Out of Pod Experience

You can totes deliver 'em in person.

We just won't tell me sista you came.

Totally. Already moving them. Contract for Shelby will be up in an hour or so.

Oh, a bit of a nice read in the morning. :)

Timezone o7

I think I will sink in some low sec region for a while...

You too

Day 2 of space retirement, bored out of my mind. And I still need to complete the "join a corporation" opportunity to get that dank 150k ISK promised.

Sometimes you need to get your truck towed.

Good afternoon (my tz) space friends and LAGLeers!

I am now in deep trouble with my cousin for getting him labeled as a "playboy heart breaker", one day I will learn to keep my mouth shut, but alas that day is not today. Hopefully he'll soon remember blood is thicker then water.

So don't be afraid to warp to the dance floor with him because of anything I said, he is young and single, while I am old and married, so perhaps I just don't relate to how the dating scene operates these days.

I know he is honest to a fault, so purposely breaking hearts would not ever be his intention.

Understood!

Though if you think I'm the type of woman to warp to a dance floor (or even dance at all) with a gentleman then you might not know me too well, sir. For me it's more like a man should warp to me, on his knees, pledging his lifelong allegiance to my family name and the women within it, acknowledging our culture as Ashur Daishu Kai, accepting his status within as a lesser creature beneath the women who share my family bloodline, while also offering himself fully and unconditionally in both mind, body, heart and soul to attend me and my needs alongside my family's interests.

While tall, strong and sexually virile he should be submissive in nature (at least outside the bedroom), humble in attitude and constantly clinging to my ankle like a devoted and besotted subject might to his Empress. He will listen to me, he will not argue nor ever disagree. He will honor me and my siblings as and when required, and not hesitate laying his life down for us and our interests should he find himself called to do so. He will accept our traditions and culture, tactfully indulging his primal urges within the family when permitted, but never beyond. He will be steadfast in his loyalty, never casting a glance or flirtatious word toward any other females beyond the family. He will relish opportunities, both public and private to demonstrate his unfaltering loyalty.

Failure to adhere to our traditions, or worse - outright dishonoring any member of our family - generally leads to death not only for the man himself but for his family, friends, colleagues and anyone else who gets in the way.

Privilege and unapologetic sexism is the way of our people, Mr Ronin. My family comes from the island of Daishu on Ashur, and today in space we still follow the matriarchal traditions that have guided my people for generations. So you see as current Matron of the Dusette family one does not 'date' me, they submit and surrender their entire being to me.

Utterly.

If this sounds like your cousin then by all means pass on Candi LeMew's holo-comm number to him. After numerous heart breaks I've decided to take a zero-tolerance approach to non-compliant suitors and sub-par romeos. Candi's always been good at dealing with trash so she was appointed family diplomat and all prospective suitors of myself must be screened by her first to ensure quality and prevent agony.

Good.