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[MERC] Vendetta Mercenary Group

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Akimos
Alpha Bar
#101 - 2015-12-08 19:13:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Akimos
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Gracie Lemmont
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#102 - 2015-12-12 15:16:24 UTC
https://zkillboard.com/kill/50592418/

I'll just leave this here Bear
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#103 - 2015-12-12 18:31:30 UTC
Bump for the weekend....
Rooie Duvel
R I 0 T
R I O T
#104 - 2015-12-12 22:57:17 UTC
The weekend is still young...
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#105 - 2015-12-16 01:06:23 UTC



Sleigh bells ring, hire VMGing
In the lane, your enemies are dying
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a New Eden wonderland.
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#106 - 2015-12-17 20:34:26 UTC
Is it snowing yet?

We have a few weeks off work so there will be lots of activity from us. Hire us to deliver your presents this fine Christmas...Pirate
Rooie Duvel
R I 0 T
R I O T
#107 - 2015-12-17 22:10:21 UTC
...and we're pretiers than Santa also.
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#108 - 2015-12-18 16:53:18 UTC
Holidays are here... We have a few weeks to shoot who you want us to shoot...Hire VMG this Christmas..
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#109 - 2015-12-23 19:26:45 UTC
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa".
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa".
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
magic preacher
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#110 - 2015-12-27 11:07:03 UTC
should be at the top ...is now
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#111 - 2015-12-27 20:33:11 UTC
magic preacher wrote:
should be at the top ...is now


Vendetta cheerleader now? Suits you quite well.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#112 - 2015-12-27 21:29:36 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
magic preacher wrote:
should be at the top ...is now
Vendetta cheerleader now? Suits you quite well.
I wonder if you would say the same without mutual standings. Roll

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#113 - 2015-12-29 13:44:45 UTC
How was your 2015? Someone need hunting...hire us in 2016.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#114 - 2015-12-29 15:44:15 UTC
I've got to give some respect to Vendetta, they successfully defended an ally and killed a couple of SKNK members who weren't expecting the Spanish Inqisition.

You should give these guys all your isk to defend you against wardecs.

(and they should give me a 10% commission)

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#115 - 2015-12-31 08:29:30 UTC
Ok. To start off 2016 I am personally giving away 2 bil in free war decs. PM me in game with your targets and post a positive witty comment here and you will have your dec free of charge.

Its a first come, first serve basis. It has to make me laugh...


Happy New Year to All. Have a good 2016.


zMecurial Soldner
Doomheim
#116 - 2016-01-01 07:40:54 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Ok. To start off 2016 I am personally giving away 2 bil in free war decs. PM me in game with your targets and post a positive witty comment here and you will have your dec free of charge.

Its a first come, first serve basis. It has to make me laugh...


Happy New Year to All. Have a good 2016.



"The Filthy Few" own the ten best POCO's in Eve, located in the system of Perimeter.

I would pay you 2 bil to take and hold half (for a month).

There is a neurotic soccer mum looking toon in BAW who would go ape ( name rhymes with flimsy ), wipe her vapid smile of her neurotic face, and give us a happy new year. :)
Khromius
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#117 - 2016-01-02 04:23:59 UTC
Happy New Year New Eden!
zMecurial Soldner
Doomheim
#118 - 2016-01-02 08:41:44 UTC
Jita IS the center of EVE. The systems surrounding Jita have the most lucrative POCO's in all EVE.

POCO's are like Billboards advertising the most badass MERCS in the Neighborhood.

Travelling into Rens and Hek you see What Squad rules the roost, so you contract to Sue and her mates in that region.

The Filthy Few own all the best sited POCO's surrounding Jita. Which says to me as a customer: Break a Wish are the best MERC's about and are the people to contract.

If I was a gangsta and a rival crew spray painted their logo surrounding the corners I deal there would be blood.


Every visitor to Jita passes by "The Filthy Few" on every approach.

Feel owned like a ***** or tear them down and make them yours.

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#119 - 2016-01-02 17:46:43 UTC
(Vendetta helped)
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#120 - 2016-01-02 17:47:40 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
(Vendetta helped)


They're pretty much our best buds.

♥ Khrom