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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2015-09-27 18:18:15 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
When someone declares more on me these days I mostly just laugh. It doesn't happen very often though, not sure why.


Vimsy, please stay on topic. We are talking about caffeine and its many addictive properties.

I need about 350mg of caffeine a day to feel like a normal person. Thank you very much, US military.


That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Johnny Riko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2015-09-27 18:51:53 UTC
They paid 150m to stop you undocking. Sounds like they won.

I wanna join up. I think I got what it takes to be a Citizen.
Hannibal Carlisle
Relapse Anonymous
Sedition.
#23 - 2015-09-27 19:13:37 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
When someone declares more on me these days I mostly just laugh. It doesn't happen very often though, not sure why.


Vimsy, please stay on topic. We are talking about caffeine and its many addictive properties.

I need about 350mg of caffeine a day to feel like a normal person. Thank you very much, US military.


That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.





Mine started in early childhood. Single mom, latch key kid who needed attention and was looking for an outlet. It was bound to happen.
Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#24 - 2015-09-27 19:25:08 UTC
Johnny Riko wrote:
They paid 150m to stop you undocking. Sounds like they won.


I never undock. I win.

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#25 - 2015-09-28 03:08:02 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.

I'll take boring over exciting, generally speaking.

Exciting rarely involves anything good.
Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2015-09-28 03:15:43 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.

I'll take boring over exciting, generally speaking.

Exciting rarely involves anything good.


For some reason that reminded me of " If a grunt isn't bithcing, he is doing something he's not supposed to be doing. "
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#27 - 2015-09-28 03:58:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
The best "Exciting" situations involve announcements at 3am like "Repel boarders, repel boarders starboard side." and you're all "What the ****? we're in Georgia." and then you spend the next several hours standing up holding a 25lb light machine gun in the rain for reasons that are even weirder than there actually being boarders.

Excitement is the worst.
PecX Ocedei
Pulling The Plug
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#28 - 2015-09-28 08:39:07 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
The best "Exciting" situations involve announcements at 3am like "Repel boarders, repel boarders starboard side." and you're all "What the ****? we're in Georgia." and then you spend the next several hours standing up holding a 25lb light machine gun in the rain for reasons that are even weirder than there actually being boarders.

Excitement is the worst.


Sounds like Somebody's ship is going through an inspection!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2015-09-28 09:09:15 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.

I'll take boring over exciting, generally speaking.

Exciting rarely involves anything good.


Yeah, true.

My most memorable week, ever, was in Manas AB, Kyrgyzstan, where some idiot farmer peppered the gate with a rocksalt blast because he was mad some other idiot got a HMMWV stuck in his corn field, and we spent the rest of the week in fckin DELTA. Plates, helmet, NVG's and a goddamn LAW rocket attached to my back (for the farmer's tanks, no doubt). And lets not forget the reflective belt to identify myself to any potential ACTUAL attackers. Great idea.

Although I do count myself fortunate that I dont have any REAL horror stories to tell, I did hit the caffeine hard that week.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#30 - 2015-09-28 10:55:11 UTC
PecX Ocedei wrote:
Sounds like Somebody's ship is going through an inspection!

There was a training exercise in our immediate vicinity involving parachuting infantry that nobody told us about.
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#31 - 2015-09-28 13:44:26 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
That's where I picked it up too. Not that working mid shift staring at a plane at parade rest wasn't exciting enough.

I'll take boring over exciting, generally speaking.

Exciting rarely involves anything good.


Yeah, true.

My most memorable week, ever, was in Manas AB, Kyrgyzstan, where some idiot farmer peppered the gate with a rocksalt blast because he was mad some other idiot got a HMMWV stuck in his corn field, and we spent the rest of the week in fckin DELTA. Plates, helmet, NVG's and a goddamn LAW rocket attached to my back (for the farmer's tanks, no doubt). And lets not forget the reflective belt to identify myself to any potential ACTUAL attackers. Great idea.

Although I do count myself fortunate that I dont have any REAL horror stories to tell, I did hit the caffeine hard that week.



Awww, how cute. Try being in Camp Victory, Iraq (Delta all day, every day) in 2004. One night Air Force EOD decides to blow an entire farmer's cart of unexploded anti-personnel mines in place. Think of a 5-ton truck with the back full of anti-personnel mines. The hitch, they measured in feet instead of meters. So instead of adhering to the 2000 meter safe distance rule, they had a safe distance of 2000 ft. Needless to say, it is not fun waking up covered in glass and dirt and scrambling for your gas mask.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#32 - 2015-09-28 18:43:20 UTC
Guys, all of our lives are equally terrible, just in different ways.
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#33 - 2015-09-28 18:45:17 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
Guys, all of our lives are equally terrible, just in different ways.


At least we're not miners.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Trix Andrard
Doomheim
#34 - 2015-09-29 15:46:26 UTC
Zahara Cody wrote:
And I stopped undocking years ago.

