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*BREAKING* Two hearts beat as one
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-10-16 15:26:25 UTC
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-10-16 15:35:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyanka Funk
Better than The Scope in every way.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3 - 2015-10-16 18:52:02 UTC
First. What does that weird pictogram in the circle with word 'LIVE' mean? Some sort of a TEST-like icon with a lizard? Well, it looks like a black lizard on the left, tilting head backwards and to its left and raising its black huge paw in bottom right side of the picture. And that paw is somewhat crashed as I can't count its fingers. And that white part is completely crashed and irregular. And what does that small black thing in the centre mean? That this lizard lost a teeth?... Very weird pictorgam.

Second. Don't you think there are too many "breaking" things. One is breaking, other is breaking... but the Federation wasn't breaked yet. Go change it, boys!

Third. Nom nom nom?
Really?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-10-16 18:54:01 UTC
What?

No really, what?

Would you like to know more?
Wendrika Hydreiga
#5 - 2015-10-16 18:57:55 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
What?

No really, what?


Oh wow! I'm a big fan of yours Mister Harkonnen! I love your articles!

But what are you doing on IGS, I wonder...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-10-16 19:00:23 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
What?

No really, what?

Exactly.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-10-16 19:08:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
House Black Legion has suffered irreperable harm, due to its house master Elo the knight putting DOTA bro's before alliance CEO's. This was looked down upon by the landsdraad and widely regarded as a bad move.

In response, the legionares who swore an oath to wear the black and protect the south from the northern hordes (because winter is coming or some s###..) have broken their oaths of fealty and joined with house Pandemic..Legion.

While this reporter does not speak for the legion Pandemic, this raises the posibility that with its now increased strength of stalwart fighters (and dank memes), house PL will dominate the landsdraad..er...IGS..in the upcoming trials.

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Wendrika Hydreiga
#8 - 2015-10-16 21:01:37 UTC
I get what you're saying Mister Harkonnen, but it just doesn't sound right!

For starters, CONCORD banned all dank memes in IGS. It's always Winter in space. Pandemic Legion isn't an house silly, it's an alliance! And what the heck is a DOTA? Sounds a lot like HOTS to me!
Arrendis
TK Corp
#9 - 2015-10-16 22:39:46 UTC
But will he ever learn that the 'e' in 'Carpe' isn't silent?
A Good Poster
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-10-16 23:16:20 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
But will he ever learn that the 'e' in 'Carpe' isn't silent?


You misunderstand the role they play in their alliance. It's more like this:

Quote:
Honey, make sure you're home on time. I'm cooking again, and it's Fish Night.
Tony-Vagabond Carter
Chrysos Aigis
#11 - 2015-10-17 16:36:45 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
First. What does that weird pictogram in the circle with word 'LIVE' mean? Some sort of a TEST-like icon with a lizard? Well, it looks like a black lizard on the left, tilting head backwards and to its left and raising its black huge paw in bottom right side of the picture. And that paw is somewhat crashed as I can't count its fingers. And that white part is completely crashed and irregular. And what does that small black thing in the centre mean? That this lizard lost a teeth?... Very weird pictorgam.


Really?



It appears to be a procedural generated hypothetical "temperate" World... perhaps representative of the "world" of New Eden?

I personally welcome new News and media outlets.. Let's face it Gutter press and The Scope are tiresome things.

If I refuse to sell you a pie, for the sake of my beliefs or yours.. who really loses out here? Me. I will have lost a sale and possibly future sales, and you will just go to another pie-maker!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-10-17 21:08:47 UTC
It doesn't look like a "world". It looks like a lizard.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Tony-Vagabond Carter
Chrysos Aigis
#13 - 2015-10-17 22:38:13 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
It doesn't look like a "world". It looks like a lizard.


imagine it as a projection from a tri-d screen that has lost it's Z axis

If I refuse to sell you a pie, for the sake of my beliefs or yours.. who really loses out here? Me. I will have lost a sale and possibly future sales, and you will just go to another pie-maker!
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#14 - 2015-10-17 22:41:37 UTC
Tony-Vagabond Carter wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
It doesn't look like a "world". It looks like a lizard.


imagine it as a projection from a tri-d screen that has lost it's Z axis


For the love of all that is Holy don't. Just don't.

You are one or two steps away at most from talking about π.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-10-18 01:48:54 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
Tony-Vagabond Carter wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
It doesn't look like a "world". It looks like a lizard.


imagine it as a projection from a tri-d screen that has lost it's Z axis


For the love of all that is Holy don't. Just don't.

You are one or two steps away at most from talking about π.

Diana Kim throwing π in everyone's face like some sort of acrobat.
A Good Poster
Doomheim
#16 - 2015-10-18 12:08:48 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
It doesn't look like a "world". It looks like a lizard.

Seriously, are you free Tuesday?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-10-18 12:36:31 UTC
Do I look like a clueless chaos adept minmatar or gallentean to you?!
My life belongs to the State.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#18 - 2015-10-18 13:59:27 UTC
What is that thing on his neck supposed to be?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-10-19 09:56:51 UTC
Neph wrote:
What is that thing on his neck supposed to be?


It's called a necktie. White-collared workers used to wear them, until someone, according to anecdotes, questioned the purpose of this article of clothing and pointed out that it looked like a leash. This in turn sparked a tide of heavy inquiry by fellow white-collared workers that persisted for another millennia before eventually, the authorities concluded that neckties are stupid and a waste of resources and phased it out of standard white-collared workplace regulations.

There are rumours of silenced revolutions and secret wars over the right to not bear neckties, but that's probably nonsense.

The whole set up of the newsroom is really archaic. Down to the use of a temperate planet the network is broadcasting from being used as a logo and the newscaster being visible, wearing a plastic smile and...a necktie.




A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#20 - 2015-10-19 10:08:53 UTC
The only thing I know about neckties, is that dinosaurs use them.

I don't even know what a dinosaur is!
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