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Short Bus Mercenaries. taking contracts

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Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#1 - 2015-11-09 23:46:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
We are accepting contracts on a small scale.

What we offer:

Highsec Warfare, (wardecs proper)
Wardec Assistance
Focused aggression
Fleet force multiplier
Highsec and lowsec areas of operation
Impede highsec to lowsec supply logistics

Prices vary depending on the service provided, and the entity targeted.
We reserve the right to refuse contracts on parties in lowsec, given the
amount of skulduggery that takes place in lowsec that even we partake in.

Contact Julius Maagnus for inquiries.

Killboard: https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99005235/

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2015-11-09 23:53:28 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#3 - 2015-11-10 00:14:38 UTC
If I were to hire somebody, it would probably be you guys. Heya JooliassLol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#4 - 2015-11-10 09:00:30 UTC
Skilled fun players.....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#5 - 2015-11-11 01:35:31 UTC
Thanks guys. Sending this back to the top.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#6 - 2015-11-13 22:46:04 UTC
Back to the top again. Not enough eyes on it yet.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2015-11-14 02:37:39 UTC
Meh.

So, why should someone hire you over a proven entity such as BAW or Devils?

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Valkin Mordirc
#8 - 2015-11-14 04:02:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkin Mordirc
Leto Thule wrote:
Meh.

So, why should someone hire you over a proven entity such as BAW or Devils?



The Dodixie overlords return! XD

I would assume BAW is expensive, since they are probably the best out there.

Devils of course would be a good question.

Just saw this, And anyone who pops that idiot is good in my books.
#DeleteTheWeak
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2015-11-14 08:59:40 UTC
Dat bling.

Dat loot fairy.

Damn you, loot fairy!!!

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-11-14 10:31:17 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Meh.

So, why should someone hire you over a proven entity such as BAW or Devils?



The Dodixie overlords return! XD

I would assume BAW is expensive, since they are probably the best out there.

Devils of course would be a good question.

Just saw this, And anyone who pops that idiot is good in my books.


I ended up joining in a war against him and then the people I decided to help bailed out on me. Never did run into him though...
Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#11 - 2015-11-14 14:45:22 UTC
Okay. We don't put ourselves on BAW's level. So if you want to hire BAW or Devils.... Go for it.
Im simply offering a cost effective service.

Unfortunately, I dont believe we are going to be back in Dodixie for a while as we have other things going on at the moment that prevents us from moving back in, though some of us may be seen there from time to time.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#12 - 2015-11-14 22:11:36 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Okay. We don't put ourselves on BAW's level. So if you want to hire BAW or Devils.... Go for it.
Im simply offering a cost effective service.

Unfortunately, I dont believe we are going to be back in Dodixie for a while as we have other things going on at the moment that prevents us from moving back in, though some of us may be seen there from time to time.



if you like doing things in half measures

these are your guys.

@JerryTPepridge

Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#13 - 2015-11-15 05:27:52 UTC
You say half measures, but to be fair, we dont have the intel base that BAW has, we cant field the numbers BAW can, and we dont have the logistics that BAW has, so for us to even pretend to be on their level is ludicrous. We are however decent at what we do. Perhaps not the best, but we get **** done.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-11-15 17:32:45 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
You say half measures, but to be fair, we dont have the intel base that BAW has, we cant field the numbers BAW can, and we dont have the logistics that BAW has, so for us to even pretend to be on their level is ludicrous. We are however decent at what we do. Perhaps not the best, but we get **** done.


That seems like a bunch of excuses to me. Reasons its OK to fail don't do much to sell your service here, especially when so many other "bargin bin" merc services are already out there.

This combined with the "loldunknullbois" trash in the other threads earns you a -1.

I do not endorse this product or service.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#15 - 2015-11-16 20:06:58 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
You say half measures, but to be fair, we dont have the intel base that BAW has, we cant field the numbers BAW can, and we dont have the logistics that BAW has, so for us to even pretend to be on their level is ludicrous. We are however decent at what we do. Perhaps not the best, but we get **** done.


That seems like a bunch of excuses to me. Reasons its OK to fail don't do much to sell your service here, especially when so many other "bargin bin" merc services are already out there.

This combined with the "loldunknullbois" trash in the other threads earns you a -1.

I do not endorse this product or service.



Im not making excuses for anything. Not one time have I stated we werent capable, our stats indicate that we are. I tell you what. I will add you as a contact okay? Whenever I need a nobody to vouch for me, or endorse me, I will hit you up. M'kay?


