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Kiss a Ni-Kunni Day

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Wendrika Hydreiga
#21 - 2015-10-11 23:25:00 UTC
What hole did you come from and why are you exactly like Miss Kim?! It is super wierd! Please stop!

Miss Kim was here first! She is the original! You should go back to speaking in riddles!
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#22 - 2015-10-12 01:33:32 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
What hole did you come from and why are you exactly like Miss Kim?! It is super wierd! Please stop!

Miss Kim was here first! She is the original! You should go back to speaking in riddles!

You need to stop.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-10-12 02:17:52 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
What hole did you come from and why are you exactly like Miss Kim?! It is super wierd! Please stop!

Miss Kim was here first! She is the original! You should go back to speaking in riddles!


One full magazine for each of them, if they will ever undock to fight something that can retaliate in kind.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Solu Terona
Alexylva Paradox
#24 - 2015-10-12 09:19:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Solu Terona
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
What hole did you come from and why are you exactly like Miss Kim?! It is super wierd! Please stop!

Miss Kim was here first! She is the original! You should go back to speaking in riddles!


Not really exactly like Kimmy. Her I wanna just get to relax. Ruil i want to introduce to the business end of a shotgun.

Humans must eventually break out from the limits of biology, its not radical to accept the inevitable.

Yarosara Ruil
#25 - 2015-10-12 10:18:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Yarosara Ruil
Solu Terona wrote:
Not really exactly like Kimmy. Her I wanna just get to relax. Ruil i want to introduce to the business end of a shotgun.


Comments like this makes one question the existence of an IKAME Public Relations Department, since all their associates can do is put their foot in their mouth. Perhaps you fine gentlemen should give another go at taunting Elise Randolph, since Ser Priano is so good at bailing you out of trouble with that silver tongue of hers.

And I doubt you are intelligent enough to hold a CreoDon Shotgun properly. Try kissing the barrel first with a steady grip on the trigger handle. See how that works out for you.

Oh what am I saying. That is not professional. Disregard my statement.
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2015-10-12 12:27:08 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ah, it is good that it is not gallente kissing!

Then I would kiss a Ni-Kunni too! Well, if I'd knew how to do it...


This Ni-Kunni is available to help you practice.


Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#27 - 2015-10-12 18:08:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Makoto Priano
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Solu Terona wrote:
Not really exactly like Kimmy. Her I wanna just get to relax. Ruil i want to introduce to the business end of a shotgun.


Comments like this makes one question the existence of an IKAME Public Relations Department, since all their associates can do is put their foot in their mouth. Perhaps you fine gentlemen should give another go at taunting Elise Randolph, since Ser Priano is so good at bailing you out of trouble with that silver tongue of hers.

And I doubt you are intelligent enough to hold a CreoDon Shotgun properly. Try kissing the barrel first with a steady grip on the trigger handle. See how that works out for you.

Oh what am I saying. That is not professional. Disregard my statement.


With due respect, Ruil, let me say several things.

First, much like any corporation, IKAME possesses pilots both diplomatic and un-diplomatic. Given that exploration personnel tend to be an individualistic, self-motivated set, I try not to constrain them. After all, it's usually understood that pilots on the Summit are representing themselves solely, save when an official statement is made, and these traits are actually very useful in our area of operation. Essentially, despite their being rough around the edges, they remain an asset to IKAME; perhaps this is even because they are rough around the edges.

Second, you're already establishing a reputation as a grandstander. Considering that your first posting here was to rouse people for a righteous war against the occasional outspoken outlaw, 'by force if necessary,' begging for 'everyone's support in this endeavor,' when you yourself are still a pilot in the academy and thus unable to prosecute your war, I can't help but wonder as to your dedication to your cause. I would love to see you out hunting the pirates you decry, and demonstrating to us what a good little ultranationalist does.

Third, a brusque comment is met by your reply that one of my staff members should fellate a shotgun. For someone who decries some pilot's lack of diplomacy, you're hilariously diplomatic, yourself. 'Oh, woops,' does not render moot all that preceded it, when an actual mistake could be edited, an apology made, etc.

