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Bumper's Union Annual Democratic Election
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Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
Freighter Friends
#1 - 2015-11-10 11:05:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Siegfried Cohenberg
The Annual Bumpers Union Elections are coming up and we need to find out which freighter bumper is going to lead us during the 2015-2016 year.
Last Year I was Unanimously elected as Chairman of the Bumpers Union.
This year shall be the first year in which the election will be opened up to the public.

In this thread everyone is allowed to nominate two people they think are deserving of being chairman of the Bumper's Union
The two nominations can not be used to nominate the same candidate twice.
Alongside the two nominations, Pilots are allowed to include which new policies they will enact or change if elected.

After seven days of nominations I will gather the top five most nominated players and put them onto strawpoll ( Until Nov 17 , 2 AM PST)
Once the strawpoll has been made I will share the link in this thread. Anyone can vote on it and after another 3 days the New Bumper's Union Chairman will be decided (Results will be tallied on Nov 20, 2 AM PST

Responsibilities as Chairman Include:
  • Blessing Newly Built Bumping Machariels
  • Solving Ransoms disputes between Freighter pilots and fellow Bumpers
  • Upholding the X-feanor kill quota
  • Managing the No Bump List® for approved freighter pilots
  • Training new Freighter Bumpers
  • Keeping Globby In Line

In closing I hope that New Eden Picks only the best Bumper to Represent the Bumping Community.
I feel that the Cohenberg Name has done well in the last year and it has been an honor bumping and dumping as Chairman.

I will be nominating myself because I'm King.

Edit: Election Has started
http://strawpoll.me/6028543
Above is the strawpoll to be used.
BAE B BLUE
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-11-10 11:19:53 UTC  |  Edited by: BAE B BLUE
I fully endorse this election and would like to nominate the following bumpers as new chairman for the office period of 2016:

Siegfried Cohenberg aka "King of Bumps and King of Dunks"

A strong candidate, who has shown time and time again that he is king and takes good care of the Bumpers Union.

MalkePigen

For her tireless efforts of bumping my freighter with his Incursus. Also for bringing just the right amount of crazy to the table!

May the best candidate win!
Chengan Chakaid
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-11-10 11:20:10 UTC
I nominate Edwin Niwde.

The way he bumped me was astonishing. I changed my ways because of his bumbs. Watching him bumping me was inspiring, it was like his ship was carried by the solarwinds, performing a soigné ballet with my freighter.
I lack the words to describe the beauty of his bumbs. Bumps are amazing.

He truly enlightened me, I became code compliant and never ever had a problem with him, or his many, many friends again.
Kamaz Tipper
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2015-11-10 11:22:50 UTC
I'm very concerned about ever degradating level of bumper qualifications. Most of the times, when i land my 22 dps, the target already in warp. I'm so done with these wannaBEES that fail to bump at the most crucial moment. How are you going to deal with this problem.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet
Everyone But Me Is A Bot
Assistance Group
#5 - 2015-11-10 11:23:59 UTC
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Franky Jaeger
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2015-11-10 11:32:04 UTC
1. Edwin Niwde
2. Siegfried Cohenberg

Siegfried is good, but Edwin is better. Edwin got a 13b ransom which Siegfried still wasn't able to achieve.
As a matter of fact, he wasn't anywhere near 10b ransom.
Viserion Pavarius
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2015-11-10 11:32:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Viserion Pavarius
I would like to nominate the following bumpers for the new chairman for the office period of 2016:

- Ghrace Jones

I would like to point out that he has a campaign song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#8 - 2015-11-10 12:02:42 UTC
I nominate Siegfried Cohenberg.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2015-11-10 13:02:29 UTC
In the interests of diversity and all that, I nominate the following:

A) Spruillo.


B) Chribba.

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2015-11-10 13:09:43 UTC
I nominate veers belvar for the hilariously ironic nature of the post.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-11-10 13:35:13 UTC
I nominate sprullio and Lucas Kell

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Lament von Gankenheim
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#12 - 2015-11-10 14:09:52 UTC
Since he has so much free time on his hands now, i nominate:

1. loyalanon

and, since there would not be minerbumping without him, i nominate:

2. James 315
Martyr Oira
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-11-10 14:12:09 UTC
I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.

His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous.
lock fire squish
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#14 - 2015-11-10 14:14:20 UTC
Martyr Oira wrote:
I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.

His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous.



As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2015-11-10 14:20:32 UTC
I second the nomination of Veers, as his relentless bumping in the past has brought many a right minded individual to the brink of tears. He's the man for the job.

For my second nomination, that would be Siegfried Cohenberg, as his track record indicates he has much understanding in the how it worksesness of this thingy that people care about.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Samsa Chan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2015-11-10 14:24:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Samsa Chan
lock fire squish wrote:
Martyr Oira wrote:
I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.

His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous.



As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate.


As a member of the Goonswarm Federation I say you are utter **** and can't tell if somebody is able to bump, or is just dicking around, not being able to give a proper warp in.

Therefor I openly question his accountability and demand that he is denied to vote.
Uprightness
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-11-10 14:27:29 UTC
Thanks for the kind words.

I nominate Siegfried Cohenberg.


If i'm voted into the office of chairman the following policies will take effect:

-The Bumpers Union will be renamed to "Siegfriends".
-Only ethical bumping is allowed in high security space.
-AG has to be reminded that they are failing nonstop daily, all the time
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#18 - 2015-11-10 14:28:11 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
In the interests of diversity and all that, I nominate the following:

A) Spruillo.


B) Chribba.

Bear



Chribba once bumped me in the veldnaught. I went reeling 300k in some direction i couldnt even navigate until four hours later.

Chribba gets my vote. Also would love to see him name it the Bumpnaught lol.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-11-10 14:29:07 UTC
Might wanna page CCP CiD to find out exactly what CCPs now mysterious stance on this whole thing is.
Suklaa Hirvi
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-11-10 14:31:19 UTC
Samsa Chan wrote:
lock fire squish wrote:
Martyr Oira wrote:
I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.

His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous.



As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate.


As a member of the Goonswarm Federation I say you are utter **** and can't tell if somebody is able to bump, or is just dicking around, not being able to give a proper warp in.

Therefor I openly question his accountability and demand that he is denied to vote.



As a member of Bat Country I invoke my rights against effort.
We will not fulfill your demands because... meh.
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