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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#21 - 2011-12-09 21:44:20 UTC
Shang Fei wrote:
a facial hair style is now a type of person?
Facial hair?
Neckbeard?

Your face is strangely positioned… Ugh
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#22 - 2011-12-09 21:44:46 UTC
Didn't think it was a neckbeard, but if that other guy is I guess these guys are!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#23 - 2011-12-09 22:12:14 UTC
Let the butthurt flow through you as you read my Sig
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2011-12-09 22:24:46 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Let the butthurt flow through you as you read my Sig


I read it and now I'm fairly certain that you're an alt running a false flag operation.

If you're sincere, that was so really the least offensive diss I have ever read. If you want to get people to clitrage violently on the forums, you're going to have to do better than that.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Baaldor
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-12-09 22:46:31 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Let the butthurt flow through you as you read my Sig


Un-cleverly masking your pain is obvious.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#26 - 2011-12-10 01:08:59 UTC
"The Internet makes you stupid." (Splash-page on the Something Awful forums)

^^Proof that the finest gems can be found amidst even the rankest piles of shite!

Ni.
XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#27 - 2011-12-10 04:20:32 UTC
Oh look another blessing from the estrogen saturated generation flake. Men shave because they cannot make amends with the fact they are animal through and through. It is a symbol of complacency in the face of modern culture attempting to blur and disfigure gender identity.

Respect, fear, disgust are also never more easily obvious than when one is making an observation and value judgement on something so inane. All praise the hypno-beard!

Also; my statements refer primarily to American popular ignorance and culture. When im in Europe it's just a farking beard.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
Ghoest
#28 - 2011-12-10 04:44:25 UTC
My Van Dyke competently pwns neck beards.

Wherever You Went - Here You Are
Feledain
Elmsfeuer
#29 - 2011-12-10 05:48:37 UTC
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#30 - 2011-12-10 06:23:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
Lord Ryan wrote:
You know a couple weeks ago my pits started smelling bad. I'm not much of a sweater and never was. I shower 2 to 3 times a day, wear deorderant and all that good stuff. I even apply Body Glide too my nether regions. The other day I took a shower than layed down for some physical activities. Laying there I noticed that my pits didn't quite smell right. I don't have a neckbeard so I couldn't figure out what the problem is. Please help ole wise one!


If you are trolling MEH, if not, lemme give you a bit of very very helpful advice or at least if you still trolling, anyone bothering to read.

DROP all your deodorants, they sux and contain so many strange chemicals you might as well inhale carbon monoxide

Use Milk of Magnesia as a deodorant. Trust me, Panama has the most absurdly high humidity weather ever and here you not only sweat but get super sticky and it tends to give ... odors.

Milk of Magnesia used as a deodorant in your armpit is the best deodorant you will ever need (way cheaper too) !!!


It has worked wonders for me for the past 2 years, try it, you will at most lose 6$ if you don't like it. I usually fill an empty roll on bottle carefully removing the ball and filling it with milk of magnesia :P

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
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