In other news, were still taking contracts, and still killing ****.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-11-16 20:14:41 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
You say half measures, but to be fair, we dont have the intel base that BAW has, we cant field the numbers BAW can, and we dont have the logistics that BAW has, so for us to even pretend to be on their level is ludicrous. We are however decent at what we do. Perhaps not the best, but we get **** done.


That seems like a bunch of excuses to me. Reasons its OK to fail don't do much to sell your service here, especially when so many other "bargin bin" merc services are already out there.

This combined with the "loldunknullbois" trash in the other threads earns you a -1.

I do not endorse this product or service.



Im not making excuses for anything. Not one time have I stated we werent capable, our stats indicate that we are. I tell you what. I will add you as a contact okay? Whenever I need a nobody to vouch for me, or endorse me, I will hit you up. M'kay?


In other news, were still taking contracts, and still killing ****.



Im gonna go ahead and point out that many more people know me than know you. So if there is a "nobody" here, its you. Go camp the dodixie undock scrub. Oh, wait, I forgot you also like to ride the coat tails of a triage gatecamping lowsec group. Skills. You aren't **** and nobody with any intellect will hire you to do anything.

Wanna chest beat? I'm open to a 1v1 any time you are in the mood mate.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#17 - 2015-11-16 20:19:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Leto Thule wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Julius Maagnus wrote:
You say half measures, but to be fair, we dont have the intel base that BAW has, we cant field the numbers BAW can, and we dont have the logistics that BAW has, so for us to even pretend to be on their level is ludicrous. We are however decent at what we do. Perhaps not the best, but we get **** done.


That seems like a bunch of excuses to me. Reasons its OK to fail don't do much to sell your service here, especially when so many other "bargin bin" merc services are already out there.

This combined with the "loldunknullbois" trash in the other threads earns you a -1.

I do not endorse this product or service.



Im not making excuses for anything. Not one time have I stated we werent capable, our stats indicate that we are. I tell you what. I will add you as a contact okay? Whenever I need a nobody to vouch for me, or endorse me, I will hit you up. M'kay?


In other news, were still taking contracts, and still killing ****.



Im gonna go ahead and point out that many more people know me than know you. So if there is a "nobody" here, its you. Go camp the dodixie undock scrub. Oh, wait, I forgot you also like to ride the coat tails of a triage gatecamping lowsec group. Skills. You aren't **** and nobody with any intellect will hire you to do anything.

Wanna chest beat? I'm open to a 1v1 any time you are in the mood mate.



Sure maybe more people know you than me.... and maybe not. I honesty dont care. Im gonna take a leap here and guess you are an alt of some disgruntled party whom I have touched recently, and I can tell you have been watching my speeches in some systems local chat as you are using my words. I will 1v1 you any day. You can usually find me in Dodixie or Hek. Dont be afraid to hit me up. I wouldnt mind adding you to my killboard. Please keep pretending to know me.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-11-16 20:29:22 UTC
I don't know you, and I'm no alt. Quite funny actually seeing as how I'm a staunch supporter of posting only with mains.

Anyhow, the point stands that you are a shitpoasting nobody in a bigger pond than you realize. But, good luck with your endeavors. I get back from this hellhole known as Disney world on Thursday and then I'll come knocking to see if your walk lives up to your talk.

Till then make sure you stay in "hek or dodixie" hub camper.

Bad.

Ass.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Julius Maagnus
Mission Ready Mining
Fly Fearless
#19 - 2015-11-16 20:38:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
[ 2015.11.16 05:01:31 ] Cephalosa Galactica > oh julius almost forgot...im going on vacation to disneyworld mang....shame you spent isk on a cold wardec :)

What an interesting coincidence. Keep talking with your alts. Stop shitting up my advertisement thread.

P.S. Thanks for keeping this advert at the top. Much love for the senseless bumping.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-11-16 20:41:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Julius Maagnus wrote:
[ 2015.11.16 05:01:31 ] Cephalosa Galactica > oh julius almost forgot...im going on vacation to disneyworld mang....shame you spent isk on a cold wardec :)

What an interesting coincidence. Keep talking with your alts. Stop shitting up my advertisement thread.


Sigh. Leto is my main, my only alt is Arcturus draxxon, (apart from cyno alts) and you can do some rudimentary killboard research and corp history comparisons to validate that. I don't talk on alts, ever, and pretty much anyone here can vouch for that. Also I don't highsec, so a wardec would be meaningless to me.

But it is a funny coincidence I'll have to admit.

Edit: keep it going however, it just makes a sham of any type of Intel gathering ability you had. Even the guys who +1 you in this thread know me and my alts. You suck at this.

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