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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2015-10-15 13:50:31 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Arkoth 24 wrote:

You'll be happy to see Mr. Borkstar on your examination table, do ya?


Wouldn't be the first time either! I've done several experiments on him!

He originally asked me first to splice his genes with those of a Jove, but I refused on the grounds that he wouldn't let me make him pretty! Those wrinkles of his are awful! He didn't want to be turned into a killer cyborg either, that fool.

Heck! I was the one who developed the gene splicing technique first! He must have stole my notes to do it on himself! The bastard!


I don't want to stand anywhere near you in the flesh.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#22 - 2015-10-15 13:58:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Elmund Egivand wrote:
I don't want to stand anywhere near you in the flesh.


What?! Why? I am super friendly! And I know science! Yes! If you need any science done, I'm the go to gal to ask!

Unlike certain people I know, I don't eat people. Or drink them. Or turn them to zombies.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-10-15 15:31:44 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
I don't want to stand anywhere near you in the flesh.


What?! Why? I am super friendly! And I know science! Yes! If you need any science done, I'm the go to gal to ask!

Unlike certain people I know, I don't eat people. Or drink them. Or turn them to zombies.


But you will probably nip-tuck me and turn me into a killer cyborg the moment I nod off.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#24 - 2015-10-15 15:33:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Elmund Egivand wrote:
But you will probably nip-tuck me and turn me into a killer cyborg the moment I nod off.


What an horrible thing to say about me... I'll have you know I don't do science whenever I feel like!

I ask people to sign permission slips first, thank you very much.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2015-10-15 15:40:00 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
But you will probably nip-tuck me and turn me into a killer cyborg the moment I nod off.


What an horrible thing to say about me... I'll have you know I don't do science whenever I feel like!

I ask people to sign permission slips first, thank you very much.


Then I won't sign the permission slip.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#26 - 2015-10-15 16:07:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Then I won't sign the permission slip.


Wait, what? I'm flabbergasted! You're the one saying I'm going to do mean science stuff to you! Just for standing next to me! And without permission! Why are you so mean...

Obviously I won't do anything unless you ask me to! Or someone else asks me to, I'm not picky. Just be sure you don't make any enemies, have them capture you and bring you to me to experiment on, okay? Okay!

Mister Thal asked me to cure Mister Borkstar once. It was a success! I fused his mind with that of a pious Amarr priest, and once the procedure was done, he prayed for three days straight! He went straight to mad after a while...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-10-15 16:31:18 UTC
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#28 - 2015-10-15 16:41:24 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?


If you can capture him and bring him to my lab, Miss Kim, the sky is the limit. Free of charge!

I never actually charge people for my services. Not with ISK at least... Maybe ace pilot lessons? Militia training?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2015-10-15 16:46:56 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?


Why, I see I have successfully hurt your feelings.

Which is actually really easy, Ms. Heart-of-Glass.

P/s: My Breacher is five times the woman than you are.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#30 - 2015-10-15 17:21:36 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?


If you can capture him and bring him to my lab, Miss Kim, the sky is the limit. Free of charge!

I never actually charge people for my services. Not with ISK at least... Maybe ace pilot lessons? Militia training?

Unfortunately the target is too scaredy coward for me to capture him easily. Could you make some sort of a bait for him actually to jump on it and eat it?
Probably something related to gallentes, since he is their pet lapdog now. Or something savage, like a minmatar totem of sorts? Who know what are these tribals attracted to.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#31 - 2015-10-15 17:53:16 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?


If you can capture him and bring him to my lab, Miss Kim, the sky is the limit. Free of charge!

I never actually charge people for my services. Not with ISK at least... Maybe ace pilot lessons? Militia training?

Unfortunately the target is too scaredy coward for me to capture him easily. Could you make some sort of a bait for him actually to jump on it and eat it?
Probably something related to gallentes, since he is their pet lapdog now. Or something savage, like a minmatar totem of sorts? Who know what are these tribals attracted to.

You really are an idiot, you know that right? With the way you underestimate us, I'm actually surprised that your combat record is as good as it is. I'm going to go with dumb luck and KM whoring.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2015-10-15 18:36:32 UTC
Nevyn Auscent wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:

Considering it was yesterday - and that it was, to be specific, Viriel - not Frenjo - being seen, I don't think so.

