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Me Bash Heads, You Get Goo Inside

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#81 - 2015-11-19 13:58:35 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Leto. You should know true elite peeveepee's involves never getting off the undock and making sure you have at least 3 logi bots nearby.

Tsk tsk.

Thought you knew, bro.

Bear


I know. I forget sometimes though. :(

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#82 - 2015-11-19 16:11:39 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Leto. You should know true elite peeveepee's involves never getting off the undock and making sure you have at least 3 logi bots nearby.

Tsk tsk.

Thought you knew, bro.

Bear


I know. I forget sometimes though. :(


There's logi bots? I don't think ccp would endorse that. Do you think 3 is enough?

In actuality my killing spree didn't start until after the suspect timer patch. Before that, I rolled in an absolution with 2 guardians usually. It was a beautiful thing. I'm not saying rr can't be done on hubs, it's just more fun now. I usually rely on links or ecm now.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#83 - 2015-11-20 04:34:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Saeger1737 wrote:
lmmortalist wrote:
So Holey, got a lot of contracts via this advertisement thread already?

He's standing on his street corner yelling like a rapid prostitute, charging way to much for his lack of abilities. Oh you read now get that image out of your head .


***dammit Saeger....thanks a lot. There are things that just can't be unseen..even if it was just a mental image....and didn't he say he did it for free? Blink

I am totally loving this epeen waving contest. Holey..in my experience..the more a guy claims "his is bigger than theirs"...the less they have to actually offer. After all, when someone has the full package to offer...they rarely need to boast about it..others will do it for them. Buuut...whatever..keep on waving that epeen..I am thoroughly enjoying the show. Lol

Just keep in mind...a kb shows only one thing...that you shot at someone who died. It doesn't show skill or ability..nor does it show worth. If you use your kb as a measure of worth..well...I'll just leave that alone and allow you to have your little moment. Roll

I imagine I'm gonna get a wiity, manly reponse..or not. Don't disappoint now sweetheart..wave it for me one more time.. Twisted

HoleySheet1 wrote:


Yes....I have a couple assists goin last I checked. It seems however that the targets are all playing fallout 4, kinda like me. Actually I would say 95 percent accept my offer of assist. So yes, it is going well, thanks.

Free war assists. Don't get ripped off by "mercs".


So do you hunt targets on said assists...or do you just hang around on a hub waiting for targets of opportunity. I'm curious because hanging on a hub isn't much of an "assist". Most mercs know better...it's typically the carebears that are dumb enough to go to a hub during a war..hence why mercs are there to begin with.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#84 - 2015-11-20 05:27:46 UTC
Holy crap...tide. Condense please.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Valkin Mordirc
#85 - 2015-11-20 07:12:17 UTC
Holy apparently has problems processing paragraphs.


Not surprising really.
#DeleteTheWeak
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#86 - 2015-11-20 11:23:00 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Free assist service available.
Why would they accept your assist if you dont undock any more ? Serious ? 3 kill in 5-6 weeks ?

Facts : https://zkillboard.com/character/1722773878/

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#87 - 2015-11-20 14:12:48 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
2 rr and an abso to kill 4k + pods. And links. They are pods holy. They dont fire back, nor can they even target you.


EDIT: i missed the 1300 rookie ships. Now i see why you used links. Pfft King of amarr. Its all pods and rookie ships.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#88 - 2015-11-20 14:39:55 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Free assist service available.
Why would they accept your assist if you dont undock any more ? Serious ? 3 kill in 5-6 weeks ?

Facts : https://zkillboard.com/character/1722773878/


fact he has a monocle adds alot of weight to the convo also.

@JerryTPepridge

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#89 - 2015-11-20 22:40:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Holy crap...tide. Condense please.


Ummm...no. I am left disappointed by the lack of swaggar or a worthy response. I guess I expected so much more...shame on me Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#90 - 2015-11-22 19:07:04 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
2 rr and an abso to kill 4k + pods. And links. They are pods holy. They dont fire back, nor can they even target you.


EDIT: i missed the 1300 rookie ships. Now i see why you used links. Pfft King of amarr. Its all pods and rookie ships.


If you read my post closer you'll see I widely used rr before the retribution patch, not after. I haven't used an absolution since maybe 2012. Most of my kills are after that. I would also like to comment that most of those 4500+ pod kills came with a ship wrapped around them. You see, I don't believe the job complete unless you get the ship and the pod. Look closer at the stats page, and uh...it's emperor of Amarr, not King.

