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Tararan is Won! The Republic is Crumbling!

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m1thr0s
Nova Sanguinem
#1 - 2015-08-12 19:50:19 UTC
Samira Kernher

The rampage of the Crusade across the stars continues! Tararan, the 3rd system to fall in the Habitual Chaos Alliance Operation Pool Party was a hard fight, with massive resistance towards the end of the fight from Republic forces. Due to the magnificient execution of the Ezzara win, a key Republic FC switched sides from the Minmatar to the Amarr, no doubt convinced of the righteousness of fighting for the glory of God and Empire!

Samira Kernher is a stunning example of the outcome of the Reclamation. She is considered a devout and dedicated Amarrian despite being of Minmatar descent! She proudly flies with the fine forces of PAUX, the multi-cultural branch of PIE. She is single and waiting for the right True Amarrian to sweep her off her feet.

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Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#2 - 2015-08-12 19:56:06 UTC
I do Not Believe that is an Accurate or Authorised Picture of Lieutenant Kernher.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#3 - 2015-08-12 19:58:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
What the **** is this? I didn't consent to this!

Take your crude Gallente **** to the Federation where it belongs!

This is disgusting. I had no part in this. This is a fabricated and an unauthorized use of my image.
Seraphim Risen
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2015-08-12 20:08:06 UTC
While that is a stunning model you got for that poor image manipulation, I think the REAL Samira is much hotter. Just saying.

Never not badpost.

Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
#5 - 2015-08-12 20:17:57 UTC
Whilst I can attest that Lieutenant Kernher is a good poster model for the Crusade... this is not the poster that was in mind. Remove this image immediately, as per the Lieutenants request, as well for common decency purposes.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2015-08-12 20:22:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Brother m1thr0s, Lieutenant Samira Kerner is a true lady in every Amarr sense of the Word. Such a public image is inappropriate and rather than allowing her to feel your gratitude for her participation in the triumph of liberating Tararan, can only bring embarrassment. I encourage you to replace it with a more appropriate mode of modest, fully attired and veiled, swim wear.
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
#7 - 2015-08-12 20:24:42 UTC
This is beyond poor taste; this constitutes sexual harassment. If you value Lt. Kernher's comradeship and dedicated service you will remove this post immediately.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Syenna Celeste
The Green Machine
Shadow Cartel
#8 - 2015-08-12 20:27:34 UTC
This picture is excellent for morale. I'd like to request some more - There's no way you didn't get some in other poses!

Put your hands around my heart and squeeze me until I'm dry.

m1thr0s
Nova Sanguinem
#9 - 2015-08-12 20:34:05 UTC
Oh only a proper lady would protest so much. Guys how has she remained single for so long. Also we got the model photo from one of her as-of-yet inactivated clones. It's very realistic!

Also apologies for misspelling Tararan on an earlier release. The slave has been beaten for being so uneducated! Not severely, but beaten.

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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2015-08-12 20:35:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Deitra Vess
Syenna Celeste wrote:
This picture is excellent for morale. I'd like to request some more - There's no way you didn't get some in other poses!


How is something, the subject of it, doesn't like good for morale? Really it's just cheap looking, and if you have to go to those lengths to boost morale I think your war machines in trouble.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
#11 - 2015-08-12 20:35:56 UTC
Down with this sort of thing.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#12 - 2015-08-12 20:37:59 UTC
WHY DOES SHE GET ALL THE ATTENTION!?!? I WAS THERE TOO.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-

Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#13 - 2015-08-12 20:41:12 UTC
* prints it out and puts it on the captains quarters wall

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Kalaratiri
Nobody in Local
Of Sound Mind
#14 - 2015-08-12 20:41:31 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
if you have to go to those lengths to boost morale I think your war machines in trouble.


I'd like to point out that we're winning.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Sinti Vailatti
Angelis Exploration
#15 - 2015-08-12 20:42:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Sinti Vailatti
m1thr0s wrote:
...a devout and dedicated Amarrian despite being of Minmatar descent...



"Despite?"

My Lord, given this little outburst I think I can safely say I'm twice the Amarr you are. You just gave the 24th a black eye. And that's something even a girl of "Minmatar descent" like me would never do.

Please report to the nearest Ministry of Internal Order office for corrective action.

“Where must we go...we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?”

Syenna Celeste
The Green Machine
Shadow Cartel
#16 - 2015-08-12 20:45:24 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:


How is something, the subject of it, doesn't like good for morale?


What does the model's opinion matter? The reality is that Lieutenant Kernher is now the pinup of choice for at least half of the docking bay here in Lasleinur 6-15. I can see that from here!

Put your hands around my heart and squeeze me until I'm dry.

Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#17 - 2015-08-12 20:53:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Odelya d'Hanguest
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#18 - 2015-08-12 20:56:55 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Down with this sort of thing.


Careful now.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#19 - 2015-08-12 21:00:28 UTC
btw are those collectables? (want one for lamaa)

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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2015-08-12 21:04:41 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
if you have to go to those lengths to boost morale I think your war machines in trouble.


I'd like to point out that we're winning.


At this point you are, really I'm not surprised either. I hate to say it but it's true, and I've actually stopped paying attention to it because..... Ya lets not go there.

Syenna Celeste wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:


How is something, the subject of it, doesn't like good for morale?


What does the model's opinion matter? The reality is that Lieutenant Kernher is now the pinup of choice for at least half of the docking bay here in Lasleinur 6-15. I can see that from here!


It doesn't matter that much. When it's a model, when its done with consent, when its not someone your touting as a model example of your fighting force only to have them show outrage over it and say they didn't even pose for it.
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