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The APEX Conglomerate reaches deal with Nugoeihuvi with Starsi™
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Aranolt Sagura
APEX Unlimited
APEX Conglomerate
#1 - 2015-11-21 00:08:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Aranolt Sagura
APEX Press Release


You may have heard from seeing reports from the Scope news tickers on these reports: (Ticker starts at 1:04) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qXrOLO7NwU&list=PLQvKSs1k6DLND_n1eyjHLML_0G__CEqMg&index=4

AND HERE (at 0:21) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLV2ZNuJVug&list=PLQvKSs1k6DLND_n1eyjHLML_0G__CEqMg&index=1

After months of negotiations, the Board of Directors at APEX Conglomerate have decided to sell rights of Distribution and Licensing to Nugoeihuvi Corporation for an undisclosed amount of time.

The Board of Directors and Shareholders have come to agree that NOH can greatly help Starsi™ reach greater markets with its distribution network across New Eden.

Once more people are able to access Starsi™ and try all 6 delicious flavors, they will realize Starsi™ is better than the rest.

Drink Starsi™ it tastes like revenge!
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2015-11-21 03:25:46 UTC
I'm Commander Tuulinen and this is my favourite softdrink on the station!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#3 - 2015-11-21 03:26:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
I didn't know what it was at the time, but I once got my hands on a crate of Starsi at a chapter party during my years in the Republic. I think few people have heard of it, and those that do seem to consider it a cult drink. It was a welcome and refreshing break from Quafe, and I am eager that this deal will increase populatity and distribution--I'd like to try it again.

The real question, though, is how long until the official Sarsi SKIN for my Blackbird?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-11-21 05:19:56 UTC
I'm somewhat famous and would be interested in an endorsement deal. Let me know if you're interested.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Vikarion
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-11-21 05:20:32 UTC
Starsi...tastes like...Revenge!!
Arrendis
TK Corp
#6 - 2015-11-21 06:44:09 UTC
Don't forget the ™
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2015-11-21 15:40:46 UTC
Yuck.
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#8 - 2015-11-21 17:37:51 UTC
This sounds like a drink aimed squarely at pissed off Caldari based on the advertising tagline. I'll pass.
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#9 - 2015-11-21 19:08:18 UTC
Congratulations on the deal. Competition is always good for business and consumers, in the end.

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#10 - 2015-11-22 09:07:00 UTC
For the adventurous, try mixing Starsi™ with Quafe, in a cocktail, along with your favourite alcoholic liquid.

It's like there's a Gallente-Caldari War in your mouth !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-11-22 12:48:33 UTC
Good move, we need indeed more competitors against gallente **** known as Quaffe.
Don't buy gallente products.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#12 - 2015-11-22 23:16:33 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
For the adventurous, try mixing Starsi™ with Quafe, in a cocktail, along with your favourite alcoholic liquid.

It's like there's a Gallente-Caldari War in your mouth !


They just opened a second front in my stomach. This idea was awful.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2015-11-23 03:18:55 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
For the adventurous, try mixing Starsi™ with Quafe, in a cocktail, along with your favourite alcoholic liquid.

It's like there's a Gallente-Caldari War in your mouth !


They just opened a second front in my stomach. This idea was awful.


Wait until the third act, my friend. Cat-ass-trophic.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-11-23 03:24:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
For the adventurous, try mixing Starsi™ with Quafe, in a cocktail, along with your favourite alcoholic liquid.

It's like there's a Gallente-Caldari War in your mouth !


They just opened a second front in my stomach. This idea was awful.


Wait until the third act, my friend. Cat-ass-trophic.



Well the fourth act is even worse! its...Uhm....Hmm...uhhhhh...Errrr


Kidney Stones

I tried to follow up the joke....
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#15 - 2015-11-23 04:14:21 UTC
A word of caution: apparently fulleroferrocene nanites do not react well with Starsi. I killed a pair of fedos and ruined a portabar by trying to use Quafe Zero in the CalGal cocktail. Currently trapped in my Vigil's bunk deck and waiting for station crew to bring the dissolving walls under control. Curiously, the activity of the 'drink' seems to dramatically increase whenever Seekers enter system.

I will try consuming some of it as soon as I can get hooked up to a transneural burning scanner. If my clone survives the experience, I will see if the cocktail retains the boosting effects of Q0, although I admit I hold little hope for its marketability, bonused scan res or not.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Arrendis
TK Corp
#16 - 2015-11-23 05:14:09 UTC
I'm so happy I just stick with Choco-Q.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#17 - 2015-11-23 05:15:54 UTC
I don't know Choco-Q. Is it for sale in State space?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Arrendis
TK Corp
#18 - 2015-11-23 05:21:25 UTC
It's a chocolate drink from the makers of Quafe. And if it's not available in the State, I really need to stop picking it up by the case in Jita.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-11-24 04:52:46 UTC
Neph wrote:
A word of caution: apparently fulleroferrocene nanites do not react well with Starsi. I killed a pair of fedos and ruined a portabar by trying to use Quafe Zero in the CalGal cocktail. Currently trapped in my Vigil's bunk deck and waiting for station crew to bring the dissolving walls under control. Curiously, the activity of the 'drink' seems to dramatically increase whenever Seekers enter system.

I will try consuming some of it as soon as I can get hooked up to a transneural burning scanner. If my clone survives the experience, I will see if the cocktail retains the boosting effects of Q0, although I admit I hold little hope for its marketability, bonused scan res or not.


In other words, Starsi makes terrible industrial-grade detergent unlike Quafe.

Good to know.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#20 - 2015-11-24 17:54:56 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
It's a chocolate drink from the makers of Quafe. And if it's not available in the State, I really need to stop picking it up by the case in Jita.


Everything is available by the case in Jita.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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