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Curse of the Takmahl Statues !
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morion
Lighting Build
#41 - 2015-11-11 04:21:00 UTC
with that said building a top heavy thing in a zero G environment happens all the time.
a Naglfar would make a terrible monument in gravity.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#42 - 2015-11-11 04:25:23 UTC
morion wrote:
With hydrolic orange presses splitting one mechanically,
is no diffrent to the extinct coconut.
it's a shame if a Minmatar technology was used nontraditional with ill intent.
myself beeing very superstitious. Spirits could very well have cursed the statues
it's all very fascinating.

Excuse me, ma'am, if it would sound a bit offensive, but don't you think that the letter 'i' in your name is unnecessary?..

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
morion
Lighting Build
#43 - 2015-11-11 05:01:07 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
morion Lighting Build
Diana Kim State Protectorate

oio ii ui 4x 'i'
iaa i ae oeoae 2x 'i'
i'm ok with the 2x1 ratio of 'i' between us
both have 2x 'o'
but you have 4x 'a' 3x 'e' and myself none
granted 1x 'u'
was this monument built from vowels?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#44 - 2015-11-11 05:55:41 UTC
Do you want for my head to explode?..

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Omega Jovakko
Doomheim
#45 - 2015-11-11 05:57:23 UTC
wait, was mine not supposed to?

"Let them try and come. They've got 3 for every 1 of ours, it'll be a great time"
morion
Lighting Build
#46 - 2015-11-11 06:14:27 UTC
kim and morion Takmahl Statue

6x 'i' 4x 'o' 4x 'a' 3x 'e' 1x 'u'

....B - cap stone
...eee
..aaaa
.oouoo
iiiiii
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#47 - 2015-11-11 06:28:15 UTC
Nanite paste head has a thing for vowels, I think.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Omega Jovakko
Doomheim
#48 - 2015-11-11 06:50:50 UTC
morion wrote:
kim and morion Takmahl Statue

6x 'i' 4x 'o' 4x 'a' 3x 'e' 1x 'u'

....B - cap stone
...eee
..aaaa
.oouoo
iiiiii


I don't understand what's going on, but i'm strangely entertained.

"Let them try and come. They've got 3 for every 1 of ours, it'll be a great time"
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#49 - 2015-11-11 12:12:32 UTC
Yesterday, I sought the assistance of scientists in the Summit channels regarding the weaponization and leathality testing of Takmahl statues, but I was met only with derision. O how foolish are the Empyreans, O how vile are the Empyreans!

For the moment, the seven Takmahl Holy Statues, each 5 m^3 in size, have been arranged in and around the slave colony within my hanger. The slaves do not know much about these statues, only that they will soon mean horrific back-breaking labor and death. Because everything in my hanger eventually means horrific back-breaking labor and death for slaves. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#50 - 2015-11-11 12:20:00 UTC
Meanwhile: Bwahahahahahahaha?
morion
Lighting Build
#51 - 2015-11-11 13:07:07 UTC
when these 5 m^3 Takmahl Holy Statues are unveiled
Nauplius please include a Banana for scale.
morion
Lighting Build
#52 - 2015-11-11 13:45:58 UTC
Nauplius i want to thank you so much
on behalf of the Tribes your statue collecting hobbie
is so much moor promising than the outlawed
forced Minmatar slave breast milking.
never forget...
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#53 - 2015-11-12 12:31:20 UTC
There are no longer any Takmahl Holy Statues available on the markets. I can only hope they were sold to those who would weaponize them against the Minmatar, not those wayward and liberal elements who would attempt to destroy them as heretical.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#54 - 2015-11-12 12:59:58 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
There are no longer any Takmahl Holy Statues available on the markets. I can only hope they were sold to those who would weaponize them against the Minmatar, not those wayward and liberal elements who would attempt to destroy them as heretical.

Or the other option. They could have been bought by people that actually use them for the purpose of being a statue. As decoration.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#55 - 2015-11-14 11:25:47 UTC
As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.


I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.

But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#56 - 2015-11-14 13:45:50 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.


I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.

But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.


Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people?
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#57 - 2015-11-14 14:41:33 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.


I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.

But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.


Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people?

That sounds like a loaded question.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#58 - 2015-11-14 16:37:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
As the clusters leading Takmahl archaeologist, if not the greatest Takmahl archaeologist, I am somewhat disappointed to see that Gutter Press did not seek my opinion regarding this idea of a... curse... of the Takmahl statues.


I, personally, have not observed any suspicious or malign activity of the statues that I own, or have observed in person.

But then again, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeotheologist, so perhaps the statues, should indeed they be animated by divine means, recognise me as Righteous, and thusly do not misbehave in my presence.


Do you believe it possible to weaponize Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people? As a scientist, how would you proceed in weaponizing Takmahl statues against the Minmatar people?

That sounds like a loaded question.


Spirits help us: the Blood Raiders have weaponized the miserable pun. Soon we'll see Raider boarding parties with wordplay-based flashbangs and suppression weaponry. Comms jammers will broadcast execrable turns of phrase directly into intel channels, then they'll strike while we're helpless with pain.

Truly death will be a mercy.








(Please steal this idea, Nauplius, oh please oh please oh please....)
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#59 - 2015-11-19 15:28:03 UTC
Some new ideas for dread Blood Readers (because of all these word weaponization) weapons:
using strawberry jam throwers instead ECM modules;
and using giant vacuum cleaners to suck cap instead of energy neutralizers.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#60 - 2015-11-19 16:08:58 UTC
You have a thing for flying other races ships, why don't you give it a try and tell us how it works out...