Assembly Hall

Dearest Space Friends;

I believe that we can all agree that forum poster Bumblefck has some excellent ideas about how to run an Internet message board themed around his favorite game; moreover, I am pretty sure it is a scientifically demonstrable FACT that he 80% better at using the forums than you are. Yes, I am talking directly to you; no, you cannot have my delicious bacon sandwich. The long and short of the matter is that I feel CCP hf would be better off as a company, and the EVE Online player base would be better off as a community, were forum user Bumblefck to become CCP Bumblefck. I honestly don't think anyone who's reading this cares to know my reasoning, because at this point I am pretty much running on a cult of personality; but, lest I be pointed out for making a bad post once in my life, below are a short list of reasons why you should vote to do what I am proposing.

Frist of all, Bumblefck is awesome. I have a pretty good eye for detecting awesome. He is about 20% as awesome as I am, to put it in hard numbers. While that might not sound like a lot, you have to realize the basis for comparison is pretty high. Just look at all those space likes, you know what's up because you put them there. I love each and every one of you forever. ♥

Secondly, Bumblefck has some great ideas. I don't know how often the average forum user on EVE Online actually bothers to read threads—I am guessing that percentage is horribly low based on how often you see completely irrelevant comments posted to the second or greater page in a thread, the poster having obviously not even read the original post—but you can take my Goonish Word of eHonoure when I tell you that I do, in fact, occasionally peruse some words on the Internet. To that end, I will personally put my good name at stake and vouch for Bumblefck's cool ideas about how to run these forums.

Lastly, for those of you still paying attention, I will personally promise each and every one of you who up-votes this thread your own shiny and brand-new, Goonfleet-certified Pre-Owned Rifter-class Minmatar space frigate. At this point, you can't really say that you don't like this initiative without opening the floor for me to ridicule you for being too "elite PVP" to care about Rifters. Of course you want a Rifter, it's not like you're one of those miserable tools in PL, right? Right? Of course you're not. Your vote is appreciated!


Sincerely and with all of my love,

~Lyris

sounds good. application isk sent.