Fourth, what the hell sort of word is 'ser,' and where did you even find it?

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?

Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#28 - 2015-10-12 19:01:29 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Fourth, what the hell sort of word is 'ser,' and where did you even find it?


Might be a derivitive of the Amarrian "Sir", used sometimes as a formal title towards non-holder freemen in the Empire. I, myself, would be reffered to formally as Sir Onzo by a fellow Amarrian (this being that all residents of the Empire are reffered to as Amarr, but the True Amarr are distinct and the only bloodline able to claim True), much like it'd be Mr Onzo in other places.

Anyways, back on topic, I suspect that this thread was intended for a certain Ni-Kunni with a distinct hairstyle.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Yarosara Ruil
#29 - 2015-10-12 19:27:04 UTC
Did I hit a nerve? Good. Put a leash on your employees, Ser Priano, for your own good.

This topic is about kissing. I presented my position on the matter. Your associate began threatening me with "the business end of a shotgun", and that's a position I find myself in repeatedly while defending thankless citizens like her in Black Rise. So I told her to kiss a shotgun barrel. Your filthy mind filled the blank, with rather suggesting imagery may I add.

With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.

Checkmate.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#30 - 2015-10-12 20:31:37 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Did I hit a nerve? Good. Put a leash on your employees, Ser Priano, for your own good.

This topic is about kissing. I presented my position on the matter. Your associate began threatening me with "the business end of a shotgun", and that's a position I find myself in repeatedly while defending thankless citizens like her in Black Rise. So I told her to kiss a shotgun barrel. Your filthy mind filled the blank, with rather suggesting imagery may I add.

With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.

Checkmate.

You sound like you need more than a kiss..... Maybe you should talk to Kimmy about starting your own "model spaceship" collection. Might help you relax a bit.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#31 - 2015-10-12 20:38:50 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Did I hit a nerve? Good. Put a leash on your employees, Ser Priano, for your own good.

This topic is about kissing. I presented my position on the matter. Your associate began threatening me with "the business end of a shotgun", and that's a position I find myself in repeatedly while defending thankless citizens like her in Black Rise. So I told her to kiss a shotgun barrel. Your filthy mind filled the blank, with rather suggesting imagery may I add.

With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.

Checkmate.


For my own good?

And then you mock me for not being knowledgeable about Gallente small arms?

Last I checked, Ruil, we're pilots, not that I can find the slightest evidence that you fly.

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#32 - 2015-10-12 20:40:35 UTC
Solu Terona wrote:
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
What hole did you come from and why are you exactly like Miss Kim?! It is super wierd! Please stop!

Miss Kim was here first! She is the original! You should go back to speaking in riddles!


Not really exactly like Kimmy. Her I wanna just get to relax. Ruil i want to introduce to the business end of a shotgun.

I want Kim and Ruil to join me in killing and eating in Amarr.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#33 - 2015-10-12 20:53:16 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Did I hit a nerve? Good. Put a leash on your employees, Ser Priano, for your own good.

This topic is about kissing. I presented my position on the matter. Your associate began threatening me with "the business end of a shotgun", and that's a position I find myself in repeatedly while defending thankless citizens like her in Black Rise. So I told her to kiss a shotgun barrel. Your filthy mind filled the blank, with rather suggesting imagery may I add.

With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.

Checkmate.


For my own good?

And then you mock me for not being knowledgeable about Gallente small arms?

Last I checked, Ruil, we're pilots, not that I can find the slightest evidence that you fly.

I could take her... Hell, anyone who can undock a frig could take her....

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2015-10-12 21:14:37 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:


With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.



More like check..... I doubt this is the kind of weapon to which was referred. You must remember of course that without the eight foot build afforded by combat stock clones and the protective layering of a dropsuit you could not even operate the weapon without the likelihood of self immolation.