Join the fun:

P I R A T Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
OMGWTFBBQTIME Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
The Marmite Collective Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.

Here's a Fedo for Tora Bushido.

/z


Given the number of never undocking corps these coporations wardec, it seems to be a failed attempt to harvest weak targets by selecting wardecs in info of market orders which may travel through Sivala-Uedama. Also by those same numbers, they seem to have a good source of income from it, OR, just wardec cost is a joke.

Carnal rule of gun trade: Never pick up a gun and join the costumers.

Work around spies for a while, and you learn to be careful when it looks like you're getting what you want.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#35 - 2015-10-01 17:36:50 UTC
Trix Andrard wrote:
Zahara Cody wrote:
And I stopped undocking years ago.

Join the fun:

P I R A T Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
OMGWTFBBQTIME Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
The Marmite Collective Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.

Here's a Fedo for Tora Bushido.

/z


Given the number of never undocking corps these coporations wardec, it seems to be a failed attempt to harvest weak targets by selecting wardecs in info of market orders which may travel through Sivala-Uedama. Also by those same numbers, they seem to have a good source of income from it, OR, just wardec cost is a joke.




Yeah I hate them too..... scumbags
Kyra Lee
Doomheim
#36 - 2015-10-01 17:45:43 UTC
Trix Andrard wrote:
Zahara Cody wrote:
And I stopped undocking years ago.

Join the fun:

P I R A T Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
OMGWTFBBQTIME Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
The Marmite Collective Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.

Here's a Fedo for Tora Bushido.

/z


Given the number of never undocking corps these coporations wardec, it seems to be a failed attempt to harvest weak targets by selecting wardecs in info of market orders which may travel through Sivala-Uedama. Also by those same numbers, they seem to have a good source of income from it, OR, just wardec cost is a joke.



Its a little bit of both. Wardec fees are pretty cheap and killing one blinged ratter or fat freighter will pay for that wardec and probably 10 more to come.

I used to think that these wardec corps are evil and should be punished somehow. After really looking into how they operate and their targets reaction I feel that the merc corps and even CODE are needed in this game. The amount of people that are stupid enough to fall into their traps is amazing. If people stopped feeding them juicy kills these groups would eventually leave or do something else. As it is now, its just very profitable to prey on the stupid.
Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#37 - 2015-10-02 03:17:23 UTC
Kyra Lee wrote:
Trix Andrard wrote:
Zahara Cody wrote:
And I stopped undocking years ago.

Join the fun:

P I R A T Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
OMGWTFBBQTIME Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
The Marmite Collective Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.

Here's a Fedo for Tora Bushido.

/z


Given the number of never undocking corps these coporations wardec, it seems to be a failed attempt to harvest weak targets by selecting wardecs in info of market orders which may travel through Sivala-Uedama. Also by those same numbers, they seem to have a good source of income from it, OR, just wardec cost is a joke.



As it is now, its just very profitable to prey on the stupid.


I'd like to think I'm pretty smart. I can undock any time with my neutral, NPC corp, anonymous alts to move AT ships and T2 bpos.

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2015-10-02 19:26:37 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
When someone declares more on me these days I mostly just laugh. It doesn't happen very often though, not sure why.


Vimsy, please stay on topic. We are talking about caffeine and its many addictive properties.



I heartily approve of caffeine. My first pint of coffee (who the hell measures coffee in those piddly 6 oz cups?) is typically on its way down by about 5:30 in the morning. I do stop before noon, but until then...let the coffee flow.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2015-10-02 22:54:59 UTC
Zahara Cody wrote:
Kyra Lee wrote:
Trix Andrard wrote:
Zahara Cody wrote:
And I stopped undocking years ago.

Join the fun:

P I R A T Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
OMGWTFBBQTIME Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.
The Marmite Collective Declares War Against Imperial Corrections Service.

Here's a Fedo for Tora Bushido.

/z


Given the number of never undocking corps these coporations wardec, it seems to be a failed attempt to harvest weak targets by selecting wardecs in info of market orders which may travel through Sivala-Uedama. Also by those same numbers, they seem to have a good source of income from it, OR, just wardec cost is a joke.



As it is now, its just very profitable to prey on the stupid.


I'd like to think I'm pretty smart. I can undock any time with my neutral, NPC corp, anonymous alts to move AT ships and T2 bpos.


So why are you asking for help? Seems like youve got the system beat.
Bootneck
Doomheim
#40 - 2015-10-03 21:36:38 UTC
Be cool if CCP added an option to pay a billion isk to plant a bomb in captains quarters to take out station hugging nubbins like you. Be even cooler if they added a burglarise hanger option, then your smugness would seem premature.

That's why i'm sad walking in stations mever came good. Providing the opportunity for fisticuffs with all the jita scammers/spammers was a golden comtent opportunity missed.

There's no school like the old school and I've been expelled.
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