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Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-11-10 16:11:17 UTC
Post a personal ad here. Keep it appropriate. I'll start.

I'm a single Sani Sabik woman searching for a Sani Sabik man, woman, or couple. Be cool with coming out to Delve, I host, and giving your blood to the covenant. I enjoy suicide ganking, retro holos, folk music, worshipping Red God, keeping slaves and hounds. Looking for friends but could lead to something more if we click. Mail me. I'm one hundred percent real. No inappropriate pics please.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-11-10 16:35:08 UTC
You do know that OurEve is a thing right?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#3 - 2015-11-10 16:36:08 UTC
This will end well...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-11-10 17:11:54 UTC
Hello. My name is Diana Kim. And I kill enemies of the State.

If you want to die, mail me please.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-11-10 18:11:45 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
You do know that OurEve is a thing right?

I do now.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2015-11-10 19:57:44 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Hello. My name is Diana Kim. And I kill enemies of the State.

If you want to die, mail me please.

Hawt......

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Omega Jovakko
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-11-10 20:24:30 UTC
Hey, I'm Omega Jovakko, I'm awkward and sarcastic, I enjoy holoreels of anything that makes me laugh and I enjoy alcohol and ships that can carry me through the deep black.

"Let them try and come. They've got 3 for every 1 of ours, it'll be a great time"
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#8 - 2015-11-10 23:15:34 UTC
'sup boys.

I am The Banana, but people call me Candi. It's kinda short for my real name, Candice, but please never call me that. Sounds lame and stuff, and I just don't roll like that. I'm an amateur rapper, family diplomat and elite combat pilot. I like singin', dancin', rap battles, workin' out, ganking caps and flying Proteus. I also own a Moros. I live in anoikis and don't get out much, but I can ask Boss if I'm allowed out to hang with friends. When I'm not on the job gettin' dank fragz I'm handmaiden (that's like a personal assistant) to one of the most beautiful women in New Eden, so it ain't no surprise that I'm also good at fixing lady's hair, workin' around the kitchen, makin' great coffee and waxing long legs like they're candles.

No playas please.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-11-11 01:18:18 UTC
I'm Foley Jones

I'm a strong independent immortal that does not need no CONCORD

I like explosions
Things that can explode
Things that create explosions
Food with explosive flavor
Paintings that have a explosion of colors
Having my mind imploded as i delve deeper into the mysteries this universe holds
Questioning if the universe really did come form gigantic explosion..that is still going on as i breath..


its truly fascinating....
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-11-11 01:33:06 UTC
I'm already married.
(Terrible Deteis accent) Mai Waifu is Spaceship.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#11 - 2015-11-12 12:23:19 UTC
YES, I'm an holder AND a capsuleer. NO, you can't have my stuff.

If you want to fly with me:

1. Don't treat me differently than and other egger. Just because I am a member of Amarrian
nobility doesn't mean I'm special, although compliments are nice :>

2. No jokes please! I know you probably don't mean anything by it but when i get nervous I tend purge heretics suddenly. hehe~

3. Do not message me without permission! I know you probably don't get out much, and Lords
might seem like a rarity to you... but I have to many slaves as it is!

Oh and, don't hit on me you silly caldari <3
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-11-12 12:25:55 UTC
Married Sebiestor Capsuleer seeking thrills and fun.

Must come without exit cyno fitted. Must have PL third party our relationship, then have them claim credit for it happening in the first place.

Prefer someone who is used to being dominated by others both mentally and physically. Must not mind fervent prayers and flagellation.

Actually. Mr. Kailethre, are you free this weekend?

Never not badpost.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#13 - 2015-11-12 16:54:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Cambridge Schmidt
I'm happily married, I spend at least an hour on my hair a day, I wear eyeliner with a bit of eyeshadow, and I am definitely better looking than you.

Don't call me.

I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
Mikina Windstar
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2015-11-12 17:14:39 UTC
Well... I'm~~ young. I guess...

Oh! And I'm Gallente! Who wouldn't want a Gallentean GF? ^_^ Means I know how to part, and like nice and pretty and fun things~ \(^_^)/

And I'm nice! I'm working for SoE after all, humanitarian work and stuff...

I guess I'm pretty...

I'm kinda open minded, as long as you don't FORCE me do to things... Or are boring and don't know how to have fun.
Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution
#15 - 2015-11-12 21:02:38 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
I'm happily married, I spend at least an hour on my hair a day, I wear eyeliner with a bit of eyeshadow, and I am definitely better looking than you.

Don't call me.



*fans self*
Jade Blackwind
#16 - 2015-11-12 21:47:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
Fiery and disturbed ball of all things unfun seeks a primary to orbit.

Must not mind: possession by the Elder Gods of Unspeakable Void and other symptoms of unmedicated schizophrenia; monthly meteor showers; being randomly primaried; discovering self as a part of a three- or multi- body system; blood sacrifice; tribalism; cannibalism; Rancer; 90-s era Gallente animation; atrocious taste in music; piracy and murder.

I promise not to burn to death, just lick... with fire.

...Just kidding.
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2015-11-12 23:12:00 UTC
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
I'm happily married, I spend at least an hour on my hair a day, I wear eyeliner with a bit of eyeshadow, and I am definitely better looking than you.

Don't call me.



Oh, I'll call you.

Never not badpost.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#18 - 2015-11-13 03:40:35 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Fiery and disturbed ball of all things unfun seeks a primary to orbit.

Must not mind: possession by the Elder Gods of Unspeakable Void and other symptoms of unmedicated schizophrenia; monthly meteor showers; being randomly primaried; discovering self as a part of a three- or multi- body system; blood sacrifice; tribalism; cannibalism; Rancer; 90-s era Gallente animation; atrocious taste in music; piracy and murder.

I promise not to burn to death, just lick... with fire.

...Just kidding.

If only you were not kidding...
Jade Blackwind
#19 - 2015-11-13 07:45:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Fiery and disturbed ball of all things unfun seeks a primary to orbit.

Must not mind: possession by the Elder Gods of Unspeakable Void and other symptoms of unmedicated schizophrenia; monthly meteor showers; being randomly primaried; discovering self as a part of a three- or multi- body system; blood sacrifice; tribalism; cannibalism; Rancer; 90-s era Gallente animation; atrocious taste in music; piracy and murder.

I promise not to burn to death, just lick... with fire.

...Just kidding.

If only you were not kidding...
Thank Bob, I've yet to reach that level of awesomeness.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-11-15 22:33:16 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Fiery and disturbed ball of all things unfun seeks a primary to orbit.

Must not mind: possession by the Elder Gods of Unspeakable Void and other symptoms of unmedicated schizophrenia; monthly meteor showers; being randomly primaried; discovering self as a part of a three- or multi- body system; blood sacrifice; tribalism; cannibalism; Rancer; 90-s era Gallente animation; atrocious taste in music; piracy and murder.

I promise not to burn to death, just lick... with fire.

...Just kidding.

If only you were not kidding...
Thank Bob, I've yet to reach that level of awesomeness.

One of these day, I hope you lose all control.
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