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Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#21 - 2015-12-01 02:22:09 UTC
I recently wanted to record some manual piloting an in algos near one of those bobbing tentacley drone station things that flails about.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#22 - 2015-12-01 03:28:59 UTC
As the last remaining player of EVE, I would hang my head in shame for being the last remaining player in EVE.

Mr Epeen Cool
Caleb Seremshur
Bloodhorn
Patchwork Freelancers
#23 - 2015-12-01 04:20:32 UTC
lmmortalist wrote:
Since Eve is kill and dieing I thought of this thread and the discussion ensuing. What would you do as the last subscribing player of Eve? Personally I think I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked.


You come to the sobering realization that you lost the game, because you were the only person who couldn't move on.

Being the last man standing isn't victory, it's prison.
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2015-12-01 04:46:40 UTC
lmmortalist wrote:
.... . I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked.


In 0.0 it's called being killed.
As the last player there would be no suicide ganking, only suicide express.
You can mine arkonor all damn day in nullsec, praying for someone to come keep you company, but they don't.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#25 - 2015-12-01 05:00:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Contract all the things to UAE.

Would be the ultimate troll move.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#26 - 2015-12-01 05:24:52 UTC
I don't know. Maybe park all of my **** right outside Jita 4-4 undock. Just a whole bunch of empty ships and floating containers, all sitting right outside the last place I would leave them like that...

...then, I'd probably show up in a (if caps/supers ever get allowed back in High) Titan with one of the new DD's, or (if not) simply a smart bomb battleship and glass it all, and finally I'd shoot at the station to force CONCORD's hands one last time! Either that, or simply highlight everything in assets, right-click, click on "Trash it", then "Okay", then I would just log off for the last time.

First idea just seems a bit more fun but take a bit to set up, where as the second would likely be easier and simpler. It'd be which ever I'm in the mood for at that moment.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Knitram Relik
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-12-01 08:23:30 UTC
Autopilot a 50 bil Charon thru Uedama. Then uninstall Eve and wait for No Man's Sky to finally release.

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it's really hard to verify their authenticity." - Abraham Lincoln
lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
#28 - 2015-12-01 10:12:32 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
lmmortalist wrote:
.... . I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine arkonor without the risk of being ganked.


In 0.0 it's called being killed.
As the last player there would be no suicide ganking, only suicide express.
You can mine arkonor all damn day in nullsec, praying for someone to come keep you company, but they don't.





Newsflash: not all ganking is suicide ganking in high sec.
FT Diomedes
The Graduates
#29 - 2015-12-01 15:19:08 UTC
Markus Reese wrote:
Malbona Pomon wrote:
Live stream flying around the universe with the EvE music in the background, then just before the final downtime, switch to "Wish you were here", self destruct and float in space.


Now I am sad... I would have the following song but instead of self destruct, I would get into a 50mn svipul, aim myself towards the new eden anomaly and just burn...

Edit: Note, picture is not mine, but saw it and thought, that is exactly the image I want in my mind if I was the last person logging off of eve for the last time.


I never played that game, but that song is very moving.

CCP should add more NPC 0.0 space to open it up and liven things up: the Stepping Stones project.

La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#30 - 2015-12-01 15:40:14 UTC
Switch off the lights and close the door behind me.

Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
Austex II
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2015-12-01 15:48:02 UTC
I'd finally be at the top of the list for all market orders and it'd stay there.
Atrum Pontifex
Interstellar Booty Hunters
Abyssal Booty Hunters
#32 - 2015-12-01 16:41:23 UTC
I would PVP against my alt and stream it
Poddington Bare
Black Mount Industrial
Breakpoint.
#33 - 2015-12-01 16:42:04 UTC
As the last player, there would be nobody left to buy your stuff. So mining in null and so on would probably be a little bit pointless. The only thing that would make any sense would be exploration, in the true sense of the word in trying to uncover the really hidden cool stuff.

So, my answer would be...exploration. Naked. Which is how I usually do it.
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#34 - 2015-12-01 16:53:24 UTC
Practical:

i would immediatly attemtp to negotiate wiht ccp for the source and data files of eve online. if i got them, i would then do a kick starter to bring eve back form the dead and restart it/hire people to fix the issues eve has had over the years.

EVE is forever, no way in hades will i let it die(truly) without a fight.

Non practical. I'd Self destruct every ship i had after i spend the time remaning RFing every sov structure in game, thus completing the blue doughnut.

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Dornier Pfeil
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2015-12-01 17:44:13 UTC
FT Diomedes wrote:


I never played that game, but that song is very moving.


You might like the Russian Easter Festival Overture by Rimsky-Korsakov.
Trevor Dalech
Nobody in Local
Of Sound Mind
#36 - 2015-12-01 17:47:18 UTC
lmmortalist wrote:
I think I would head to 0.0 asteroid belts to mine


You would WHAT?!?!?!

While the thought of committing suicide if EVE died crossed my mind (and flitted away rather quickly... I like life!) a death by excruciating boredom is the last method I would have come up with.
Arec Bardwin
#37 - 2015-12-01 21:14:07 UTC
Jettison shuttles on jita undock until the node crashed
Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#38 - 2015-12-01 21:18:49 UTC
Fly to Iceland and **** on the monument. Blink

Empire, the next new world order.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#39 - 2015-12-01 21:48:56 UTC
Have an in-game threesome with CAM and Cat O'ninetails (who I'm convinced are the same people, in which case things are going to get schizophrenically interesting)

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#40 - 2015-12-02 07:11:38 UTC
Find a way to get banned. Twisted

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