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On the First Day Of Christmas, CCP Gave To P.L. ...

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Zowie Powers
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-12-11 15:22:53 UTC
An Oracle BPC.

If Eve General Discussion can finish the song, in order, I'll believe CCP's Truth And Honesty division again.

ATX: The best of the rest.

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#2 - 2011-12-11 15:37:33 UTC
On the second day of christmas, CCP gave to me

Two T2 BPOs from thier loot caravan

and an oracle BPC.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Jenshae Chiroptera
#3 - 2011-12-11 15:51:46 UTC
I thought the wrecks were vaporised?

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Pallidum Treponema
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#4 - 2011-12-11 15:57:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Pallidum Treponema
On the third day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPOs

and an oracle BPC


Edit: Actually, the Oracle blueprint was also an original, but I'll keep the lyrics that the OP established intact.
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#5 - 2011-12-11 17:15:54 UTC
On the fourth day of christams, CCP gave to me.

****.

But I did not whine, cause I stayed docked at Jita 4-4.

Nyan

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#6 - 2011-12-11 17:24:01 UTC
On the last day of christmas CCP STOPPED DOING LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF WHINY MORONS THAT CRY ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT IS TO DROP SOME MODULES AND FACTION AMMO ZOMG MY ENTITLEMENT JEALOUSY IS TINGLING HOW DARE U.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#7 - 2011-12-11 17:32:02 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
On the last day of christmas CCP STOPPED DOING LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF WHINY MORONS THAT CRY ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT IS TO DROP SOME MODULES AND FACTION AMMO ZOMG MY ENTITLEMENT JEALOUSY IS TINGLING HOW DARE U.


/thread
Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-12-11 17:35:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Opertone
On the fifth day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPOs

and an oracle BPC

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#9 - 2011-12-11 17:37:59 UTC
Holiday tears are especially delicious

the slight aroma of spices, basement must, Cheetos's, Christmas colored M&Ms and monster energy drink

Wowwww! what can I say about this elixir?

try it on steaks! cleans nylons! small craft warnings!
it’s made for the home! the office! on fruits!

Send it overseas to Iceland, and put it on you surfboard so you won't slip off.
Try it on your Jimmy Boy, and on the red balloons,
you can blow up all balloons with it. Put it on your . . . heh . . . on . . . on your pizzas.
Put it on your shoes, tie your bike with it, and fill up your tires with it.

Use it to clean your swimming pool, sell it to your mother and tell her it's a Rit tie-dye kit, you won't even believe what'll happen when you starch your shirt with it, ironing goes easier and your car windows never looked better in your whole life. Ladies and gentlemen, you can inhale it, and it makes your voice three keys higher, and you can't even stand what happens when you put it on your hair, as hair tonic.

Soak your shirts in it, soak your teeth in it. Let it play the piano. Follow it around the block. Wear it instead of jeans. Bathe your puppies with it. Feed it to your ducks. Use it instead of chlorine in your swimming pool. Breathe it. Love it.
xynix
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-11 17:46:49 UTC

On the sixth day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

six frozen corpses

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPOs

and an oracle BPC
CCP Lemur
#11 - 2011-12-11 18:28:44 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Lemur
On the seventh day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

seven loss mails

six frozen corpses

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPCs

and an oracle BPC

QA Guy | Special Ops Picture up to your IMGination.

Salpun
Global Telstar Federation Offices
Masters of Flying Objects
#12 - 2011-12-11 18:37:15 UTC
On the Eighth day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

eight days of hauling

seven loss mails

six frozen corpses

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPCs

and an oracle BPC

If i dont know something about EVE. I check https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/ISK_The_Guide

See you around the universe.

Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-12-11 18:37:25 UTC
On the eighth day of christmas, CCP gave to me.

eight 55 gallon drums of high sec care bear tears who are to afraid to leave the safety of their level 4 missions

seven loss mails

six frozen corpses

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPCs

and an oracle BPC
Salpun
Global Telstar Federation Offices
Masters of Flying Objects
#14 - 2011-12-11 18:40:26 UTC
and now we need a vote P which one gets usedTwisted

If i dont know something about EVE. I check https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/ISK_The_Guide

See you around the universe.

RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#15 - 2011-12-11 18:55:36 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
On the last day of christmas CCP STOPPED DOING LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF WHINY MORONS THAT CRY ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT IS TO DROP SOME MODULES AND FACTION AMMO ZOMG MY ENTITLEMENT JEALOUSY IS TINGLING HOW DARE U.


I groan because I'm never in the right place at the right time. Then I remember that I'm being shot at, and go back to shooting primaries like a good little cog.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#16 - 2011-12-11 18:59:56 UTC
on the ninth day of christmas, CCP gave to me

nine nerfed Nidhoggurs

eight 55 gallon drums of high sec care bear tears who are to afraid to leave the safety of their level 4 missions

seven verified loss mails

six frozen corpses

Five tracks of music

**** (four fokin stars)

Three years in PLEXes

Two T2 BPCs

and an oracle BPC
Zowie Powers
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-12-11 19:08:36 UTC
Fell over at day 8. Lots of tears too. Spank tears, great tears.

ATX: The best of the rest.

Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#18 - 2011-12-11 19:11:26 UTC
Zowie Powers wrote:
Fell over at day 8. Lots of tears too. Spank tears, great tears.


Spank is right tough.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#19 - 2011-12-11 19:15:38 UTC
Zowie Powers wrote:
Fell over at day 8. Lots of tears too. Spank tears, great tears.

Those aren't tears you dimwit. How dare I care about a really cool aspect of the game making a much missed return. You are a scrub 2011 so you wouldn't know the significance.

You can enjoy your wardec, better watch your back (in game).

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#20 - 2011-12-11 19:16:48 UTC
I predict:

A CCP fleet will eventually end up in high sec, and the wrecks won't get bombed, and it will be a loot fest.

... and tears will flow like a mighty river from nullsec.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

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