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Persifonne's a pimp
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Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-08-18 13:17:46 UTC
So one of my good friends Persifonne told me a story of her recent elite pvp encounter, high treason and isk printing and asked me to share it cuz she knows you guys respect me and im also more elegant with my words.

Persif was doing her normal bounty sale in Scope chat. It was 114mill at the time and she was offering to sell it to one of her fellow Scopies by letting them kill her for a modest 25mill fee.

Lyrokai said he was a returning player and wanted to be her business partner. Then Persi told him she just couldn't trust that he would send her the fee after he killed her and got his 114mill bounty so she requested a 10mill upfront trust down payment. Dude agreed and met her in his shiny Proteus.

But Lyrokai tried to trick and scam my friend! He never sent the 10mill trust fee or even a duel request, justopened fire on her poor retriever in Ashab!

Persif elite 1v1 pvped him for his treason.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/48468277/

Then dude raged and raged. Said he lost Gall Offensive 5 and added another 200mill to her bounty.

Persif tried to make amends and explain basuc game mechanics to the evil liar and even offered to remove the new killright on him for 50 mill. Dude rage logged.

She talked trash to him for a couple days and unfortunately couldn't play much due to college starting and ger moving so just settled for making the killright available for a cool 100mill instead of stalking him and tryimg to kill dude herself with her other friends.

The elite Russians PIRATs caught up with Lyr in a over quarter bill Dominix.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/48520072/

All told made over half a billion while costing idiot over 4 days of training and 1.5billion isk.
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-08-18 13:28:03 UTC
It's pretty sad you refer to your alts as friends.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Darth Biznaga
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-08-18 13:59:38 UTC
I think it's pretty cool

You got it..I want it
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4 - 2015-08-18 14:04:02 UTC
Loyd always beats me to make the best comments Sad

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2015-08-18 15:20:34 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
It's pretty sad you refer to your alts as friends.

Makes shitlisting easier though so it's not all that bad.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Paranoid Loyd
#6 - 2015-08-18 15:54:56 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
It's pretty sad you refer to your alts as friends.

Makes shitlisting easier though so it's not all that bad.


For your list:

Kaelynne Rose
Shailagh
Shailagh R
Shailagh Rose

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2015-08-18 17:45:36 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
It's pretty sad you refer to your alts as friends.

Makes shitlisting easier though so it's not all that bad.


For your list:

Kaelynne Rose
Shailagh
Shailagh R
Shailagh Rose

Have those , might have a couple more I'd need to log and check.
Cheers though, I appreciate it regardless

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-08-18 17:54:20 UTC
I did notice a distinct lack of rampant capitalization.
Perhaps the caps lock key is broken?
I know the shift key can compensate, but assuming that poaster is typing one-handed then that's not really viable.

Alternative idea, perhaps CAM was hacked by Nitshe?

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2015-08-18 18:15:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did notice a distinct lack of rampant capitalization.
Perhaps the caps lock key is broken?
I know the shift key can compensate, but assuming that poaster is typing one-handed then that's not really viable.

Alternative idea, perhaps CAM was hacked by Nitshe?

Dude I've been house training cam over the forums literally for months now.
It's understandably taken a while (and we had a brief relapse there recently) but it seems to be slowly taking.
E:on that note the carrot is over due.

That first km is hilarious cam, blingy prot burns to a t1 barge, fantastic.

Try it with a venture and I'll be impressed.

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Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#10 - 2015-08-18 19:26:14 UTC
It's also kinda sad that you think there's something elegant about your writing stlye.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#11 - 2015-08-18 19:55:20 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
It's also kinda sad that you think there's something elegant about your writing stlye.

Hay!
Say what you will of it but this is several orders of magnitude better than before,
Don't you wreck this on me with too much stick,
if she goes back to all caps raging you can train her yourself!

Blink

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#12 - 2015-08-18 22:13:27 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did notice a distinct lack of rampant capitalization.
Perhaps the caps lock key is broken?
I know the shift key can compensate, but assuming that poaster is typing one-handed then that's not really viable.

Alternative idea, perhaps CAM was hacked by Nitshe?

Nitshe is in ACBAMS BTW. After spending some time with him I realized it really is all letos fault and Nitshe is a cool guy. I then invited him to my corp with the intent to make him a director. That's when it hit me. THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT. Also his writing style is much calmer and more trusting then carries

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-08-18 22:25:02 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did notice a distinct lack of rampant capitalization.
Perhaps the caps lock key is broken?
I know the shift key can compensate, but assuming that poaster is typing one-handed then that's not really viable.

Alternative idea, perhaps CAM was hacked by Nitshe?

Nitshe is in ACBAMS BTW. After spending some time with him I realized it really is all letos fault and Nitshe is a cool guy. I then invited him to my corp with the intent to make him a director. That's when it hit me. THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT. Also his writing style is much calmer and more trusting then carries


This is literally the worst post on the forums. Nitshe posts and communicates like ****, clearly available for viewing on EVE search.

Noragen, how could you?

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#14 - 2015-08-19 03:30:50 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did notice a distinct lack of rampant capitalization.
Perhaps the caps lock key is broken?
I know the shift key can compensate, but assuming that poaster is typing one-handed then that's not really viable.

Alternative idea, perhaps CAM was hacked by Nitshe?

Nitshe is in ACBAMS BTW. After spending some time with him I realized it really is all letos fault and Nitshe is a cool guy. I then invited him to my corp with the intent to make him a director. That's when it hit me. THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT. Also his writing style is much calmer and more trusting then carries


This is literally the worst post on the forums. Nitshe posts and communicates like ****, clearly available for viewing on EVE search.

Noragen, how could you?

I was wondering how you would react to this Lol

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Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#15 - 2015-08-19 15:52:06 UTC
Well... I dunno about you guys but i didnt understand half of the things she said....



So..either she " writes more elegantly " my sweet buttom ...or i failed to understand english

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2015-08-19 21:50:36 UTC
Starbuck05 wrote:
Well... I dunno about you guys but i didnt understand half of the things she said....



So..either she " writes more elegantly " my sweet buttom ...or i failed to understand english

Nobody ever does we just tend to notice entire lines of capitalisation normally

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#17 - 2015-08-19 22:16:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Starbuck05 wrote:
Well... I dunno about you guys but i didnt understand half of the things she said....



So..either she " writes more elegantly " my sweet buttom ...or i failed to understand english
Elegance is relative, as CAM posts go the OP is a win; it bears a passing resemblance to English and has more lower than upper case letters.

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#18 - 2015-08-19 22:39:33 UTC
First a CSM candidate with a PVE platform, Now noragen hanging with patient 0. This has been the weirdest month in the history of homiedom. Whats next. Code Mining? Globby goin full antiganker?

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#19 - 2015-08-19 23:20:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
StonerPhReaK wrote:
First a CSM candidate with a PVE platform, Now noragen hanging with patient 0. This has been the weirdest month in the history of homiedom. Whats next. Code Mining? Globby goin full antiganker?

Well there was that code orca... and they did kill a thing with guns in lowsec. Wait didn't globby offer to give antiganking lessons?

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2015-08-20 03:05:20 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
First a CSM candidate with a PVE platform, Now noragen hanging with patient 0. This has been the weirdest month in the history of homiedom. Whats next. Code Mining? Globby goin full antiganker?

Well there was that code orca... and they did kill a thing with guns in lowsec. Wait didn't globby offer to give antiganking lessons?


So I guess it is official. Eve IS dying because hell is freezing over and the world is officially coming to an end.
Dammit! I was hoping for zombies...
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