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Corp Thief - Maxwell Sparda
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#21 - 2015-09-25 17:54:12 UTC
Jita Kion wrote:
Indeed, it is a surprisingly small amount to take (probably 100 - 150 frigates and a handful of destroyers), I guess it was simply a crime of opportunity. Whether you guys believe it happened or not is irrelevant to me - I just post in the hope that if this character applies to another Corp, the CEO might see this thread and ask him some questions about his history.


Actually, I don't think it's irrelevant to you, as you obviously posted this (baseless and offensive) waste of electrons in order to cry for attention and recognition.


If I see this alleged thief, I will be sure to give him a directorship in Kerensky Initiatives in order to assuage the hurt he must be feeling from your scurrilous lies.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Maxwell Sparda
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2015-09-25 20:26:55 UTC
Thank you all for your kind words and donations.
Lodestone Toyee
Inevitable Outcome
E.C.H.O
#23 - 2015-09-26 09:28:08 UTC
Hey guys, there's a head of lettuce missing from my refrigerator.
I think my Llama ate it. Can I get him a misdemeanor?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#24 - 2015-09-26 10:31:09 UTC
I'm assuming this is only the tip of the iceberg. This initial foray is the work of an apprentice, the Nigerian Master shall soon reveal himself and the plot shall thicken like gravy in a cold mug over time.

Concord Approved Trader
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#25 - 2015-09-26 17:04:07 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
This will never make it to night court let alone a full blown trial. I think the minimum to try anyone for is 16 million isk and 2 cruiser hulls. Sorry OP, If your gonna slander someones name at least give it a token try.

Remember it's not the amount of assets allegedly stolen its the potential of harm and abuse these threads can have towards the poor players who are on the receiving end of them. As such I now open case 00012 Jita Kion vs Maxwell Sparda in the theft of '15mil isk' from the 'New Player Emergency Fund' and a 'shitload of frigates' from a 'disposable corp hanger' ... well uh I guess show your evidence to prove this alleged criminal mastermind made off with such a hefty sum.

We will now give both sides Notice in accordance with the By-Laws of CoCaP and 24 hours notice will be given for both sides to present their proof OR amusing story to the court before we make up our own.

@OP
C&P Law 1
Post with your main or GTFO
This is your one free pass response. I suggest if you wish to do more then fund a lengthy and costly investigation into who you are (we will just have somebody nominate a likely candidate) and then proceed to extract the costs and time from the hulls of those that did not post with mains. So I invite you to take responsibility for your post now and post with your main so we can get this case started

Court is now in session

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Arec Bardwin
#26 - 2015-09-26 19:20:19 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
... and the plot shall thicken like gravy in a cold mug over time.
That's beautiful.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-09-26 19:21:05 UTC
Your honor, the Inquisition takes no interest in this case, as clearly the 15m was taken for an emergency (like buying 8 T2 HAM launchers or a roams worth of ammo), and that furthermore, the accused should have been PAID by the OP for removing all the trash from the "disposable ships" hanger.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#28 - 2015-09-26 19:47:16 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
This will never make it to night court let alone a full blown trial. I think the minimum to try anyone for is 16 million isk and 2 cruiser hulls. Sorry OP, If your gonna slander someones name at least give it a token try.

Remember it's not the amount of assets allegedly stolen its the potential of harm and abuse these threads can have towards the poor players who are on the receiving end of them. As such I now open case 00012 Jita Kion vs Maxwell Sparda in the theft of '15mil isk' from the 'New Player Emergency Fund' and a 'shitload of frigates' from a 'disposable corp hanger' ... well uh I guess show your evidence to prove this alleged criminal mastermind made off with such a hefty sum.

We will now give both sides Notice in accordance with the By-Laws of CoCaP and 24 hours notice will be given for both sides to present their proof OR amusing story to the court before we make up our own.

@OP
C&P Law 1
Post with your main or GTFO
This is your one free pass response. I suggest if you wish to do more then fund a lengthy and costly investigation into who you are (we will just have somebody nominate a likely candidate) and then proceed to extract the costs and time from the hulls of those that did not post with mains. So I invite you to take responsibility for your post now and post with your main so we can get this case started

Court is now in session

CoolCool



As you wish your honor. I will tidy up the courtroom and do the usual scrotumentia diagnosis' on the accuser. Fedo's guard his quarters until preliminary tests come back from the lab.

The seasons are changing and the spiced wine is in short supply so i stocked a few cases of quafe ultra in your quarters. Copies of Me, Myself and Plunder have been added to the courtrooms waiting area along with fresh brownies. If you need anything i will be in my chambers.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#29 - 2015-09-27 11:45:39 UTC
*looks at OP's post*

.........

What?

Ugh

Straight

Roll

X

Mr. Sparda, the only crime you committed was the amount. 15 million is laughable, next time you should at least steal 300-500 million or nothing at all.

The frigates, however, can be excused, as everyone needs some cheap PVP hulls, and nothing beats free.

As for you, OP.......

*makes note, adds corp to list*

*looks at Shiny Red Wardec Button*

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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