Every weapon available to a cloned soldier at a fundamental level already exists as either Mining Equipment or Smalls arms employed by modern military, police, and criminal entities.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#35 - 2015-10-13 00:17:45 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Did I hit a nerve? Good. Put a leash on your employees, Ser Priano, for your own good.

This topic is about kissing. I presented my position on the matter. Your associate began threatening me with "the business end of a shotgun", and that's a position I find myself in repeatedly while defending thankless citizens like her in Black Rise. So I told her to kiss a shotgun barrel. Your filthy mind filled the blank, with rather suggesting imagery may I add.

With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.

Checkmate.


For my own good?

And then you mock me for not being knowledgeable about Gallente small arms?

Last I checked, Ruil, we're pilots, not that I can find the slightest evidence that you fly.

I could take her... Hell, anyone who can undock a frig could take her....


That's a fight I would take in a heart beat.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#36 - 2015-10-13 00:40:36 UTC
I want to give a kiss to Kin. The only person here with guts AND brains.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2015-10-13 01:12:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:


With a little fringe brilliance, a smart person would quickly realize CreoDron Shotguns don't have barrels.



More like check..... I doubt this is the kind of weapon to which was referred. You must remember of course that without the eight foot build afforded by combat stock clones and the protective layering of a dropsuit you could not even operate the weapon without the likelihood of self immolation.

Every weapon available to a cloned soldier at a fundamental level already exists as either Mining Equipment or Smalls arms employed by modern military, police, and criminal entities.


If I recall, all the projectile weapons used by clone soldiers are now available to the ordinary Matari soldier, Valklear included.

The ammo however is different, to ensure the recoil doesn't break the user's arms and ribs.

Also, the autocannon is stand-mounted.

Surprisingly enough, due to the recoil-less nature of the Flaylock and the Mass Driver, they are available more or less unmodified. However, the operators are advised to stand further and aim higher.

Tyrel Toov wrote:

I could take her... Hell, anyone who can undock a frig could take her....


Any weekend where my dear Isi got into a brawl with another frigate is a good weekend. That's essentially our main activity in space.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2015-10-13 03:20:53 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:


If I recall, all the projectile weapons used by clone soldiers are now available to the ordinary Matari soldier, Valklear included.

The ammo however is different, to ensure the recoil doesn't break the user's arms and ribs.

Also, the autocannon is stand-mounted.

Surprisingly enough, due to the recoil-less nature of the Flaylock and the Mass Driver, they are available more or less unmodified. However, the operators are advised to stand further and aim higher.


I wouldn't be surprised if that were true though without the penetrating power to wound soldiers within dropsuits I'm no rightly sure what the differences exist between them and traditional projectile weapons used throughout the cluster.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2015-10-13 04:25:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


If I recall, all the projectile weapons used by clone soldiers are now available to the ordinary Matari soldier, Valklear included.

The ammo however is different, to ensure the recoil doesn't break the user's arms and ribs.

Also, the autocannon is stand-mounted.

Surprisingly enough, due to the recoil-less nature of the Flaylock and the Mass Driver, they are available more or less unmodified. However, the operators are advised to stand further and aim higher.


I wouldn't be surprised if that were true though without the penetrating power to wound soldiers within dropsuits I'm no rightly sure what the differences exist between them and traditional projectile weapons used throughout the cluster.


It's the modular design of the new weapons that is being utilised. As you might notice, the Flaylock, SMG and Assault Rifle share the same frame, stock and firing mechanism design. This is because they are the same. Its the barrel, magazine and recoil compensation that are different. If I have an assault rifle and I am entering confined spaces, I don't have to take out a SMG, I just swap out the aforementioned parts and I have a SMG.

Such modularity helps to reduce encumbrance and allows for adaptability in response to changing battlefield condition.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#40 - 2015-10-13 05:55:48 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Kissing is not professional.

Suuolo, I can promise you that the State has professional kissers. I used to have to make regular patrols of the red light district when the Fleet was in, to make sure none of our brave heroes got a skinfull and took liberties with the girls that hadn't been negotiated in advance.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

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