My EVE

For the enjoyment of campers and their victims alike...meant to be sung to "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Disney's Mulan:

Let's get down to business
To pad our killboards!
Did they send me pirates
When I asked for whores?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met,
But you can bet before we're through,
Somehow I'll make a camp out of you.

Manly as a Thorax,
But a puss within,
Fearless button pusher,
Press F1 to win!
You tried small gang, you died too much,
And your killlmails are so few.
Somehow I'll make a camp out of you.

I'm never gonna lose a ship;
Say goodbye to real PvP.
Wait a minute, there's a 'nado warping in.
Scary NPC's got me runnin' reps;
Hope he doesn't alpha through me!
Now I really wish that I had trimark rigs!

[CHORUS]
STATION CAMP!
We must be swift as a warp core stabber,
STATION CAMP!
With all the force of a bait Typhoon,
STATION CAMP!
With all the strength of a raging carebear;
Mysterious as an insta-warp to noooooooobs!!!

Time is racing toward us
'Til a fleet arrives.
Lose that aggro timer,
And you might survive!
You're unsuited for the rage of war,
So dock up, log off, you're through!
How could I make a camp out of yoooouuuuuu???

[CHORUS]
STATION CAMP!
We must be swift as a warp core stabber,
STATION CAMP!
With all the force of a bait Typhoon,
STATION CAMP!
With all the strength of a raging carebear;
Mysterious as an insta-warp to noooooooobs!!!

If you mean making a song/video, I'm afraid I don't have the expertise or software to do a quality job. If anyone else wants to take it and run with it, feel free :)