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★ CALLING ALL FORUM ALTS ★

Author
Knob McDouchNozle
Unrequested Fission Surplus
#1 - 2011-12-12 18:23:42 UTC
!ATTENTION FORUM ALTS!

Are you sick and tired of 3l33+ forum warriors casting aspersions on your character for not posting your fiery rhetoric under your main account?

Do you feel your dignity being negatively effected by your alternative toon's membership in a lowly NPC corp?

Well, fret no longer gentle reader, and add some much needed credibility to your anonymous mouthpiece by enlisting with:
Unrequested Fission Surplus (FUGLY).

What we offer:
Arrow Low Tax Rate
ArrowTwo in-game chatrooms, a public channel and an exclusive "corp" channel just for members, featuring voice capability
Arrow A semi-frequent newsletter

What we require:
Arrow Absolutely nothing! ALL applications will be accepted without prejudice. No API required.

While forum alts are the primary focus of our service, we also encourage rascals, degenerates, miscreants, scammers, riffraff, lollygaggers, wimps, perverts, rabble, dregs, flotsam and jetsam, scum, connoisseurs of the lowest common denominator and other base persons to join our network for mutual betterment.

All interested parties should feel free to contact me, your sweet clean CEO Knob, via convo, evemail, or in our public channel: F-UGLY
or
Just apply.
This corporation is nublett and trial friendly.

Fly safe and under the radar friends!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#2 - 2011-12-12 23:02:23 UTC
Well its a good indicator of who to block I guess.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

I likegirls
Reveka.
NullSechnaya Sholupen
#3 - 2011-12-13 01:36:40 UTC
Wow, you already have infamous poster Lady Spank posting in your thread.
Knob McDouchNozle
Unrequested Fission Surplus
#4 - 2011-12-13 02:08:43 UTC
I likegirls wrote:
Wow, you already have infamous poster Lady Spank posting in your thread.


The kind of endorsement that presents indubitable evidence of our creamy goodness, no doubt.

I see you have yet to find a worthy home, I likegirls. Perhaps we can interest you in a position on our team?

Sutskop
LENINGRAD SPB Ru
#5 - 2011-12-13 10:44:43 UTC
Knob McDouchNozle wrote:

What we offer:
Arrow Low Tax Rate
ArrowTwo in-game chatrooms, a public channel and an exclusive "corp" channel just for members, featuring voice capability


What serious forum alt would play the game?
Knob McDouchNozle
Unrequested Fission Surplus
#6 - 2011-12-13 13:47:36 UTC
Sutskop wrote:
Knob McDouchNozle wrote:

What we offer:
Arrow Low Tax Rate
ArrowTwo in-game chatrooms, a public channel and an exclusive "corp" channel just for members, featuring voice capability


What serious forum alt would play the game?


Hehe, wellsir, at the risk of blowing the bit, one might ask what serious CEO would offer such humble incentive if he were truly attempting to draw worthwhile ingame players? Of course, a semi-frequent newsletter is nothing to be sneezed at!

However, this IS a legitimate recruiting thread, albeit an unconventional one intended to appeal to a certain personality type, a certain sense of humour, etc.




At this stage in FUGLY's development, recruitment is being focused on those who have previously exercised their inalienable priviledge of free speech on the boreds but were cautious in not commiting their ingame space adventurer lives to the potential consequences of their opinions. While ingame activity is not discouraged, our forum recruits are simply being asked to enlist and have some lulz... an activity free of consequence as they should well know seeing as how they are already posting anonymously.