015-12-07 00:01:31 UTC
But thats all fiction for your enjoyment, looks like it worked. I have no regrets Cool

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#7 - 2015-12-07 00:23:25 UTC
It's quite mild for the time of year here, although the weather was poor throughout the year as a whole.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
tainted demon
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2015-12-07 00:49:19 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
this is what happens

when you lose your circlejerk


I like to rely on my own whits and skills, with a touch of luck.. I enjoy flying solo most of the time. Big smile



I 100% agree with you holey, you're KB shows us all, you have more "skill" than anyone at sitting on a station (or inside a station... or anywhere within the docking range of a station) You have killed almost 13k people using simple station tricks. some would say its sad to boast about killing small and easy targets, or to rage quit out of an alliance when they ask you to learn how to pvp. But hey, you cant become Queen of the hub jockeys by taking fights on gates or planets can you?

Well done in advance on reaching 13k kills. CCP should do a spotlight in you, most pods, shuttles, rookie ships, indy ships and frigs killed by a single player in 12 years of EVE Online \o/
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2015-12-07 00:58:37 UTC
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