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The emperor's bounty on termites

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1 - 2015-10-07 11:49:15 UTC
I have a lot of isk to spend and I've thought of an excellent way to spend it. Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions. Their leaders corpse will net you 1 billion Isk. Easy money; wardec marmite today!

They are a husk of what they were and easy pickings. As well their leader is highly mentally unstable and a megalomaniac. I think showing the termite colony their new place in eve is important. Bugs to be crushed.

Collect easy isk today. I have about 63 billion isk to spend on this endeavour.

Perhaps I will let PIRAT collect some isk, but I think the termite colony is afraid to fight them.

We hath spoketh.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#2 - 2015-10-07 12:18:08 UTC
i endorse this product/service Pirate

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2015-10-07 12:24:33 UTC
*hears the sound of alts and alt corps being formed*

*gets ready to see Holy get rolled like Gevlon*

*rofls to see Holy call somebody....ANYBODY......a 'megalomaniac'*

*gets popcorn*

Oh, and inb4tl.

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

flakeys
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-10-07 12:31:02 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I have a lot of isk to spend and I've thought of an excellent way to spend it. Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions. Their leaders corpse will net you 1 billion Isk. Easy money; wardec marmite today!

They are a husk of what they were and easy pickings. As well their leader is highly mentally unstable and a megalomaniac. I think showing the termite colony their new place in eve is important. Bugs to be crushed.

Collect easy isk today. I have about 63 billion isk to spend on this endeavour.

Perhaps I will let PIRAT collect some isk, but I think the termite colony is afraid to fight them.

We hath spoketh.



Opposites attract , guess that's why it works the other way around for you two ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#5 - 2015-10-07 12:39:25 UTC
hey didnt you get kicked from marmite because you started crying because you couldnt camp undocks trololol

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Syeed Ameer Ali
Drunken Beaver Mining
#6 - 2015-10-07 12:45:43 UTC
Didn't you quit EVE last week?
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#7 - 2015-10-07 12:47:10 UTC
Syeed Ameer Ali wrote:
Didn't you quit EVE last week?


im guessing he quit because he is just really sad that marmite booted him

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2015-10-07 12:48:03 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I have a lot of isk to spend and I've thought of an excellent way to spend it. Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions. Their leaders corpse will net you 1 billion Isk. Easy money; wardec marmite today!

They are a husk of what they were and easy pickings. As well their leader is highly mentally unstable and a megalomaniac. I think showing the termite colony their new place in eve is important. Bugs to be crushed.

Collect easy isk today. I have about 63 billion isk to spend on this endeavour.

Perhaps I will let PIRAT collect some isk, but I think the termite colony is afraid to fight them.
This is awesome, as there is no such thing as bad Eve content (wasnt easy to type this time Twisted). Will you send the money to a 3rd party or are you just talking **** as usual ? About PIRAT, you're to late, we already declared war on them last night. My alts will contact you asap.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-10-07 12:50:50 UTC
Bwahaha. I approve of the OPs message.

Wait... I thought he left already? :(
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#10 - 2015-10-07 12:53:34 UTC
Chribba or GTFO

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-10-07 13:00:11 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I have a lot of isk to spend and I've thought of an excellent way to spend it. Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions. Their leaders corpse will net you 1 billion Isk. Easy money; wardec marmite today!

They are a husk of what they were and easy pickings. As well their leader is highly mentally unstable and a megalomaniac. I think showing the termite colony their new place in eve is important. Bugs to be crushed.

Collect easy isk today. I have about 63 billion isk to spend on this endeavour.

Perhaps I will let PIRAT collect some isk, but I think the termite colony is afraid to fight them.

We hath spoketh.


The Butt hurt is strong with this one Lol

Only a 100 mil for my corpse? I'm bloody and I say bloody insulted old chap!

Like Tora said all content is good content so bring it on Pirate

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#12 - 2015-10-07 13:12:58 UTC
Didn't you quit the game last week?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#13 - 2015-10-07 13:28:53 UTC
Wow. You allow the tea to steep too long and it becomes bitter.

I have quit for the time being, but this is the forums, not eve.

I will be logging on to hand out practically free Isk. My subscription is good until July 2016.

You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#14 - 2015-10-07 13:33:48 UTC
STILL HERE?
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#15 - 2015-10-07 13:34:42 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Wow. You allow the tea to steep too long and it becomes bitter.

I have quit for the time being, but this is the forums, not eve.

I will be logging on to hand out practically free Isk. My subscription is good until July 2016.

You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.


is it because you are too scared to login and wardec them yourself?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2015-10-07 13:39:32 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions.


HoleySheet1 wrote:
You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.

RollRoll

Chribba or GTFO

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-10-07 13:49:03 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions.


HoleySheet1 wrote:
You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.

RollRoll

Chribba or GTFO


Yeah I was confused there.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Saskia Laru
Saskia Laru Trading Corporation
#18 - 2015-10-07 13:49:33 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions.


HoleySheet1 wrote:
You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.

RollRoll

Chribba or GTFO



Have to go with Noragen on this one.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-10-07 14:26:15 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Bring me marmite corpses with accompanying killmail and I will pay you 100 million isk, no questions.


HoleySheet1 wrote:
You must provide a killmail and a corpse. All participants will be scrutinized.

RollRoll

Chribba or GTFO


What a way to make yourself look like a right melt holey Lol


The sad thing is if you didn't and carry on throwing your toys out of your pram Tora probably would have let you back in to enjoy
the many wars and the hard work he puts in behind the scenes like all us marmites do daily.

All he asked was you to join a testing Corp for hub campers only. which by the way is now not being use that way so you could have rejoined CEVL.

Here's a Fybs Top Tip for you Holey...

Never burn your bridges mate because you never know when you may need to cross them again.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#20 - 2015-10-07 15:01:05 UTC
I think burning bridges is fun....you mistake my intentions. The termite colony benefitted from my guidance for long enough. Cevl is a dead entity. Although I did make them the top Corp in Amarr of all times....your welcome MP.

So another termite experiment fails.....funny.

Bring me corpses people.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

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