Intergalactic Summit

To the most foul Tyrannos Strategos
You are miscreant and abomination!

I m Lord Vaari, jarl of Sosan VII, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, Ecumenical patriarch of the Silent Infinity, Hero of the Providence, Liberator of Providence, Bane of the Legio Astartes Arcanum the great miner, skilled industrialist and many more impressive titles.

I challenge thee to the combat to the death! I spit on your empty honor. Drag your festering manhood from the undoubetly hideous planet that you call home to the Providence region and let see who is who in singe combat. Nobleman vs abomination.

If you are too afraid to face me, send your champion.

I, Synthia 1, Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful, Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, Paragon of Virtue and Angel of Compassion, am Slightly Confused by this Topic.

The Issuing of Challenges and declared Champions, does not Appear to be a Custom that was Widespread in Cultures other than Amarr.

Also, Challenges have been Uncommon in the Empire since the Return to the Stars.

Thusly, I would be Surprised if the Tyrannos Strategos accepted this Challenge.

I would Also be Surprised if the Tyrannos Strategos responded At All, since the Drifters have been Singularly Uncommunicative.

In the Event that the Challenge is Accepted, I am Curious to Know what form the Single Combat would Take, that is Spaceship or Surface Combat.

Sincerely,

Synthia 1, Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful, Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, Paragon of Virtue and Angel of Compassion.

I'm sorry, was he supposed to have heard of you? Cuz I haven't. But that's KIATolon's title you're sniping there, binky.

And a pawn short of a full set?

Dismissive sarcasm, Ms. Jenneth, dismissive sarcasm. 'The world's most beloved hero' indeed...


When you find yourself inside a bubble
Hold your cloak and wait for me
Always follow orders
Little Bees...

You forgot to mention "skilled ostrich farmer".

It seems they raise ostriches in Providence. For feathers, milk, and meat.

Truly, the wisdom and talents of Lord Vaari are innumerable.

Eh?

Well if Lord Vaari, jarl of Sosan VII, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, Ecumenical patriarch of the Silent Infinity, Hero of the Providence, Liberator of Providence, Bane of the Legio Astartes Arcanum the great miner, skilled industrialist and many more impressive titles...

Needs a Champion in his Stead in this noble challenge, I am sure the line of volunteers would be long.

I'll be over there, far away, at the end of the line.

Ostrich milk.

Ostrich milk