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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#41 - 2015-08-20 17:05:22 UTC
Omg u bulb.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#42 - 2015-08-20 17:25:43 UTC
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone


Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

F

Would you like to know more?
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#43 - 2015-08-20 18:07:00 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone


Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

F



Hahahahaah, f'n Mintchip.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Odie McCracken
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2015-08-20 18:22:17 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone


Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

F



Status: Shakin' mah booty!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#45 - 2015-08-20 18:59:31 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
- sheer ****ing brilliance-


You arse.

it's going to take me ****ing weeks to get that damn song out of my head!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#46 - 2015-08-20 19:05:28 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
- sheer ****ing brilliance-


You arse.

it's going to take me ****ing weeks to get that damn song out of my head!

I'm okay with the song being stuck in my head, I'm just still amazed that he managed to put down in clear written form the intro/chorus/unintelligible bits.

My hat's off to you sir.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Svara Eir
Half Empty
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#47 - 2015-08-20 22:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Svara Eir
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
I, too, mine in Jita with a -9.6 sec status!


good understand ))))))))))) i not know

now am tell that was kill by the catalys of alliance CONCORD
the wiki that alliance CONCORD kill me free for have this number???????

my MACHINAW EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


am pay 400KK ISK FOR KILL THE ONE TIME ANY THIS CONCORD
BONUS FOR KILL 10CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool
Azov Rassau
Iron Destiny
#48 - 2015-08-20 23:40:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Azov Rassau
Svara Eir wrote:
hi i am play eve

McChicken Combo HalfMayo wrote:
Hello Play Eve, nice to meet you.
We have found her main.

https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/playeve

…or not. I am confused.

Be the change you want to see in Highsec.

Anti-Ganking Fun: www.gankerjamming.com
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#49 - 2015-08-20 23:52:20 UTC
Svara Eir wrote:
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
I, too, mine in Jita with a -9.6 sec status!


good understand ))))))))))) i not know

now am tell that was kill by the catalys of alliance CONCORD
the wiki that alliance CONCORD kill me free for have this number???????

my MACHINAW EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


am pay 400KK ISK FOR KILL THE ONE TIME ANY THIS CONCORD
BONUS FOR KILL 10CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool


Wait, are you saying Concord killed your Mack fleet?

Now I know you're trolling, well played sir.

That or you're completely oblivious to how Eve works.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
#50 - 2015-08-21 01:17:39 UTC
Is the OP turning herself in for crimes against the English language?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#51 - 2015-08-21 01:25:10 UTC
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
Is the OP turning herself in for crimes against the English language?

It sounds like she turned herself into concord for cruel and unusual treatment of space rocks. I can see her turning herself in for the same crime to the English language

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Svara Eir
Half Empty
xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku
#52 - 2015-08-21 02:45:08 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Svara Eir wrote:
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
I, too, mine in Jita with a -9.6 sec status!


good understand ))))))))))) i not know

now am tell that was kill by the catalys of alliance CONCORD
the wiki that alliance CONCORD kill me free for have this number???????

my MACHINAW EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


am pay 400KK ISK FOR KILL THE ONE TIME ANY THIS CONCORD
BONUS FOR KILL 10CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool


Wait, are you saying Concord killed your Mack fleet?

Now I know you're trolling, well played sir.

That or you're completely oblivious to how Eve works.


got mails is was not CONCORD
was calamari polis

Sad
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2015-08-21 03:36:00 UTC
Svara Eir wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Svara Eir wrote:
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
I, too, mine in Jita with a -9.6 sec status!


good understand ))))))))))) i not know

now am tell that was kill by the catalys of alliance CONCORD
the wiki that alliance CONCORD kill me free for have this number???????

my MACHINAW EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


am pay 400KK ISK FOR KILL THE ONE TIME ANY THIS CONCORD
BONUS FOR KILL 10CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool


Wait, are you saying Concord killed your Mack fleet?

Now I know you're trolling, well played sir.

That or you're completely oblivious to how Eve works.


got mails is was not CONCORD
was calamari polis

Sad


You got killed for being a criminal.

This amuses me.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#54 - 2015-08-21 04:03:04 UTC
Svara Eir wrote:


was calamari polis


GUYS IT WAS SPACE SQUIDS....

DEAR GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE SPACE SQUIDS ARE COMING...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#55 - 2015-08-21 04:06:17 UTC
Relax, we just need about 5kk gallons of garlic sauce and we'll be set.
Fire up the grill.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#56 - 2015-08-21 04:18:58 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
GUYS IT WAS SPACE SQUIDS....

DEAR GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE SPACE SQUIDS ARE COMING...



The most evil song in the universe. Really.

Beats 'It's A Small World' into a pulp.


As for the OP's post....this...THIS, you deranged murderous squirrels, is how you troll.

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Svara Eir
Half Empty
xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku
#57 - 2015-08-21 05:59:19 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Relax, we just need about 5kk gallons of garlic sauce and we'll be set.
Fire up the grill.


my cousin he can sell u this for isk
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#58 - 2015-08-21 10:34:39 UTC
Awesome. I do love tentacles.
Does he do discounts for bulk?
Also, can he hook me up with a few Japanese schoolgirl uniforms that will fit a two meter tall, somewhat portly gentleman?
Completely unrelated, I assure you.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Svara Eir
Half Empty
xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku
#59 - 2015-08-21 15:47:13 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Awesome. I do love tentacles.
Does he do discounts for bulk?
Also, can he hook me up with a few Japanese schoolgirl uniforms that will fit a two meter tall, somewhat portly gentleman?
Completely unrelated, I assure you.

is very rare collecting item
600kk
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#60 - 2015-08-21 15:58:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolai Serkanner
Svara Eir wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
Svara Eir wrote:
Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:
I, too, mine in Jita with a -9.6 sec status!


good understand ))))))))))) i not know

now am tell that was kill by the catalys of alliance CONCORD
the wiki that alliance CONCORD kill me free for have this number???????

my MACHINAW EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil


am pay 400KK ISK FOR KILL THE ONE TIME ANY THIS CONCORD
BONUS FOR KILL 10CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool


Wait, are you saying Concord killed your Mack fleet?

Now I know you're trolling, well played sir.

That or you're completely oblivious to how Eve works.


got mails is was not CONCORD
was calamari polis

Sad


Goddamn Cthulhu!!!