If there is someone with the registration of Viriel, they are not the same person. Concord representatives confirmed that they and Frenjo were different people, and the two have been happily living alongside each other for nearly a month also.


Information concerning the location was requested, and an answer was provided. What you do with the provided information and whether or not you consider it valid, is up to you.

However, the sequence of events surrounding the creation of "Viriel" and disappearance of Borkstar indicates a high probability that the two are, in fact, the same person.

Now, I see Kim is doing her best to turn the thread into a slapfight as per her usual behavioral patterns - shall we consider the matter resolved and request a thread-lock to take away her soapbox?

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2015-10-15 18:41:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Ma'am? Can I request you to do something with Egivand for me?


If you can capture him and bring him to my lab, Miss Kim, the sky is the limit. Free of charge!

I never actually charge people for my services. Not with ISK at least... Maybe ace pilot lessons? Militia training?

Unfortunately the target is too scaredy coward for me to capture him easily. Could you make some sort of a bait for him actually to jump on it and eat it?
Probably something related to gallentes, since he is their pet lapdog now. Or something savage, like a minmatar totem of sorts? Who know what are these tribals attracted to.


Well, why don't you undock in a Hookbill?

It's pretty damn easy to get me to engage. Show up in a Frigate that I decide I can take with perhaps a 50% chance of winning in a system far enough away from major staging grounds and I will gladly show up and launch rockets at you.

You can check my combat records as evidence, though admittedly I haven't been active for a really long time and I am in the process of getting the rust out of my system.

But of course, since you are TERRIFIED of anything that contradicts you and ruins your self-esteem I suspect you rather poke your eyes out than searching the killboard to look for my data.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#34 - 2015-10-15 18:50:40 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
You really are an idiot, you know that right? With the way you underestimate us, I'm actually surprised that your combat record is as good as it is. I'm going to go with dumb luck and KM whoring.


You should totally challenge Miss Kim to a duel! Show her place in the food chain and end her luck streak!

That or be completey trounced around like a little girl, either works!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#35 - 2015-10-15 18:54:03 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:

You really are an idiot, you know that right?

Oh, I see, another gallentean bootlicker.
I hope you enjoy licking dirt from their soles, looking how you lie about Caldari Officers.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2015-10-15 18:57:13 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:

You really are an idiot, you know that right?

Oh, I see, another gallentean bootlicker.
I hope you enjoy licking dirt from their soles, looking how you lie about Caldari Officers.


I just stated exactly how you can get me to engage. Why don't YOU come out in a Hookbill and have at me?

Unless you suck at Hookbills, which is one of the powerhouse Caldari T1 Frigates I consider a rival to my Breacher.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#37 - 2015-10-15 19:15:36 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:

You really are an idiot, you know that right?

Oh, I see, another gallentean bootlicker.
I hope you enjoy licking dirt from their soles, looking how you lie about Caldari Officers.


I also think you are an idiot.

And I am a Caldari Officer. An Amarrian one too!

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#38 - 2015-10-16 00:25:28 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:

I also think you are an idiot.

And I am a Caldari Officer. An Amarrian one too!

That means that your thinking ability is severely impaired. Either that or you are an enemy agent, spreading lies about Caldari.
Somehow, considering all the unrelated rants you spew on forums, I think the first is the case. I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#39 - 2015-10-16 00:49:47 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:

You really are an idiot, you know that right?

Oh, I see, another gallentean bootlicker.
I hope you enjoy licking dirt from their soles, looking how you lie about Caldari Officers.


Judging by the statement you made prompting that response from him........ If he's a liar your not doing yourself justice debunking the lie.
Yarosara Ruil
#40 - 2015-10-16 00:52:46 UTC
So it seems Ser Borkstar is now meat paste and a hapless lookalike took his place. Good riddance. His pathetic meowling about "peace" will not be missed.

Commander Kim! Forgive my asking, but why are you fratenizing with a known Guristas associate, let alone asking for her assistance? She is a deranged, psychotic woman-child that spends her days uttering the innane thoughts that cross her mind. Pirate scum like her should be purged from civilization.
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