Crime & Punishment

Hello!

There is a corpse that I would like collected for vanity purposes.

Alas I am having trouble finding Mercs who would take on either such a small contract or their killboard is a little on the...well unimpressive side.

There is a dastardly tale of tears and woe, the gnashing of teeth and the wailing of orphans behind this hit...which is just too upsetting for me to share with you honourable pilots of EVE. You would not want to see me cry surely?

Frankly I would deal with this myself however my Main is enrolled in FW and my quarry is in enemy high sec at present making access...tricky.

Any small time merc groups wanting to make a quick buck?

Mail me in game, unless it's Vimsy, then just be patient.

Will gank for a story. Payment in advance

I want a story!

Stories aren't needed just a box of bullets, knives, c4 and some adorable teddy bears. Getting lost in a story clouds the job, makes you rethink your position on what matters. Just kill, collect money, and live on.

I will humour you it is an odd story of a corp management fail, a corp thief fail and the opportunity for irony and corp theif tears.

Essentially a corp I used to be an officer in accidentally assigned the wrong permissions to a probationary member. Instead of them being given rank and file permissions they were given director roles...

I think you can see where this is going no?

Anyway after the opportunist cleared the corp of most of its communal assets he made his getaway. Nice and clean except...wait oh...he used his main for the heist. Also in a fit of over enthusiasm for his new found space wealth used his main to blow up a corp structure whilst he was still in corp. Giving us a nice bit of evidence to broadcast him as a corp theif wherever he tried to re-establish himself. I'm afraid using your main for heists only seems to not affect your universal employment prospects if you are space famous like Globby.

And so our now (relatively) wealthy friend bounced from corp to corp with our propaganda machine getting him kicked from wherever he did go. So now in a fit of space rage and tears he has joined some people who don't mind his background and is trying to play station games with my now ex-corp.

For me why should my ex corp have all the fun? As I said in my original post I have moved on and am in faction warfare so I cannot play station games in enemy high sec without having trouble with the faction navy. I would like the corpse because he cost me time pewing in order to help hold my space friends morale together and replace corp assets (salt yes but what good story lacks it?)

Anyway hiring a merc from here to get his corpse for me would be a nice flourish of irony as our entrepreneur was once a 'white knight' type posting on this very forum full of salt saying it is impossible/no incentive to bring wrong doers to 'justice'. (Or some such)

I don't mind how the corpse is collected - my preference would be after a shiney killmail. But if the individual in question doesn't mind whoring his corpse then I don't mind taking it off an entrepreneurial merc. This is EVE after all, but I hope you don't like sharing a bounty.

I'm afraid not - those who have expressed an interest (or do so) I will mail the details of the target to. If I post the name here then there is a chance my quarry will dock up and hide on an alt until the heat dies down.