As far as the rookie ships...I can't help it people are too cheap to buy shuttles, they might've got away. (Rookie ships align slower than shuttles shhh!).

War assists available free of charge. 8 years of experience and almost 13000 kills. Ignore the jealous trolls and send me an eve mail today regarding your issue.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#91 - 2015-11-22 19:18:44 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
2 rr and an abso to kill 4k + pods. And links. They are pods holy. They dont fire back, nor can they even target you.


EDIT: i missed the 1300 rookie ships. Now i see why you used links. Pfft King of amarr. Its all pods and rookie ships.


If you read my post closer you'll see I widely used rr before the retribution patch, not after. I haven't used an absolution since maybe 2012. Most of my kills are after that. I would also like to comment that most of those 4500+ pod kills came with a ship wrapped around them. You see, I don't believe the job complete unless you get the ship and the pod. Look closer at the stats page, and uh...it's emperor of Amarr, not King.

As far as the rookie ships...I can't help it people are too cheap to buy shuttles, they might've got away. (Rookie ships align slower than shuttles shhh!).

War assists available free of charge. 8 years of experience and almost 13000 kills. Ignore the jealous trolls and send me an eve mail today regarding your issue.

RollRollLinkRollRoll

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#92 - 2015-11-22 19:32:45 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:


That's a long way from Amarr...

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#93 - 2015-11-22 20:01:14 UTC
I think I explained this before....I was tired and didn't see local spike, c'est la vie eh? It was a nice nestor, so I bought 2 to replace it. Pirate

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#94 - 2015-11-24 09:27:52 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I think I explained this before....I was tired and didn't see local spike, c'est la vie eh? It was a nice nestor, so I bought 2 to replace it. Pirate
You must be tired all the time..... Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#95 - 2015-11-24 12:36:04 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I think I explained this before....I was tired and didn't see local spike, c'est la vie eh? It was a nice nestor, so I bought 2 to replace it. Pirate
You must be tired all the time..... Blink


Thanks for the bump. Work and family life are tiring yes. Didn't you block me? Flip-floppy total bullshitto...

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#96 - 2015-11-24 13:11:15 UTC
I was in need of a good laugh. Could choose between your kill board or forum bull ****. Both are laughable. Big smile

Did you already unsub ?

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#97 - 2015-11-24 19:47:23 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Tora Bushido wrote:
I was in need of a good laugh. Could choose between your kill board or forum bull ****. Both are laughable. Big smile

Did you already unsub ?


You sound mad. Laugh at a killboard that blows yours out of the water? Go back to hiding behind your pawns, your insults are laughable. My forum threads are always awesome, were you lobotomized at one point or have you always been so stupid?

I looked at your killboard. I didn't laugh, I kind of feel sorry for you. Go back to your thread where everyone pats you on the head like a good dog. Have s cookie boy.

I will never unsub so get used to it, termite queen.

Free war assists available, overt or covert.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#98 - 2015-11-24 22:21:49 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:


My forum threads are always awesome



I will actually have to agree with this. Its like one of those car accidents you cant look away from. Morbid, but there it is.

As for your killboard, dude...

Killing thousands of bads, while funny, doesnt make you good. Killing people who know how to fit and fly makes you good. I know, you dont care. Just pointing out the facts.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#99 - 2015-11-25 00:21:00 UTC
Did I call myself a pvper? I've always been under the assumption that I'm an opportunist....the best and original.

It's too bad you don't understand this. I've had a blast the whole time from endocrinating a high sensor strength into viable bs/t3/t2 and then pod killers to maximizing PI profit, etc. Truly amazing I know. I even ganked pods before implants were on killmails and would gauge their worth by the hate mail I received. Since my pod ganker is inactive now, we will wish him to rest in peace. He was rather inspirational for these modern day gankers who finished what I began.

I've had a few losses lately when most of eve "mercs" decced me simultaneously, which is kinda fun tbh. Keep up the um good work guys....yeah. I know it usually takes a half dozen of the "best" to even make an attempt at killing me(with logi) but quit it with the pathetic smacktalk since you only try when im in a gank ship....like my purple machariel.

You've mentioned the train wreck thing a few times thunderdome guy. Original material or gtfo. Thanks for the "facts" as you see them. Move along please.

War assists available upon request or, as my nature forces me...I may just assist everyone on the list again.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#100 - 2015-11-25 00:33:23 UTC
is this the guy that got scammed by lead farmers, lost his corp etc became a laughing stock.

or is that the other guy

@JerryTPepridge